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meWhenILearnSomethingNew

meWhenILearnSomethingNew
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nikola_tesler

But you don’t

18 hours ago
captainAwesomePants

All I can say for sure is that he MIGHT have that knowledge. But the others definitely don't.

17 hours ago
Sw429
:rust:

I read the whole Wikipedia page though

17 hours ago
Piisthree

I do! . . . . . but I don't go to parties, so the point kinda stands.

4 hours ago
JiroDreamsOfDeezNuts

For me it’s “they don’t know I finally understand Kubernetes”

18 hours ago
Johalternate
:ts:

Despite understanding it, your ability to use it is the same as everyone else in the room.

1 hour ago
elmanoucko

They probably think byte is the American English version of bit, why are you even still hoping ?

18 hours ago
k-mcm

Everybody knows what a bloom filter is. Nobody has a project where one is useful.

18 hours ago
omega1612
:hsk:

It is useful if you want to be sure that some things are unique in constant space. I once did an auditory for an implementation of a bloom filter for a reason like that.

18 hours ago
8threads OP

Yep, I’ve used one for a project too.

18 hours ago
k-mcm

I've only used it once in decades. I needed a LOT of small immutable sets of strings. Millions of sets sized 1 to 5.  Set size 1 was a special implementation.  Normal hashing was too much overhead for small sets.  A 32 bit bloom filter and an iterative search benchmarked well. 

16 hours ago
_SKYBALL_
:j:

I actually just recently had to uniquely process a huge amount of data with a large quantity of duplicates, so it was pretty useful for me there.

16 hours ago
yourkillerthepro
:j::re::pu:

its usefull if oyu work with communication networks but speak for yourself

14 hours ago
k-mcm

I will party away in ignorant bliss, not having a use for a bloom filter. 

6 hours ago
MeinWaffles

Me after I code for a long time then venture outside for a root beer.

18 hours ago
Impenistan

But a "lifetime supply" is just two a day? Who decided that?

18 hours ago
jonr
:py:

I thought I was in /r/photography or something

12 hours ago
pratyaksh_5676

Same here 😂

8 hours ago
CelestialDuskis

just pretend it's magic and nod along

17 hours ago
Childish_fancyFishy

9 hours ago
Accomplished_Ant5895

I struggle to think of an example outside a browser shipping with bloom filter of known malicious URLs.

19 minutes ago