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4-Polytope

lenght

18 hours ago
Val_Rose_

guess he doesn't need her and just wants to error around

17 hours ago
smokesick
:unreal::cp::py:

She'll make an exception for him

17 hours ago
Daveallen10

You have to Try!

17 hours ago
DCEagles14
:cs::py::bash:

There's gotta be some sort of catch to this, right?

17 hours ago
0bel1sk

throw him out

16 hours ago
john_the_fetch

Yes. But Not before she dumps a giant log first.

16 hours ago
tagkiller

She seems stacked

14 hours ago
kevix2022
:j:

It'll abend in tears.

10 hours ago
JonasAvory
:j::c::py:

Finally some realises that it’s just a scam

16 hours ago
Prestigious_Peanut31

In love, you can have variable declarations but you always declare it, no matter how small.

13 hours ago
DCEagles14
:cs::py::bash:

and to never treat your spouse like an object

12 hours ago
wootangAlpha

Eyy! Take an upvote

17 hours ago
torokg

,

17 hours ago
PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

{

callYourFunctionDummy();

}

17 hours ago
MasterClown

gesundheit

17 hours ago
Clear-Examination412

that's the german way of pronouncing it

17 hours ago
MrHasuu

Even if that was spelt correctly. Cant get length of undefined

17 hours ago
Still_Explorer

must be German?

14 hours ago
InformalDifficulty14

Lengthth

6 hours ago
qruxxurq

symbol ‘lenght’ undefined

17 hours ago
wasted_name

Length must be my most mistyped function ever, for some reason my brain goes oh ye, lenght, t at the end until I see the redline under it again

16 hours ago
tslnox

I had the same problem when I was younger (~15) but with "strength".

14 hours ago
neo-raver
:cp::py::rust:

You know, that’s probably one reason why some languages just use len (which I like; maybe you can tell I’m not a Java programmer)

14 hours ago
wasted_name

Proud java, js and ts programmer (everything uses length) :(

13 hours ago
Snudget
:rust::py::asm:

Saw this in a library: Lenght: Obsolete, use "Length" instead

5 hours ago
ResolveResident118

Does not compile.

17 hours ago
andItsGone-Poof
:j::c::cp::js::py::ts:

laugh in JS

15 hours ago
Kyrros

Still doesn't work 😂

11 hours ago
BubbaBlount

Let i = 0

Currently the compiler doesn’t know wtf i is!

11 hours ago
FearlessReddit0r

"for a limited number of runs"? O.o

17 hours ago
JestemStefan

data.length is equal to 3

17 hours ago
Thundechile

but data.lenght is not defined.

14 hours ago
FlamingoeZ

Data is an enumerable object defined elsewhere which has a lenght property so it’s chill

14 hours ago
francisco_colaco
:js:

You have to see the loop in context.

14 hours ago
Ruadhan2300
:unity:

For as long as needed.

13 hours ago
gatsu_1981

"while true"

It's just faster to freeze.

17 hours ago
oweiler

for(;;)

17 hours ago
Ecksters

That's where I expected this joke to go, was disappointed.

15 hours ago
francisco_colaco
:js:

You could make for(i = 10; i == i; i--). A bit more confusing for novices, but also eternal. Even survives rollovers.

14 hours ago
Ecksters

Yeah, that's what I was hoping the original was doing.

10 hours ago
Mallanaga
:ru::js::g:

He’ll never get to browse her with that shitty code.

17 hours ago
CardiologistOk2760
:r:

I sense this is supposed to mean "forever" but it looks like it just iterates to the length of the data. Is that the joke and he's actually saying he doesn't need her forever, or am I missing something about the syntax? Is it implied that the loop adds items to data? Have I already thought about this more than you have?

17 hours ago
apnorton

I think the joke is supposed to be that his brain is fried and autocompletes "for" to a common for-loop pattern, when the girl is asking him for what purpose he needs her.

17 hours ago
ShoePillow

Ah, thanks.

Is this an AI auto complete joke?

