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We finished early, what did you did you guys do this weekend? 💀
For me it's more like a sense of apathy...like OK, sure this one ended on time, but there's 6 or 7 more right after it. I just want to get back to work.
miss my old team stand-ups. i gave everyone in my team 30-60 seconds to give a rundown. team of 20-25 guys, and we finished in under 10 minutes unless there was a departure or a birthday. but, other teams i’ve been on, yeah… this!
25 people is a department not a team.
Exactly.
Want to demo some cool new feature or css effect you've been working on? Bring your laptop to the pub and show me at lunch
You guys have standup?!
I'm glad I don't have to deal with this shit anymore.
my standup just gets over in 5 mins lol 🤣
It is scheduled for 10-10:15 AM but gets over within 10:05
And its always that one person, nearly each team has one, that takes the majority of the time.
There’s always that one teammate giving a TED Talk during a 15-min standup 😩🎤
Also the guy that wants to ask a question or share something at the end and drags the meeting for another 15 minutes (or more).
See, those people don't know the art of waiting until the meeting has just ended and then making a bee-line to the presenter so you can ask your question without making enemies.
It's a skill that comes with time.