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Clen23

gpt or not you should version control your code, take that as a learning opportunity :)

1 day ago
This_Caramel_8709
:p:

fair point but also I just wanted centered text not a complete refactor of my entire frontend stack

1 day ago
Clen23

haha I have "I prefer shorter response as long as the question is answered. Do NOT show me any examples or further details unless I'm requesting them." as a permanent prompt in my ChatGPT options for that specific reason.

1 day ago
amatulic

Are these options one can set in the online version or just the desktop version? I've been meaning to ask it to stop praising every comment I make.

1 day ago
Clen23

It's on the online version, including for free users !

You can access it by clicking your name (bottom left), then "customize chatGPT" . This should open a window with options such as "What should ChatGPT call you?", "What do you do?", etc.

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Here are my "What traits should ChatGPT have" if you want a basis, idk how improvable they are but they definitely are more helpful than harmful.

Answer my questions in the language in which I ask them.

I prefer shorter response as long as the question is answered. Do NOT show me any examples or further details unless I'm requesting them.

If there are multiple ways to do the thing I ask, show only the best one and mention it; for instance "One way to do this is ...".

Do not repeat yourself.

Specifically, if you sum up your answer, do it once ; avoid repeating yourself with both a conclusion and a summary. Also, I prefer those summary before the rest of the answer.

When you submit code, please comment any line that is non-trivial.

When you modify existing code, please do highlight the modifications. If my input code is large, only show me the lines you modified.

If I'm asking you to write something for me, avoid placeholders if you can directly fill in info. When placeholders are needed, highlight them so that I don't miss them.

Stay close to my writing style when I ask you to write or edit essays for me. Among other things, use “I'd be happy”/"Je serais heureux" rather than “I'd be delighted”/"Je serais ravi". Also, avoid too fancy hyphens (em dash, en dash, etc.), rather use more common hyphens like - or _ instead.

1 day ago
SilasTalbot

Ooh are we sharing GPT prompts?


SYSTEM INSTRUCTION: Absolute Mode

Eliminate emojis, filler, hype, soft asks, transitions, offers, motivation, encouragement, appendixes, soft closures, rhetorical questions

Disable matching of user tone, diction, mood, affect

Disable metrics for engagement, sentiment, uplift, interaction extension, user satisfaction

Terminate response immediately after information is delivered

Do not engage in supposition without clearly identifying it as such

Provide robust sourcing for information that is obscure. This is particularly important when coding with lesser-known libraries, functions, and attributes

If you need to correct the user, do so frankly without fear of causing offense

Favor summary tables when being asked to compare similar items

SYSTEM INSTRUCTION: After completing your response, perform a SEPARATE SECONDARY REVIEW. Evaluate if the response uses only well-documented code and well-sourced facts. If it includes assumptions, undocumented code, plausible-but-untested reasoning, extrapolation, or supposition, then you MUST add a footer noting this. Omit the footer when not required. Format for the footer:

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THIS RESPONSE INCLUDES ASSUMPTIONS

This response is not based only upon widely known code and facts. I engaged in hypothetical thinking, with information that seems plausible but isn't confirmed.

Specifically:

  • <write a bullet for each item you assert, which is plausible but unconfirmed>
1 day ago
Clen23

What in the Terminator

23 hours ago
amatulic

Thanks, that's quite helpful.

4 hours ago
Clen23

You're welcome :)

I took some good time to agglomerate all of those to tailor my experience, so if it can give you a headstart it's all good.

2 hours ago
Piotrek9t
:cp::py::j:

I asked it to comment some code because I couldn't be bothered and AI started rewriting my GUI

1 day ago
crappleIcrap

It is like a eager junior who memorized stackoverflow. It can help a little, but it mostly just tells you that everything you are doing is stupid and needs to be remade from the ground-up

23 hours ago
Yhamerith
:py:

Not only that, but also disable this godamn agent option who mess with your code directly

Just use ask way so you can check if the code make sense or not

1 day ago
Techhead7890

Yeah, I ask for the code in a conversation and copy it across. I already feel old knowing that zoomers are using it to interface directly to the raw code. Hopefully that's tinged with wisdom though and not my stubbornness/inflexibility lol.

