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Bane voice Nobody cared who I was before I put on the mask.
Nobody cared who I was before I opened the gold scar
He was born and moulded by darkness.
Lil bro gonna call daddy for help once again
Bro imagine going to your dad and complaining to him that some stranger online talked shit about me flexing your car.
"Daddy, the comment roasted me 🥺🥺"
dad reads the edit
"Bro, it nuked you"
Dad also: After today this man will take your place in the company. You are a disgrace for our family....
"I probably shake hands with the same people your dad folds his hands in front of" is such an unrecoverable burn I don't even know how this kid is still alive.
That was a "Sit the fuck down!" for the whole family.
I've read and seen some pretty damn sick burns in my life, but majority of them only target the actual receiver (if they are any good)
This dude burned his whole family and they weren't even directly involved (caste system makes this so much better knowing the insult actually burns)
I was confused by this but can tell it’s a burn… dumb American here …. Can you explain what this means ? Like op is saying he’s not scared of people his dad is intimidated by?
He's basically saying he's more important than the dudes dad
Ahh ok… the “folds his hands in front of” threw me… new one to me.
It nuked the dad, too XD
I’m ashamed to say I read the dads’s response in the accent. 🤦🏾♂️
Real life john wick
With a keyboard. A fucking keyboard.
Oh…
He probably thinks the car is a shield against reality.
This is EXACTLY what big cars are in countries with huge income inequality. You want a mobile bubble to transfer you between your privileged bubbles without having to deal with the „plebs“.
PAPA!!!!!
Ngl I'd call daddy too if I got read for filth like OOP lmfao
This is an entire villain arc.
Dude came with all the receipts. lol
Thanks for the follow up. Jeez, burned so bad AGAIN that it made Indian national news!
Yeah, he took an encyclopedia and clubed him to death with it.
R/disintergratedbywords
Murder is too simple. This is just complete and utter annihilation.
Dude got roasted to a burnt crisp with that detailed descriptive beat down.
It's like the Looney Tunes ACME safe killed a man, only to then spill open and dump the manuscript for Brandon Sanderson's next novel.
Next time put up NSFW flare, this is murder.
😂😂 My bad bro
More like my dad bro
The LiveLeak logo flashed on my phone when opened this thread.
"Don't forget, you may know few goondas but I probably shake hands with the same people your dad folds his hands in front of"
Absolutely ruthless. Ice cold. Damnn.
What does "folds his hands on front of" mean? The metaphor flew over my head.
Here in India, the phrase "folding your hands in front of someone" is commonly used when a person is paying their respect to someone considered to be higher in status than them, be it financially or any other aspect.
We also fold our hands as a mutual respect towards the other, but the phrase's meaning is always the former.
TIL, thanks.
…huh. I met a wealthy Indian family at work recently, and later on heard that they were very impressed by my manners. Apparently everyone else who was working had tried to shake their hands when they met, which wasn’t something they were used to.
I’d been eating wings and licking my fingers right before they walked into the room, so I just folded my hands in shame so they couldn’t see….not saying caste systems should exist, but I was unclean and untouchable and knew it. 🤣
now that's what we call, winging it
Wings to the rescue! (again!)
Many vegetarian households do not like touch with meat since its considered impure in many traditions
PS: Caste/Untouchability has nothing to do with hygeine/meat. Many lower caste are vegetarian too. Its all bout a false sense of superiority.
It’s nothing to do with caste. Shaking hands and greeting is western. Indians have culturally always folded hands like namaste 🙏🏽 to greet each other. It is gender neutral and cleaner. You don’t need to know if the other person washed their hands after peeing or not, which having been to American bathrooms I can say 70% of the men don’t wash their hands after
having been to American bathrooms I can say 70% of the men don’t wash their hands after
I can attest to the same here in Canada.
Even saw guys having lunch while sitting on the bowl and some that didn't wash their hands after dropping a doo-doo 🤢🤮
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Personally I think we should all give chaste shoulder rubs as a greeting, that way everyone gets a shoulder rub, but idk
Since you seem knowledgeable - why is there a flower arrangement on the Rover ?
I don't really know the significance of it, but flower decoration is really prevalent here, especially on auspicious occasions. Weddings, festivals, birth of a kid, all these events usually have elaborate flower decorations.
Buying a car is also a pretty big thing here, so the car is decorated with flowers as well. And it's not a niche thing either. If a car in India is decorated with flowers, it means the car is either new or has been gifted/used in a wedding.
