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whenYouHateSwitch

whenYouHateSwitch
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TheMaleGazer

Code isn't code until it looks like an arrowhead pointing to the right. I make sure all of my classes are at least 3000 lines long and resemble a crosscut saw as you scroll down.

Someone tried introducing pattern matching since our language supports it. When our manager asked about it, I told him it was part of waterfall and possibly also socialism. He banned it immediately.

12 hours ago
Meilo OP

I completly agree, but i mainly do it to get revenge on those smug bastards who turn their monitor 90% to „fit more code on screen“

12 hours ago
Kaenguruu-Dev
:cs::gd::py:

Never heard of 90% thats some crazy new gen z shit

11 hours ago
IdealBlueMan

I wonder if elif is related to Elisif the Fair in Skyrim

12 hours ago
MiChi36

no way someone else from ibk noticed this...

10 hours ago
Meilo OP

you are not alone my friend, for we are many

9 hours ago
LowCicada2121

"You better do a good job with my hair, or else..."

"Don't you mean

elif

else
?"

10 hours ago
Flat_Initial_1823

Finally 😌

12 hours ago
Purplord

Very common arabic name. It's even the first letter of the alphabet.

12 hours ago
phobos2deimos
:p::p::p::p::p:

I wrote some terrible things before I learned about switch. I still write terrible things, but now they don't take up as much space, at least.

11 hours ago
mr2cef

Ha, that is Innsbruck

6 hours ago
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13 hours ago
Meilo OP

good point, i will talk to them about changing their company name

13 hours ago
TheMaleGazer

I will downvote this comment because I'm a concrete thinker who thinks this is literally someone's endorsement of "else if."

12 hours ago