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Good thing we don't blame people at work, instead we work together to fix the mistake. And if for some reason someone wants to blame anyone we have a designated blame guy!

Can't get enough of that!

Just last week. It was great. We reverted the bad change by the other guys and the problem was instantly fixed.

Had this last week. Searched for my error for 2 days because I was also convinced it had to be my change. Turned out to be a hardware error. So good.

Took a screenshot in October of a conversation with the client not wanting a feature.
Used it last week when the client asked for the feature.

Reads like my father when he's talking about me to my mum.

I have an office only people from my small department can enter and the balcony is connected to the alarm system so it has to be locked. I have started taking photos of the alarm terminal when I leave to prove it was locked when I left so that I won't ever have to come in when that one isn't locked in the evening when the main alarm needs to be enabled. The terminal also shows the balcony for the other side of the building and someone tried to pin it on me when the other side was still unlocked one day. Was very satisfying sending him the photo with both doors locked that I took the day before.

No, I haven't experienced that.

Neither one, to be precise. But I'm sure it's great.

No because I couldn't care less who's fault it was. Everyone makes mistakes jfc.