Ah, that makes sense. I’ve passed by a temple in my neighborhood and have noticed they have priests in front of cars sometimes with like a plate or something that has a flame. I guess it’s a newly bought car that they’re blessing.
Yeah, it's a ritual to bless any new purchase, even if it's mildly expensive, like electronic appliances.
In India we do Pooja of all the new vehicles, machines etc. and flowers are used in it. Pooja is basically prayers, we do it for its long life and smooth working.
In india, people welcome the new item with a traditional ritual. We apply tilak, offer flowers, and perform aarti for blessings and protection. It's done to almost every valuable asset. Either Home, vehicle, household electronics, new work/business shop.
I thought it was folding hands as in poker "surrendering"
This guy is shaking hands with these people as he is their equal, whereas he's saying the dad wouldn't be on the same level as them, so folding his hands in their presence is probably a sign of meekness, or subservience.
It may have additional meaning for Indian people that I'm not familiar with, but this is how I understood it.
Folding hands 🙏 in a namaste as a gesture of respect and acknowledgement of superiority. The lawyer commenter is telling that he is the kind of person OOP's dad needs and respects and bows.
"Folding hand " can mean various meanings like greeting, requesting something/favour , showing respect etc
Way someone shows respect ( on this cas more in way of submission to someone more powerful)
He means that he's on equal terms with people the dad has to respect or grovel in front of.
To be fair, that a classic reddit comment. Reminds me of that navy seal pasta
The lawyer has a brutal case of being a redditor. How could you possibly think asking a guy to call you daddy is badass. 😭
Yeah, but what adds weights to his comment is the fact that he's a lawyer. He may not be bluffing, as any builders (like this fake flexing op's dad) or the thugs they hire, need affiliation with bunch of good lawyers to ensure their business runs smoothly.
Also - given that the claim is true - just the fact he could dox this kid and has evidence of multiple drug offenses. Which is why you don’t post identifying information on reddit where you talk about shit you want noone to find out.
Unlike the US dmv India doesnt require qualifications to lookup a license plate, so that is the first problem
Second is he accuses them of schedule 1 2 and 3, which again is an American classification as India uses schedule a, b, c and so on.
Weird for an Indian crimeboss lawyer to confuse with American legal terminology
He uses genz/gen alpha slang "Lil bro"
Yeah, nothing from that comment makes me believe that he is anything but a kid
Wasn’t that obvious just based off how long the comment is? No real adult who claims to be as important as the commentator would be spending that much time
Nah, the post started turning into /r/iamverybadass around that point. It's cringe. Should've just stuck with calling out everything being the dad's money instead of trying to sound like he's the fucking Lincoln Lawyer or something.
I loved the post until that. Then it feels like a bs author writing a bs author.
Holy mother of God
Bro nuked the little fella
No he didn't. The lil bro will continue living on in their golden castle of corruption enjoying every second of his easy life. This is just internet porn.
I can bet you 100 rupees (Take it or leave it) that he got in that lil bros head
He’s in my head. I straight up feel this tall 🤏 after reading that, I can’t even imagine if it was meant for me!
Lil bro constantly looking over his shoulder in case lawyer dude snuck up on him while typing.
He’ll remember this comment for the rest of his life. Not saying it will change him in any meaningful way, but it will pop up in his memory every once in a while and irritate him
Bro hid the wrong side of the number plate probably cuz he wanted to flex the fancy number.
He wanted to show that he is using public money to buy fancy no. Plates
Why bro hides his face i mean we all wanna know how shit brats looks like
His insta just went private 😂 20 mins ago it was open for all to see
Holy shit. This isn't a burn, it's a nuke.
The “edit” should have been called the “dagger”
They didn't have to edit, they could've just played it safe, knowing they were in the lead. But not this guy, and not on this day. Go BIRDS!
Looking to run some clock…or maybe just throw the dagger! Hurts! Going deep! For it all! Devonte Smith! He has…GOT IT!
Absolute cinema
this is why we reddit
Ya the good stuff 👌
What i would give to have access to information like this. I could absolutely humble some brats.
You can get a fair bit with some sleuthing! It looks like Lawyer dude did the brute force method on a public licence plate registry till he found the matching car, the associated company on India’s version of companies house/the gazette, looked up the director and corroborated with looking through the subjects Reddit history (and poss social media if linked). All public domain stuff.
