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whenYouHateSwitch

whenYouHateSwitch
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TheMaleGazer

Code isn't code until it looks like an arrowhead pointing to the right. I make sure all of my classes are at least 3000 lines long and resemble a crosscut saw as you scroll down.

Someone tried introducing pattern matching since our language supports it. When our manager asked about it, I told him it was part of waterfall and possibly also socialism. He banned it immediately.

7 hours ago
Meilo OP

I completly agree, but i mainly do it to get revenge on those smug bastards who turn their monitor 90% to „fit more code on screen“

7 hours ago
Kaenguruu-Dev
:cs::gd::py:

Never heard of 90% thats some crazy new gen z shit

6 hours ago
IdealBlueMan

I wonder if elif is related to Elisif the Fair in Skyrim

7 hours ago
MiChi36

no way someone else from ibk noticed this...

5 hours ago
Meilo OP

you are not alone my friend, for we are many

3 hours ago
LowCicada2121

"You better do a good job with my hair, or else..."

"Don't you mean

elif

else
?"

5 hours ago
Flat_Initial_1823

Finally 😌

7 hours ago
Purplord

Very common arabic name. It's even the first letter of the alphabet.

7 hours ago
phobos2deimos
:p::p::p::p::p:

I wrote some terrible things before I learned about switch. I still write terrible things, but now they don't take up as much space, at least.

6 hours ago
mr2cef

Ha, that is Innsbruck

1 hour ago
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8 hours ago
Meilo OP

good point, i will talk to them about changing their company name

8 hours ago
TheMaleGazer

I will downvote this comment because I'm a concrete thinker who thinks this is literally someone's endorsement of "else if."

7 hours ago