PublicFreakout
Drunk golfer finds a water hazard and gets his lunch fed to him
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"Off to a good start buddy" after he goes into the pond š¤£
Gets up
I'm not your buddy, guy
BANG BANG BANG
I'm not your guy, friend.
I'm not your friend, pal.
"You wanna fuckin' go, guy?!"
Pretty common phrase here in berta š¤£. 100 fold rn during calgary stampede.
This is so Canadian. I love it šØš¦šØš¦šØš¦
"Are you still chewing on?" as the guy got his ass handed to him killed me
That guy in purple had some amazing chirps. āI wouldnāt keep going back you fucking moronā
Iād bet he spent some time on an NHL bench as well.
My favorite part!
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This is definitely a two comma man. Not tres.
I FINALLY GET THE FUTURAMA REFERENCEĀ
That was so good.
This is the best golf fight video maybe ever.
From the maple syrup accents. To the pond toss. To the Batman ābangā ābangā sound effects. To this being a legit NHL fighter who drunk dude chose to mess withā¦just chefs kiss
That rag doll toss
You are the goat for this perfect screen grab. š
I'm laughing from heaven.
Omg he went so far
Threw him like Uncle Phil throwing Jazz out the house.
Yeah when it showed how big the guy was i was lol
also the shirt grab.
"waddya mean you can fight without grabbing the other guys jersey?"
It sounds like Canada so hockey fighting transfers well to golf fighting...
If he didn't grab the shirt, the first punch would have sent him too far away to hit againĀ
For anyone curious it's Nick Tarnasky, he's a former NHL enforcer
"Only 245 NHL games played? I could probably take him." - Drunk dickhead
He had enough sense though to take off his shades and glove before he got tossed in a lake.
As is custom- drop the mitts before you scrap. He made it extra convenient by only having one dainty glove to discard.
It was obvious from the moment he started fulling up his baggy shorts. In his drunk brain he probably thought he was pretty slick!
"Like I'd be scared to fight an ice skater?"
Ever met Tanya Harding?
He is on land, he doesnt have a chance .... /s
Lmao makes sense why he grabbed the dudes shirt. He had ZERO chance
Thank you eh
Amazing. Nick's buddies knew exactly what was gonna happen is douche canoe kept pressing.
Let's go, bud
Tarps off, boys
I love that the guy actually takes some care to not hurt the guy too badly. Just tosses him in the bushes, onto the grass, pulls his punches a bit. Epic golf fight vid
Golfing always brings out the evil inside us.
These men need a hobby.
Been a while since we had a good fight on this sub
Been a while since we had a scrap. Was starting to think it wouldn't happen.Ā
First thought when he grabs his shirt to get leverage is "This must be a hockey guy" then I listened to the accents which are clearly Canadian and it all came together.
Definitely a hockey fighter.
Whaddyagonna do aboot it!!!
He is literally a former pro hockey player:
Bang!
He threw that 220lbs man like he was a toddler. That should have been a clue that it was time to get in the cart.Ā
This is such a satisfying video.
Thank lord he got it on the record
Two things... 1. That dude is huge, what was this dumbass thinking?? 2. Yelling "BANG", perfectly timed, as you punch someone in the face is hilarious.
Pee wee aggro was standing on the slope and still shorter than the other guy
When your fight is so one sided you got time to add in directorās commentary.
I have a dirt bag nephew who looks and acts exactly like the breaded dipshit.
*edit: bearded, not breaded
I dunno, the pond water and the grass clippings probably damn near had him dredged and ready for the fryer.
Inbreaded?
Did someone say bread? š¦
I kind of like breaded though.
āFUCKIN HOSER GOT HIS TOAST BUTTERED EHā
Sounds like he hasn't has the bang/golf water treatment yet in his life..
Was he yelling "bang" each time he threw a punch? Thats super weird. Bearded dude had it coming though
Guy has been waiting to throw a justified punch his whole adult life
Iām guessing guy is a hockey player whoās grown up throwing justified punches his entire life buddy.
