ProgrammerHumor
creditVsEffort
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There should be a SAFe Agile boat with 6 managers and 2 engineering team members. Nobody would be rowing though since they would all be in a ceremony meeting planning to row.
Spent so much time talking what a story point is that I've lost the plot to the story
Now.. I don't even argue. The team gives reasonable points, and when they argue too much I just agree with them.
It just sucks man.
Tasks have 3 states: pending, working, done.
Graph it, project it, add error margin.
That's it. Why make it more complex than it already is
The manager is vibing because he successfully asked an AI an extremely vague question and it gave back six paragraphs of nothing (the long response proves that the manager is Very Smart and asks questions the stupid devs never considered)
Yeah no way, the manager would need to walk up and down the boat to ask if they are rowing or not.
"programming" "humor"
Managers are never as cool as they think they are.