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No class? public? No static? No int? No main? Kick his nuts right in!
Remember: the productivity that evaporated on the boiler plate rains down somewhere else, which is good for the eco system.
Also it hydrates the data, meaning less people have to hydrate it by hand.
yeah, so they won in our company too and they rewrote the old Perl webshop with Java...
Great!
Rust is more suitable for this image
Me after I explain to them I program in JavaScript. (Replace kids with "Java devs")
Other way around ;)
They're holding semicolons in their hands
What's that guy's hair developed in? Dude looks like Guile from Street Fighter.
public static Arraylist<String> myOpinion{
Arraylist<String> haha = new Arraylist<>();
haha.append("This");
haha.append("is");
haha.append("why");
haha.append("I");
haha.append("learnt");
haha.append("both");
return haha;
List<String> haha = Arrays.asList("This", "is", "why", "I", "learnt", "both");
Don't worry guys I know Java!
public static void Main(String[] args) {
name = input("Whats your name")
print(f"Hello, {name}")
}
🙌🏼
Luton is getting out of hand.
Literally the guy just wrote print("Hello World") and Java devs took it personally..
Ahem
public static void Main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello World") }
if you please
public static void Main(string[] args) { Console.WriteLine("Hello World"); }
Same, but with more money at the end.
Also, if I may:
Main.java:1: error: ';' expected
(That's part of the reason why I get more money. The other part is just hating myself.)
I am sorry, I of course meant
class Main { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello, World!"); } }
We're the same, yet so different.
You claimed to run everywhere, but the sun blinded you, and people preferred no to.
I tried to copy you, impressed by your burning wings, looking from my window, your majestic downfall, but then, my desire to remain faithfull to my home, lead people to gave me no other choices than breaking that glass and trying to fly by myself, to see if mine could resist the light better.
Best worst enemies... it could have been different, I wish we could, yet here we are...
GC.Collect();
throw new NotImplementedSentimentalMood("Embrace, Extend, Extinguish");
Next, you'll show us how to add two numbers using abstract classes, enum, and interfaces. 🤭
Ahem. public static void Main(String[] args) { System.out.println("Hello" + "" + World"); }
Why say hi in 1 line when you can draft a constitution? Right?