You too can become an internet detective!
I’m a lawyer in a different country and i can say that at least where i’m from almost all of the information the guy states in the comment is publically accessible. The only thing i’m not so sure on is access to the car’s documentation based on the plate number, that’s the only information that’s trickier to get
Same here in my country. Not a lawyer but I used to “trace” delinquent debtors using a mix of public and secure info as part of an old job. Makes me wonder what the Indian registry gives you.
Yes and it's called OSINT. There is an entire subreddit dedicated to just this, visit to learn more
Risky though. Lawyer bro is hoping nobody is asking “reasonable use” type questions about his need for that info. Most places that have the kind of information he tapped into to see things like pending legal action would be VERY hot on accessing that information with no business need.
It's India. The motor vehicles department is literally selling this personally identifiable information for peanuts.
It’s India dw
Can you link the post if it’s still up?
Do not click this link. reddit in all its wisdom went "Oh you clicked on an Indian subreddit, here's 2.3 billion other Indian subreddits you might enjoy."
too late man too late...
Aw shit I clicked it too..
Time to learn all the Indian languages so I know what's coming
It's easy, just put -chod to any noun and you're golden.
Just spit my coffee lol but it's so true .
I spit my chai. Chai to keep up.
U mean chai tea right ?? /s
I don't why, but this got me howling 😂😭
Oh, just turn off suggestions?! There's humans to suggest subreddits, Why on earth would you need an algorithm to tell you your next click when there's at least one guy in every post who'll point you in the direction of something (usually porn but, hey ho).
If I turned off suggestions then I would have never found r/bathfoods
I hope you clicked on that…
what in the fuck do you follow and seek out for the algorithm to suggest that reddit.
I HAVE NO IDEA
Oh my god
Peak subreddit
Truly cursed, why would you do that to us?
Then...what are we supposed to do?
Click don’t recommend for all 47293 of them.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Or turn off suggestions
This is so bad... I almost rage quit reddit once because it's algorithm decided to throw all possible indian subreddits at me. For few days I spent more time muting shit than actually enjoying content ...
This whole subreddit is daddy's money lmao
daddy's money, Indian nationalism and bragging about living in the London
Not in a way he wanted though 🤣🤣
Bro is prob crying to daddy rn
Thanks
Link for those on old.reddit.com.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Indian_flex/comments/1ltz3na/bro_not_gonna_recover_from_this/
I’d love to see this in best of Reddit updates in the future.
It's one of the top posts on that sub, and you could just go look at the lawyer dude there!
Huh, people on their talking about owning iphones and cheap cars only and that they feel failed for it.
What a different mindset to where I'm from (Finland) where some flexing can happen but I don't think it's very heavily tied to your self worth.
I don't own a car, I don't own an apartment, my phone is 5 year olds and a sustainable brand rather than the common ones. I have zero feelings of inferiority for the choices I've made in life leading me to where I am? my friend who got the latest iphone almost apologized to me for having such an expensive phone, and felt the need to justify that he really likes high quality videos (he's a doctor, so not like he needs physical things to flex, he helps people daily!)
I get that :)
Its a different set of thought process altogether, though a lot of people like you exist as well!
iPhones/cars/watches and expensive stuff are generally flaunt-able for social status in the Indian communities since people don't really make much money between low paying jobs, erratic taxation and bureaucracy (read as corruption to get anything done). To put this in a different context, it is generally cheaper for us to fly out to Hong Kong/Dubai, buy luxury electronics etc there, and we'd still come out saving money.
One of the only ways that you can really be rich either monetarily or quality of life wise in India is to have generational wealth, and building it is a difficult task, that most people just live between lower middle class to upper middle class (i.e nestled between the two ends of the same tax bracket). Owning a car is still a big dream for a lot of folks back home, and having a stable 9-5 job without toxic environmental stresses is a pipe dream.
Nothing in this world goes quite as hard as Indian-on-indian hate
As an Indian i totally agree with you.. we may hate a lot of things but what we Indians hate the most is other Indians.
Scams, lack of hygiene, hooliganism etc of some Indians are some behaviours we also absolutely abhor.
That's an interesting take to me, as an American. I've been hearing recently that Indians can often be very insular and prefer to deal with other Indians. Both online and IRL I've heard people say that as soon as an Indian gets in a position to hire and fire others (particularly in the tech field) they suddenly have a team of only other Indian people.
