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whatsHappeningInIndia
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Jokes on all of them. I only code assembly
Warning! Beatings will continue until Python is purged!
Chad indian java machine vs soylicon valley pythoner
incredibly based. Java is atrocious
India has a weird obsession with Java programming, and a moderate liking of .NET development.
Python, Go, and Kotlin get ignored.
I was interning at a company where I was tasked to clean up data (correct string formatting, handling missing values, changing column dtypes etc.). As usual, I started with pandas.
I was then told to use C# in visual studio to write everything, even if it meant calling my python code, it had to be from their .NET project.
Then another project was to just display some chemical information on a SPA.
I again went with flask. They told me to use JSP.
Jsp is dog shit it should be burnt alive what a pain in the ass.
I agree
Understandable. I've been in dotnet my whole life and Java to me is hideous
Lol the downvote. That's my opinion and F yourself if you don't like it
Java is like the most similar language to C#…
people will downvote you but first time i saw java code being written took me some solid minutes before i realized it wasnt C# (it was a brocode video)
Not why you got down voted as you are correct
Primates are the most similar animal to humans. Not sure what his point is
This entire subreddit is college sophomores learning things for the first time, then immediately forming strong opinions on it and making memes.
Not similar enough
waow
EDIT: I know one guy who says that he will literally never quit his job because he works almost exclusively in c#, and because the work culture is relatively laid back (he likes flip flops). He showed me a job offer for 50% more money that he turned down.
Past a certain threshold the extra money isn't worth living in misery. Especially if you enjoy where you are now.
That man knows how to be happy in life
yes. Philosophically we're practically opposites but he really does understand what it means to pursue happiness better than most other hedonists
If it were any more similar, it would be Microsoft's Java C#
It's often the things similar to those that we are intimately familiar with that can seem the least appealing.
You've been working in dot net and Java is hideous to you? Like Dot net is shitty version of Java. Lol.
Sic Semper Pythonus.
Force every one to code in binary
Seems appropriate
Well🐍Well🐍Well🐍
In my HPC class the professor said you should use C,C++ or Fortran, he said you could use Python if you wanted since the HPC libraries still worked fine for that. He said if you used Java that he would throw you out the Window. For the stuff we where doing Java was MUCH slower.
source?
Its a joke.
Indian companies are in love with either Java or .Net, for some reason. I tried to work with one and they could not get me a Python or Ruby project for months.
yeah this is true as someone who has some idea about the scene in india. its heavily java
Yeah..java can get somome more opportunities.
Ruby.. not so much.
And anyone with some python exp is an ml engineer now.
Ruby.. not so much.
You'll be surprised. Anyway I'll rather use Lisp or punch cards before doing Java.
It's not Indian compoanies. It's thier clients. Believe it or not. I'm currently in Canada. Our Client is multinational company. They don't want to move on from Java for thier Enterprise level applications. For thier consumer facing website they've already moved on. But for enterprise applications They prefer Java as backend. They feel it's more secure and robust.
.Net ftw
what do u mean for some reason?
I can’t go to India for just this reason…
Java Is jealous of Python's progress
Honestly kinda understandable, I learned Java first and got frustrated with python when I tried it
welcome to the world of coding hello world sirr ^.^
Should've had actual pythons defending him.
What are the Java developers gonna do? offer coffee?
Actually… there were some discussions about not letting a programmer to use Python due to being from an inferior cast
Edit: my family is from the bank sector, I suppose I would need to program in COBOL or something
Honestly java is slow and overly oopified nonsense. I am a python guy and I have learnt C# and it's ecosystem like dotnet. I did few projects on spring boot too but nothing is in comparison with what C# and it's rich ecosystem has to offer.
In the era of Automation & Ai, I guess Java should be limited to just maintenance of legacy projects. Anything new is obviously being built on js based frameworks and C# / rust. Which is a million times better and faster and reliable than Java.
You get good jobs, stable jobs with java until a new tech disrupts it.
Java is just legacy nonsense now. No point in learning that trash.
Good bait. Almost fell for it
Judge sentenced him to Kotlin.
Good ending
10 years of dealing with null safety in Kotlin
Haskell*
it'll make him a better man