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meWhenILearnSomethingNew

meWhenILearnSomethingNew
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nikola_tesler

But you don’t

17 hours ago
captainAwesomePants

All I can say for sure is that he MIGHT have that knowledge. But the others definitely don't.

16 hours ago
Sw429
:rust:

I read the whole Wikipedia page though

16 hours ago
Piisthree

I do! . . . . . but I don't go to parties, so the point kinda stands.

3 hours ago
JiroDreamsOfDeezNuts

For me it’s “they don’t know I finally understand Kubernetes”

17 hours ago
Johalternate
:ts:

Despite understanding it, your ability to use it is the same as everyone else in the room.

28 minutes ago
elmanoucko

They probably think byte is the American English version of bit, why are you even still hoping ?

17 hours ago
k-mcm

Everybody knows what a bloom filter is. Nobody has a project where one is useful.

17 hours ago
omega1612
:hsk:

It is useful if you want to be sure that some things are unique in constant space. I once did an auditory for an implementation of a bloom filter for a reason like that.

17 hours ago
8threads OP

Yep, I’ve used one for a project too.

17 hours ago
k-mcm

I've only used it once in decades. I needed a LOT of small immutable sets of strings. Millions of sets sized 1 to 5.  Set size 1 was a special implementation.  Normal hashing was too much overhead for small sets.  A 32 bit bloom filter and an iterative search benchmarked well. 

15 hours ago
_SKYBALL_
:j:

I actually just recently had to uniquely process a huge amount of data with a large quantity of duplicates, so it was pretty useful for me there.

15 hours ago
yourkillerthepro
:j::re::pu:

its usefull if oyu work with communication networks but speak for yourself

13 hours ago
k-mcm

I will party away in ignorant bliss, not having a use for a bloom filter. 

5 hours ago
MeinWaffles

Me after I code for a long time then venture outside for a root beer.

17 hours ago
Impenistan

But a "lifetime supply" is just two a day? Who decided that?

17 hours ago
CelestialDuskis

just pretend it's magic and nod along

16 hours ago
jonr
:py:

I thought I was in /r/photography or something

11 hours ago
pratyaksh_5676

Same here 😂

7 hours ago
Childish_fancyFishy

8 hours ago