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Every night I pray to Kaze Emunar so that I never have to do assembly.
You know you're good at an architecture of you write better assembly than the compiler.
It can be really fun though!
It's fine. Assembly is a nice mid-level language to never look at. C and C++ are the lowest high level languages you should consider.
(Assembly is mid-level on most architectures because it is not honored anymore. Branch prediction has what assembly code? What's the assembly instruction for doing X on core 3 and Y on core 5's hyper thread? I've never seen one, so assembly seems to not be low level.)
RAM bus goes vroom vroom
I hated writing out assembly in binary and my computer architecture professor had the final with that on paper.
Fuck opcodes all my homies hate opcodes.
One of the questions in my MIPS course back in bachelors was converting given instruction to 32 bit word in binary, on paper.
That'll followed by (not necessarily in that order) another question to draw the MIPS cpu internal logic diagram and highlight the active "wires" for a given instruction.
Vibe coders cant comprehend any of these
Serverless!
Don‘t even use a computer
'Solution Architect'
What’s OP?
Operation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opcode
Learn to think like a computer before computers can think like a human! (Whoops too late)
I spent so long thinking this was “Learn that OP codes” in reference to Reddit post OPs. I was so confused.
Big brain time: evolved from coding to just telepathically generating bugs. 😂 #DevsLife
You: I learned opcodes
Reality: I learned the syntactic sugar that symbolizes actual opcodes which are integer numbers
I think I knew noop on 8086 at one point
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