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qruxxurq

I mean, sequencing.

If the run is first, the shark dies and you win, assuming you don’t stroke out b/c your diet is Cheetos and Mountain Dew and you weigh 350 lbs. If the swim is first, the shark has you for a morning snack.

1 day ago
Graffers

So it all comes down to the race condition?

1 day ago
qruxxurq

ISWYDT

1 day ago
ImperatorUniversum1

And what if the cycling is first? What if Bruce can actually pedal and its neck and neck?

1 day ago
PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

Do sharks have necks?

1 day ago
ImperatorUniversum1

Where else would they wear a tie?

1 day ago
other_usernames_gone

Surely eating the competitor is against the rules.

As long as you can swim 1500m you'd live. Then can catch up to the shark in the cycling section.

The swim is always first.

1 day ago
BlackHolesAreHungry
:cp:

Sharks can’t read the rules

23 hours ago
Reashu

The shark gets DQ'd but you still lost. 

19 hours ago
flayingbook
:cs:

If it's not written down, then it's allowed

20 hours ago
Clen23

ok but then the shark is disqualified for unsportsmalike behavior and they probably give you the medal post-mortem

1 day ago
Leninus

I dont know, Im not sure what happes when somebody DNFs because of someone else. Well no, you get to go again in that case (or the whole heat), but if you become incapacitated. In 1v1 they'd probably hand you the win but if there are other people then I'm not sure.

1 day ago
Leninus

I dont know, Im not sure what happes when somebody DNFs because of someone else. Well no, you get to go again in that case (or the whole heat), but if you become incapacitated. In 1v1 they'd probably hand you the win but if there are other people then I'm not sure.

1 day ago
MrRocketScript

So everyone remembers me as an urn with a participation ribbon stuck to it like a Warhammer 40K purity seal?

22 hours ago
zas97

Eating other contestants is against the rules I think.

1 day ago
arvigeus

You are all together at the start line. Shark wins by being the only left competitor.

1 day ago
EconomyDoctor3287

What if there's a flashflood during the race though? The shark could waddle through the run, while the human gets slowed down by all the water. 

I say the odds are in the sharks favor, because chances of land suddenly getting flooded are higher than the river suddenly drying out. 

1 day ago
GrinningPariah

If the shark bit you during the swim he'd be immediately disqualified and you'd win by default.

1 day ago
Blubasur

250 lbs and I will still die

1 day ago
dashingThroughSnow12

Actually the order matters.

Since swimming is first we’re not getting to the running section.

1 day ago
NuSk8

But does eating the other competitor and never crossing the finish line count as winning? I think in that scenario they both lose the race

1 day ago
dashingThroughSnow12

The snark has a full tummy. That feels like a win to it.

1 day ago
BlackHolesAreHungry
:cp:

Technically you are in the tummy so it’s a tie

23 hours ago
arvigeus

Shark: Try cycling without your FEET!

1 day ago
Nidoso2

Plot twist: The real winner is the person with the best transition between sports.

1 day ago
DiscombobulatedSun54

It all depends on the order of the races. If swimming is first, the human is going to get eaten and never finish the race. If running is first, the shark is going to suffocate to death. So, either way only one competitor finishes the race.

1 day ago
franzitronee

I'm pretty sure eating the human would disqualify the shark, so really no one is the winner in that case.

14 hours ago
je386

Depends on which discipline comes first - if its swimming, the shark is faster, get you and eats you, so the shark wins ;)

1 day ago
UnusualAir1

You'd probably do better in a straight up archery competition. :-)

1 day ago
rover_G
:c::rust::ts::py::r::spring:

In this case winning is ordinal and depends on a sequence of events. W € {1st, 2nd, DNF} and the events = [swim, cycle, run]

1 day ago
marlotrot

Just saw your Jira, seems you missed to fill-out the acceptance criteria. May I ask you to fill the blanks please?

1 day ago
odyniec

Would there ever be a boy born who could swim faster than a shark? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQxAicDlTJs

1 day ago
TheSn00pster

Pretty good at running yo mouf

14 hours ago