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javaToCplusplusToCToWindows

javaToCplusplusToCToWindows
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Erdnussflipshow

Day 21: I've started weaving my own magnetic core memory

9 hours ago
yassir-larri

Day 22: I've started soldering my own transistors with sand and hope.

8 hours ago
Monochromatic_Kuma2
:c:

Day 23: solid state physics was too much of a pain. I have started assembling my own vacuum tubes.

8 hours ago
StochasticCalc

Day 24: I have constructed an iron forge to make my own gears

8 hours ago
Highborn_Hellest

You start as a front end dev, and then end up as a theoretical physicist I guess.

9 hours ago
parker_fly

Windows is not below C.

9 hours ago
rosuav

I mean, it depends how you look at it. Windows are usually made of glass. Glass is made from rocks. Rocks are the world's slowest computer.

5 hours ago
Anarcho_duck
:cp::asm::bash::py:

Nobody argues otherwise, so i will. Although winapi is best used in C, the binaries themselves weren't all written in C

8 hours ago
parker_fly

C does not compile down to Windows.

7 hours ago
Anarcho_duck
:cp::asm::bash::py:

Some parts of windows do not compile down to C too, dumbass (you can only COMPILE IT UP TO C FROM ASM). Also how do you compile anything down to windows?

7 hours ago
parker_fly

Save your online testosterone for the real world, kid. The diagram says that, not me. You're the one disagreeing with me disagreeing with the diagram.

7 hours ago
Anarcho_duck
:cp::asm::bash::py:

fair enough

6 hours ago
Anarcho_duck
:cp::asm::bash::py:

I'm also a woman, I don't have that much testosterone

6 hours ago
newquestoin

Dealing with this right now as I try to get used to coding shit that must be placed in a virtual machine on azure.

Why is setting up environments such a pain in the ass every single time.

8 hours ago
ramdomvariableX

for people who know how to code, C is a really good choice.

6 hours ago
ZinniaGibs

Every programmer’s life cycle. Start ambitious, end up needing more coffee than a human should consume 😂👻 #JustDevThings

9 hours ago
PCgaming4ever

Lol true I remember before college I used to only drink coffee like maybe once a day and never for energy purposes like in the morning to wake up. Then went through college and started drinking a cup in the morning just to wake up. Started working that turned into a cup in the morning and a cup in the afternoon many years later now it's a full blown problem. Easily 4 - 5 cups a day depending on the day and if I have access to my good coffee at home or if I'm drinking crappy coffee in the office just for the caffeine.

9 hours ago
yassir-larri

Ambition: 100%. Compiler errors: 101%. Coffee: infinite loop.

8 hours ago
UN0BTANIUM

Try Odin. Or wait for Jai, maybe.

6 hours ago