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Plot twist - he works for a porn website.
Layoffs have never been easier. Genius.
As if they ever needed a reason.
In some countries they do, but yeah, not in the US.
Bro was just doing bug bounty lol
I did do a bug bounty for one, got life time membership as part of the payout
That would acutally makes sense. Pornhub has some of the most skilled system and software engineers out there and they are doing really advanced network communication stuff. There are definitly things to learn from their tech stack.
I've seen their job postings on stack overflow. I wonder if they develop on a SFW version of the site, like their dev/test servers are just a shitton of kitty and puppy videos.
Also what is even considered NSFW for them? Like are people just watching wild ass videos in the middle of the workday?
I mean youtube is stealing features from them periodically.
My cum was piling.
What?
I said my code was compiling. What did you hear?
I used to work on a browser. My whole team got flagged for watching porns. Haha. The reason we gave was that these were the highest hit links.
Worked for a semi-major mobile provider, and we received a message about a pornography site not working.
Me: "Well, it's going to be hard to validate the fix if we can't visit the site."
Coworker: "You don't understand... WE HAVE TO!!"
Classic developer move. Always debugging!
Number 7 a developer watches prawn and gets naykid
I’ve worked at firewall companies where we had to test the products ability to block porn and other categories. What surprised me is not getting a call from IT after testing it.
that's why you just remote into your home computer like I do I don't do that nope I'm working every hour I'm in the office sure am boss no fun going on here nope none at all what so ever nosiree jim bob you betcha.
In my last company, on a company-wide teams call, the company's lawyer shared his screen to everyone, CEO, CFO, HR, EVERYONE, and it was on pornhub.
I still do not understand how your brain would allow that to be something that happens.
Understandable
'Just checking API calls'. The new 'I was just checking for viruses'
He was just calling his own api.
Source?
Sometimes you need to look past the problem to see things more clearly. I’m sure he was just letting his subconscious take a whack at the issue.
I worked at a co-work space with a firm that optimized PPC ads. One of their clients was Cam4. It was a running joke he was always looking at porn.
The grind never stops 💪
Exploratory testing
For Ad Networks companies this is true) and I also debugged porn ads)
Stop
Create, read, update, delete
Start Find, update, clean, kill
Bounty Hunter❌ Booty Hunter ✅
Maybe he was just debugging a site traffic issue in real-time!
Just PUTting in requests, GETting caught with the payload... wasn’t expecting a 403 from HR.
Gonna take some time to PATCH things up POST-termination.
I mean what were his other OPTIONS?
he could DELETE the prod database.
HEAD
Well then he'd be in real big trouble and they'd TRACK his ass down
More like he was 401 in first place