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itScaresTheHellOutOfMe
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itScaresTheHellOutOfMe
weCouldNeverTrackDownWhatWasCausingPerformanceIssues
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weCouldNeverTrackDownWhatWasCausingPerformanceIssues
perforceCannotDiff
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perforceCannotDiff
For context: In ASCII text CR and LF are commands to tell a machine that the text is at the end of a line. CR (Carraige Return) tells a machine to move the
whatTheHellIsLinkerQuestionMark
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whatTheHellIsLinkerQuestionMark
mostHelpfulAIResponse
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mostHelpfulAIResponse
soYoureTalkingIpv4Addresses
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soYoureTalkingIpv4Addresses
gameDevDeathMatch
ProgrammerHumor 107 Comments
gameDevDeathMatch
thatEscaletedQuickly
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thatEscaletedQuickly
addMoreIntegrantIsNotAlwaysTheAnswer
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addMoreIntegrantIsNotAlwaysTheAnswer
typicalIdentityCrisis
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typicalIdentityCrisis
actuallyNerdEmoji
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actuallyNerdEmoji
wholeCodebaseInTXTFile
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wholeCodebaseInTXTFile
threeSimpleProblems
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threeSimpleProblems
learningAboutHardwareAndMachineCodeGotMeLike
learningAboutHardwareAndMachineCodeGotMeLike
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learningAboutHardwareAndMachineCodeGotMeLike
bePreparedMates
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bePreparedMates
imAddicted
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imAddicted
techicalWriter
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techicalWriter
forgotTotakeACopy
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forgotTotakeACopy
deletingOldCode
ProgrammerHumor 5 Comments
deletingOldCode
waifuEngineering
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waifuEngineering
Gooner job
beholdTheProgrammingGuru
ProgrammerHumor 26 Comments
beholdTheProgrammingGuru
lemmeGoWithFixedPoint
ProgrammerHumor 53 Comments
lemmeGoWithFixedPoint
honestWork
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honestWork
listenToYodaNoLLMsAllowedInComments
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listenToYodaNoLLMsAllowedInComments
Remember to mention that you do not know anyone named Bob, because no real person ever did and it would give you away.
developedThisAlgorithmBackWhenIWorkedForBlizzard
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developedThisAlgorithmBackWhenIWorkedForBlizzard
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