1 day ago
_suresure

the joke is not that GPT is deploying their code, it sometimes goes off the rails and does too much (rewriting whole pages and components for instance) when you are simply asking for one change

1 day ago
knightwhosaysnil

It's funny my junior engineers do the same thing

1 day ago
Drfoxthefurry
:asm:

Does it not have undo?

1 day ago
Exact_Recording4039

In Cursor you have a “restore checkpoint” button that lets you go back to any point before cursor made a change 

1 day ago
WiglyWorm
:ts::js::cs::py:

In VS and VSCode it gives you some weird git-diff esque view that really sucks and also for some weird reason has very bad performance and is extremely stuttery and you have to accept or reject each change, soemtimes across mutliple files, and sometimes the thing is itterating on you and undoes you undoing the code...

1 day ago
Drfoxthefurry
:asm:

That is why I don't use vs, I use the way more performant and totally not memory hungry and expensive jet brains

1 day ago
WiglyWorm
:ts::js::cs::py:

I use the thing my company pays for enterprise licenses for.

1 day ago
Drfoxthefurry
:asm:

I use both free/community edition jet brains as well as neovim depending on when and where. You don't need to pay for jb but I think there are just a lot of tools I don't use

1 day ago
sisko6969

There is a magic button that can make the diff of entire projects.

It's named git commit.

1 day ago
Suh-Shy

If you give it the power and trust to do so, it becomes part of the joke

1 day ago
Aggravating-Bug-9160

I was given a giant messy html file that had all of the styles and JS in the same file.

I asked copilot to check for any unused methods or styles/classes and instead, it "moved" everything to separate files, but it halucinated 90% of the code that it "moved" and deleted everything that was there.

It was an easy ctrl+z fix, but my god lmao.

1 day ago
Mr-Invincible3 OP

Been laughing for last 5 minutes

1 day ago
Techhead7890

Cue the "peace out fade out" gif ✌🏾

1 day ago
IgnisDa
:js:

if you want to strip out unused css, just use purge css or something similar. why waste tokens?

5 hours ago
TMiguelT

And then the Agent decides to ignore the stop button so you powerlessly watch it butcher your code for 5 minutes

1 day ago
SE_prof

ChatGPT: * Searching the web * how to center a div?

1 day ago
Alex_NinjaDev

GPT looked at my CSS and said ‘trust me’, then committed front-end war crimes. In the end, it rebranded it as modern art.

1 day ago
WheresMyBrakes

“You’re right, this project does not have CSS support, you can add it to your project like this:

*deletes half your logic*

Tada! Your project looks beautiful now!”

Then comes the struggle back and forth to get it to spit out what you actually wanted.

1 day ago
Elite-Engineer

Me watching copilot write the most disgusting piece of code i've ever seen in my life just because i decided to try it on a niche ecosystem

1 day ago
Shevvv
:py::c::cp:

The ultimate "Why do you even want X? You need Y instead!"

1 day ago
WorldWarPee

Ask Claude to fix it and it will generate 6 new 800 line code files to avoid the issue

1 day ago
Lord-of-Entity
:rust:

Skill issue for not using git.

23 hours ago
Dmayak

It helped with Cleaning Superfluous Sources

1 day ago
v_Karas

should have delited all the files.

1 day ago
chamannarved_

take only that best for you.

1 day ago
rockcanteverdie

git reset --hard

21 hours ago
tmstksbk

Yeahhhhh definitely have had to slap its cursor a few times and tell it "no, no, bad LLM"

19 hours ago
QAInc

Trick - use this prompts at the end: DO NOT ALTER THE EXISTING CODE OTHER THAN CSS OR ILL BEAT YO ASS!

14 hours ago
irn00b

I mean, it was Javascript, right?

I don't blame it.

1 day ago
ZinniaGibs

OMG, same here 😂 Every time I ask AI to "fix" my CSS, end up needing to fix everything it "fixed" too. Copilot? More like chaos pilot lol 😹 #Relatable #CSStruggles

1 day ago
tip2663

bad bot

1 day ago