(Yes Iām basing this fully off the Canadian accents from everyone in the video. Friend)
Also the grab the shirt with the left hand while laying the law with the right is hockey fight 101. Not sure they teach the sound effect tho
Jokes aside.. The shirt grab was the dead giveaway to me
I could totally see the "BANG" being the calling card of some minor league enforcer too
To continue the South Park jokesā¦.. his nickname shoulda been āfingerbangā
He's a former NHL enforcer lol, not a good person to throw down with.Ā
He did have an incredible intuition for how to beat a drunk dudes ass without really hurting them lolol
In the golf sub people are saying hes a retired NHL player
Iām not your friend, buddy!
Iām not your buddy,pal!
Iām not your pal, friend!
Iām not your friend, guy!
I'm not your guy, champ!
No dude thatās an NHL player who has over 200 games under his belt
Diamond Dallas Page over here.
OG Batman would be proud.
Weird? I think you mean badass
Sound effects.
This is what Canadians do when the hockey season is over.
Well duh, you canāt golf with skates onĀ
We love our full contact golf.
I condone neither douchery nor violence. Alas, sometimes you need the latter to get rid of the former.
I grinned hearing the big guy going BANG! w each punch. It might sound dumb to us but I'm guessing he was trying to make it crystal clear to the drunk idiot that he's getting his ass handed to him in as much detail as possible lol
he actually went pretty easy on him all considered eh?
Agreed. No need to turn self-defense into battery.
I completely agree, i think he was trying to let him off as easy as possible. When you can vocally announce your punches at take off and still bring her in for a clean landing, it says a lot about the "fight".
Dude got rag dolled hard. all that rage and pumping himself up š¤£
Hey babe, how was your golf game today?
Eh, the usual.
Itās not every day you watch an instant classic
When keeping it real goes wrong
Yeet
Who yells Bang! with every swing like it's the old Batman tv show?
He should have worked in a few Kapows!
Bas rutten
danga da danga da dang
BANG BANG BANG š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£. If someone can please top this video please post it ASAP. Thats gold!
BANG BANG BANG
Fella left a wet print on the pavement when he got dropped on it.
I got it all on record
Lahey is a fucking drunk and that's all he'll ever be.
Really, Jim?
Thank you sir may I please have another.
This shit makes me proud to be a Canadian.
These promo for happy Gilmore 2 are getting wild
I don't play golf. Can someone who does explain what exactly happened to start this? Was the blue shirt guy blocking the golf course?
Basically, drink guy was so drunk he was taking a really long time to play. The other group was behind him and asked to play thru. This is common in golf when one group is faster than another. Basically the slower group is supposed to let them go ahead of them so the slower group doesn't hold up the faster group.
But drunk guy seemed to want to be an ass and not let the faster group play thru and started getting belligerent. And I'm guessing that's when the filming started.
Ahh okay thank you that makes a lot of sense!
Yes they were so drunk they were playing unbelievable slow. Too drunk to even put the ball on the tee and from the sounds of it wouldnāt let the group behind them play through.
The two guys in front were drunk and taking a really long time to tee off. The group behind told them to speed it up and get moving and the bearded guy got mad about that.
23 minutes too long according to what Batman said on the video
Same, I'm like what wtf is going on.
The way they are talking sounds very Canadian. I also absolutely love the Bang Bang as each punch lands. Beared douchbag, fucked around and found out.
we already know what those sonsabitches do to Canada goose nests šŖæ https://youtu.be/_oK4Q5G1asI?si=3yu0uNA6OECmQjH6
and I swear, that video ends with a "fuckin embarrassing!" right out straight from an episode...
This is the most alberta thing Iāve ever seen.
Got it all on reecord
REcord
At the beginning when they're telling him he's not a tough guy and the friend is like "he's pretty tough" you could hear how funny that was to everyone there. Then I can imagine the golf cart ride away and the friend saying "thanks for making me look stupid saying you were pretty tough"
Bro tossed him like a discus
Sometimes you need a good ass kicking to change your behavior. At least the guy got beat on some soft grass and some softer lake.
