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skwyckl
:elixir-vertical_4::py::r::js:
Some features feel so natural, it's clear PM will want them one day...
9 hours ago
No_Patience5976
Or the probably more often happening inverse: The PM asks you to implement a new feature and nobody ever uses it
8 hours ago
salvoilmiosi
:c::cp::py::ts::js::j:
You get paid anyway
8 hours ago
teekzer
still hurts my heart
6 hours ago
salvoilmiosi
:c::cp::py::ts::js::j:
I get what you mean, I feel the same way sometimes
6 hours ago
teekzer
still hurts my heart
6 hours ago
Gold_Aspect_8066
:r:
"Ah, good. Since you're so efficient, here's another load of crap to work on. Deadline's tomorrow, fuck your sleep."
Not the kinda flex you'd wanna flaunt, bud.
6 hours ago
"Sure I can do it, I need 2 days for that"
And then you spend two days professionally slacking off.
"How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?"
*"Sure I can do it, might take me 2 days, more likely 3"
Deliver after 1.5 days
*proceeds to push branch with exclusivly commits dated to several weeks ago*
If you cherry pick the commits over you can have a branch without merge commit if nobody's worked in the same places in the meantime. Look pretty odd but works
Just 2 days for already completed feature? You're new to professional programming, right? :)