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4-Polytope

lenght

9 hours ago
Val_Rose_

guess he doesn't need her and just wants to error around

9 hours ago
smokesick
:unreal::cp::py:

She'll make an exception for him

9 hours ago
Daveallen10

You have to Try!

9 hours ago
DCEagles14
:cs::py::bash:

There's gotta be some sort of catch to this, right?

9 hours ago
0bel1sk

throw him out

8 hours ago
john_the_fetch

Yes. But Not before she dumps a giant log first.

8 hours ago
tagkiller

She seems stacked

6 hours ago
kevix2022
:j:

It'll abend in tears.

1 hour ago
JonasAvory
:j::c::py:

Finally some realises that it’s just a scam

8 hours ago
Prestigious_Peanut31

In love, you can have variable declarations but you always declare it, no matter how small.

5 hours ago
DCEagles14
:cs::py::bash:

and to never treat your spouse like an object

4 hours ago
wootangAlpha

Eyy! Take an upvote

9 hours ago
torokg

,

9 hours ago
PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

{

callYourFunctionDummy();

}

9 hours ago
MasterClown

gesundheit

9 hours ago
Clear-Examination412

that's the german way of pronouncing it

9 hours ago
MrHasuu

Even if that was spelt correctly. Cant get length of undefined

9 hours ago
Still_Explorer

must be German?

6 hours ago
qruxxurq

symbol ‘lenght’ undefined

9 hours ago
wasted_name

Length must be my most mistyped function ever, for some reason my brain goes oh ye, lenght, t at the end until I see the redline under it again

7 hours ago
tslnox

I had the same problem when I was younger (~15) but with "strength".

6 hours ago
neo-raver
:cp::py::rust:

You know, that’s probably one reason why some languages just use len (which I like; maybe you can tell I’m not a Java programmer)

5 hours ago
wasted_name

Proud java, js and ts programmer (everything uses length) :(

5 hours ago
ResolveResident118

Does not compile.

9 hours ago
andItsGone-Poof
:j::c::cp::js::py::ts:

laugh in JS

7 hours ago
Kyrros

Still doesn't work 😂

3 hours ago
BubbaBlount

Let i = 0

Currently the compiler doesn’t know wtf i is!

3 hours ago
FearlessReddit0r

"for a limited number of runs"? O.o

9 hours ago
JestemStefan

data.length is equal to 3

9 hours ago
Thundechile

but data.lenght is not defined.

6 hours ago
FlamingoeZ

Data is an enumerable object defined elsewhere which has a lenght property so it’s chill

5 hours ago
francisco_colaco
:js:

You have to see the loop in context.

6 hours ago
Ruadhan2300
:unity:

For as long as needed.

5 hours ago
gatsu_1981

"while true"

It's just faster to freeze.

9 hours ago
oweiler

for(;;)

8 hours ago
Ecksters

That's where I expected this joke to go, was disappointed.

7 hours ago
francisco_colaco
:js:

You could make for(i = 10; i == i; i--). A bit more confusing for novices, but also eternal. Even survives rollovers.

6 hours ago
Ecksters

Yeah, that's what I was hoping the original was doing.

2 hours ago
Mallanaga
:ru::js::g:

He’ll never get to browse her with that shitty code.

9 hours ago
CardiologistOk2760
:r:

I sense this is supposed to mean "forever" but it looks like it just iterates to the length of the data. Is that the joke and he's actually saying he doesn't need her forever, or am I missing something about the syntax? Is it implied that the loop adds items to data? Have I already thought about this more than you have?

9 hours ago
apnorton

I think the joke is supposed to be that his brain is fried and autocompletes "for" to a common for-loop pattern, when the girl is asking him for what purpose he needs her.

9 hours ago
ShoePillow

Ah, thanks.

Is this an AI auto complete joke?

9 hours ago
Etiennera

I think you're overthinking it to make it funny. The OP is just not funny.

7 hours ago
apnorton

I'm the hero the OP needs, but not the (lack of) one they deserve. :P

5 hours ago
ColonelRuff

Better one would be:
for (age=now; age<death; age++)

9 hours ago
Pritesh190801

Some people run this on parallel threads to make the most pf their time. /s

4 hours ago
sa1126

syntax error; relationship crash

9 hours ago
asdrver

What the F is this?

8 hours ago
jamin74205

Syntax error

9 hours ago
cainhurstcat
:j:

Hopefully his lenght is bigger than his attention span for spelling

9 hours ago
bunglegrind1

i< undefined

9 hours ago
livingMybEstlyfe29

lenght is undefined

9 hours ago
MeLittleThing

collection.Coutn()

8 hours ago
ForeverDuke2

I dont understand

9 hours ago
andItsGone-Poof
:j::c::cp::js::py::ts:

"i" need "for" , so it can be used in a for loop

7 hours ago
litetaker
:py::j::ts::cp::kt::sw:

Nah, not falling for this engagement bait! Oh shit....

9 hours ago
david30121
:js::py::j:

lenght? comma instead of semicolon? i=0 (most likely) without the variable being initialized first?

9 hours ago
kvakerok_v2
:j::py::vb::cs::c::bash:

I'ma iterate through you for the full length of my index

Sounds dirty.

8 hours ago
Majestic_Award_6063

Compilation error

8 hours ago
DryGeneral7

++i

4 hours ago
inga_enna_panara

variable i not defined

9 hours ago
xDannyS_

So dumb but still funny

9 hours ago
simonfancy

Compiler Error: “lenght” is not a property of data

8 hours ago
Logical-Tourist-9275
:rust: :cs:

The real romantic answer would have been (;;)

7 hours ago
_Weyland_

Coulda written life.length in the for cycle, that would be better.

7 hours ago
LinchpinDYK

So the data length is how long he can last?

7 hours ago
Excellent_Tie_5604

Waaaaaaa the horror of wrong keyword even in the world where IDE suggest you, is that even possible???

6 hours ago
wraith_majestic

Damned compile error ruining his perfect moment!

5 hours ago
not_some_username

I’m more a (auto & item : data)

30 minutes ago
No-Section3301

“As long as I live(s)”

7 minutes ago
UIDENTIFIED_STRANGER

Get an enumerator bro

9 hours ago
geeshta
:py::ts::cs::rust::gleam:

People are still using odlschool imperative for loops in 2025? Now that almost every language has a way to enumerate items? Either some variation of for...in or functional style with .map?

9 hours ago
drivingagermanwhip

C developers exist and we're not necessarily odlschool. Plus this does use enumeration (i.e. data.lenght)

9 hours ago
WisestAmicus

I hope nobody ever takes your stapler

9 hours ago
myka-likes-it
:cs::js::unity::unreal::gd::cp:

If I have an iterator with complex operations, it's the best option. Then I can do diabolical stuff like 

for (let y = radius;         y + radius * Math.sin(angle) < height;         y += radius * Math.sin(angle)) {         for (let x = radius, j = 0;             x + radius * (1 + Math.cos(angle)) < width;             x += radius * (1 + Math.cos(angle)), y += (-1) ** j++ * radius * Math.sin(angle)) {             drawHex({ x: x, y: y })         }     }

9 hours ago
Natural_Builder_3170
:cp:

I mean they have thier place, like if you want to modify a list when iterating its better to change the "i" than do whatever weirdness you'll do with the for each

9 hours ago
stroystoys

enumerate for loops don't solve all problems

sometimes you need to write fragment shaders - blur implementation needs old school for loop

or implement path-finding, list all nearby cells, etc - also need old school for loop

9 hours ago