That last toss was fucking brilliant
Guy fierre got sent to flavortown
I always wonder what the next day is like for the people who start fights like this. Do they even remember? Does someone send the video to them and go, āhey, wanna see yourself get your shit kicked in?ā
So drunk they barely remember so they make up a memory that let's him see it as a nearly equal exchange of blows.
Probably the most likely outcome. Itās still so wild to me that people do this kind of shit. Dude looks like this isnāt the first time heās done something like this.
I'm from this area and let me tell you, he absolutely has done this before and will continue to do it again until he stops drinking. Which he will not do.
"Let's fuckin' go bud!"
The Canadian battlecry.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" That is a serious boss move when you narrate the ass whipping that you are dishing out. Then the cherry on top is the absolute ragdoll body toss. Legend Status confirmed for sure.
Turns out being drunk doesn't make you good at fighting, it just makes you feel like you are.
That last throw is the chef's kiss, went thru the air like he trying to be as aerodynamic as possible
You wanna go? After he's been in the drink, taken 2 hay makers, been knocked on his wallet, and his pants are falling down....LOL
"Let's fucking go" has become the mantra of the moron
That toss at the end was sick.Ā
The dude getting whooped reminds me of the "I can break these cuffs" guy from COPS
golf courses are so pretty when they're empty. and quiet.
Knew this was Canada from the first, "Get gooing!"
Whereās the Letterkenny crew? Omg.
Fucking embarrassing
To be fairā¦ he was kinda asking for it.
I got it awll on recoord. š
"I got it on record"Ā
Damn you can tell that dude was really holding back on him too
Why not just let that party go in front of you? Why make them wait?
But we wouldn't be watching this right now if he did.
Bang bang bang!
He flew like an angel at the endā¦ šŖš¶
bang bang bang.
I had a fight like this once. Drunk idiot at a bus stop at night decides to grab at my shoulders to steady himself, I tell him to back off, he squares up to me and I spend the following 10-15 minutes putting him on the ground and every time he gets back up and comes back in my face and I just throw him back onto the ground.
zero survival instinct.
Holy shit thatās Nick Tarnasky
Golfers are all dicks
with small balls?
Ha
Golfer here, also a dick. Confirmed.
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why were these people so pissed at each other?
Damn I missed freakouts like this
BAM!š¤ BAM! š¤ BAM!š¤
He's been Caddywhacked
The added BANG with each punch, like itās straight out of a comic strip, is what gets me.
That was so satisfying. That big Bohunk lay down a hockey beating on that loser.
Heās got it all on Reecord.
I thought Canadians are nice?
Golf course fights are the best fights.
I love his narration as he does his actions
Bam!
Bam!
Lol
After all the "BANG BANG" he should've yelled "THROW" when he threw him out like yesterday's garbage
hahahahaha that was fucking brilliant :D
BANG. BANG.
At first I was afraid they were in FL and that the pond toss would end with snapping jaws.
These dudes are awfully aggro for Canadians.
"Again, again, again" -Winter solider
In my mind I am imagining Tarnasky yelling "BANG" on the ice when he was a player. MIC up hockey players!
I grew up with the guy on the receiving end, hasnāt changed at all haha.
Canadian Heritage Minutes moment.
Those are some good Canadian accents
I didnāt hear no bell, eh!
Bruh used onomatopoeias while he was cleaning his clock.
Wish he'd yelled SPLASH! when he threw him in the water.
youāre getting sub flair for āonomatopoeiasā
You create works of art.
Yeah they do
I cannot disagree
That's an amazing flair.
OK now I need to know the story behind your flair.
I wish the flairs could be direct links to the story.
It was about a crazy lady who was acting like a victim after being an asshole...
Her: This is a witch hunt!
The officers: Ma'am there's a pie full of children on your tableĀ
The fact that you could use onomatopoeia correctly in the sentence was perfect. Let alone the additional cleaning of his clock to this sentence. I loved every part of that.
Just wanted to thank you for your steadfast attention in English class. Your teacher would be proud.