17 hours ago
ThisUserIsAFailure

If you count brain as ai sure

It's referencing the Tetris effect I think

6 hours ago
Etiennera

I think you're overthinking it to make it funny. The OP is just not funny.

16 hours ago
apnorton

I'm the hero the OP needs, but not the (lack of) one they deserve. :P

13 hours ago
ColonelRuff

Better one would be:
for (age=now; age<death; age++)

17 hours ago
Pritesh190801

Some people run this on parallel threads to make the most pf their time. /s

12 hours ago
sa1126

syntax error; relationship crash

17 hours ago
asdrver

What the F is this?

16 hours ago
cainhurstcat
:j:

Hopefully his lenght is bigger than his attention span for spelling

17 hours ago
jamin74205

Syntax error

17 hours ago
bunglegrind1

i< undefined

17 hours ago
MeLittleThing

collection.Coutn()

16 hours ago
livingMybEstlyfe29

lenght is undefined

17 hours ago
ForeverDuke2

I dont understand

17 hours ago
andItsGone-Poof
:j::c::cp::js::py::ts:

"i" need "for" , so it can be used in a for loop

15 hours ago
litetaker
:py::j::ts::cp::kt::sw:

Nah, not falling for this engagement bait! Oh shit....

17 hours ago
david30121
:js::py::j:

lenght? comma instead of semicolon? i=0 (most likely) without the variable being initialized first?

17 hours ago
simonfancy

Compiler Error: “lenght” is not a property of data

16 hours ago
kvakerok_v2
:j::py::vb::cs::c::bash:

I'ma iterate through you for the full length of my index

Sounds dirty.

16 hours ago
Majestic_Award_6063

Compilation error

16 hours ago
Logical-Tourist-9275
:rust: :cs:

The real romantic answer would have been (;;)

15 hours ago
Excellent_Tie_5604

Waaaaaaa the horror of wrong keyword even in the world where IDE suggest you, is that even possible???

15 hours ago
DryGeneral7

++i

12 hours ago
inga_enna_panara

variable i not defined

17 hours ago
xDannyS_

So dumb but still funny

17 hours ago
_Weyland_

Coulda written life.length in the for cycle, that would be better.

15 hours ago
LinchpinDYK

So the data length is how long he can last?

15 hours ago
wraith_majestic

Damned compile error ruining his perfect moment!

13 hours ago
not_some_username

I’m more a (auto & item : data)

8 hours ago
No-Section3301

“As long as I live(s)”

8 hours ago
-fallenCup-

Syntax error. That won't compile. Failed relationship from the start

2 hours ago
UIDENTIFIED_STRANGER

Get an enumerator bro

17 hours ago
geeshta
:py::ts::cs::rust::gleam:

People are still using odlschool imperative for loops in 2025? Now that almost every language has a way to enumerate items? Either some variation of for...in or functional style with .map?

17 hours ago
drivingagermanwhip

C developers exist and we're not necessarily odlschool. Plus this does use enumeration (i.e. data.lenght)

17 hours ago
WisestAmicus

I hope nobody ever takes your stapler

17 hours ago
myka-likes-it
:cs::js::unity::unreal::gd::cp:

If I have an iterator with complex operations, it's the best option. Then I can do diabolical stuff like 

for (let y = radius;         y + radius * Math.sin(angle) < height;         y += radius * Math.sin(angle)) {         for (let x = radius, j = 0;             x + radius * (1 + Math.cos(angle)) < width;             x += radius * (1 + Math.cos(angle)), y += (-1) ** j++ * radius * Math.sin(angle)) {             drawHex({ x: x, y: y })         }     }

17 hours ago
Natural_Builder_3170
:cp:

I mean they have thier place, like if you want to modify a list when iterating its better to change the "i" than do whatever weirdness you'll do with the for each

17 hours ago
stroystoys

enumerate for loops don't solve all problems

sometimes you need to write fragment shaders - blur implementation needs old school for loop

or implement path-finding, list all nearby cells, etc - also need old school for loop

17 hours ago