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makeBasicGreatAgain

makeBasicGreatAgain
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anayonkars

Accessors and mutators

5 hours ago
jfcarr

Today we miss the excitement of typing in a bunch of numbers into a DATA statement making sure that you saved it to cassette tape with the hope that you didn't make any typos and crash your PC with 8k of RAM.

4 hours ago
saschaleib
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8k RAM? Pure luxury! My first home computer had 1.5k and I had to program my favourite games again every day because I could not afford a cassette player.

That thought me a lot about efficient resource management, though :-)

4 hours ago
SegmentationFault63

I checked out Dave Ahl's BASIC games book from the library and carried it with me every day to Radio Shack to type them in on the TRS-80, knowing that the game would be erased minutes after I walked away from the demo model.

Ended up buying the Commodore PET instead. Man, those were the days.

Oh! And I just remembered the first time I crashed the PET using too much memory: I got it into my head to write a Monopoly game, and just filling out the 40-element array with property descriptions was more than it could handle.

Also also: Obligatory Monty Python - We used to dream of living in a cardboard box.

2 hours ago
SegmentationFault63

Wow, that takes me back! I learned PEEK and POKE from - of all places - the Foley's department store where they were selling the Commodore PET and the sales geek actually learned how to use it so he could teach me before I bought it. I wrote a primitive animation by using POKE to write a set of ASCII characters directly to screen memory, replace them with blanks, and move over one column.

8,192 bytes, kids. That's all I had to work with. And I saved my programs to the builtin cassette tape recorder.

And we liked it that way, because it was a technological miracle.

2 hours ago
framsanon

Oh, that's neat. I like that. My next piece of software for my employer will be full of it. And docuwhats.

19 minutes ago
JackNotOLantern

If a field just has the simplest setter and getter, just make it public

17 minutes ago