In your experience, is this true? Do you notice a nuance there? I could see where you might want to lift up others like you, but I could also see you being way more aggressive about keeping others like yourself in line so that you don't look bad.
Rather than the intention of Indian helping Indian it's most likely the case of getting good labour with low wages... I've heard of people living in US and establishing start-up there but hiring the whole team back in India just because they can get away with low wages and close to none other expenses they'll have for a team working in office.
Due to heavy competition (and I mean very very heavy competition due to high population) wages here are super low and the expectations are super high.
I'm into AI/ML domain and I've seen companies offering unpaid 6 month full time in office internship and people rallying to apply.
Some Indian helping other indian simply to give a chance to upliftment is a rare case. People adding people of their own community is simply because of the trust factor.
In India there is lots of division due to language, caste, religion, gender already and some love to create even more.
What is a goonda?
Thug/gangster
goonda is a thug or bully who uses fear to control others etymology possibly from sanskrit gunda meaning lump or mass
Omg i just witness an annihilation
Damn this post should be on top, because everyone should know the half of the social media flex is FAKE
I nuked Insta when I got to know that there are private jets and huge bungalows which are used as sets on a timeshare basis for influencers to film their lifestyle.
There's humble pie but this guy got served a humble buffet. Fuck.
This dude had time today. Got dang.
the comment is a flex for sure
I find the commenter totally insufferable, as well.
Let me put some context. For a country like India where 85% of the population live below poverty, you'd have to be an absolute scum to siphon off public funds and buy a luxury car like OP's father. But OP proved to be a bigger scum by flaunting that.
Over the past few years there has been an awakening among the young working class regarding the enormous taxes they pay and the shit (almost non-existent) public services they get in return due to epic corruption at every level of governance courtesy of corrupt ministers, bureaucrats, government officials and contractors (like OP's father).
Such dysfunctional governance was accepted and tolerated in our parents' generation but not anymore. A side effect of such corruption is HNIs and high skilled workers moving out of India at an increasing pace.
So i can understand the commenter's frustration with OP's behaviour.
Also, as the son of a retired Indian government official who was ostracized till his retirement by the corrupt nexus mentioned above for not enabling their corruption, I would have schooled that kid even harder.
85% if population live below poverty 🥴
Where the hell you getting these numbers
Ooh you better believe that's a paddlin'.
😂
What a take down 😂
Please be real
it is real, the lawyer guy works in our ministry of external affairs.
Never go toe to toe with a peeved lawyer
Could someone link the original post? I want to read the comments now lol
Doing god's work OP 🙏🏻
Total anihililation lmao
This was brutal and rightfully deserved
And for the non indians he didn't call him a beta as in beta male it means son in hindi
🎤 drop
New copypasta just dropped
Lesson learnt: Never mess with someone who has nothing better to do.
Holy shit, what an absolute legend 💯 I have never seen anyone get annihilated like that, he almost had me call him daddy just by reading that 😂😭
Question: Is the flower thing ceremonial? If it is, is the food ceremonial as well or did someone throw shit on his car his daddy’s car?
The flowers are decorative, like a congratulations in floral form.
The wet patch on the ground is probably from the coconut they broke open in front of the car. This is a ceremonial gesture.
We do a puja for the Car and ask the Gods (some people also pray to the machine God Vishwakarma) to bless the vehicle for a smooth ownership.
These decorations are a part of that.
I forgot about the puja.
I was given one many years ago by the priests at a Temple in London. Although I am not Hindu it was a very nice experience, and I’ll never turn down someone’s blessing.
I wasn’t sure if I was allowed to eat the fruit or not though.
Please tell me more about the god of machines!
You asked for it!
Lord Vishwakarma is a prominent deity in Hinduism, revered as the divine architect, engineer, and craftsman of the universe. He is considered the celestial designer of magnificent cities, palaces, divine weapons, and splendid vehicles for the gods and goddesses.
Key aspects of Lord Vishwakarma include:
Divine Architect: He is credited with constructing numerous mythical cities and abodes, including Indra’s Swarga (heaven), Lord Shiva’s abode on Mount Kailash, Lord Krishna’s city of Dwarka, the golden city of Lanka for Ravana, and Hastinapur and Indraprastha.
Master Craftsman: Vishwakarma is also known for fashioning powerful divine weapons, such as the Vajra (thunderbolt) of Lord Indra, the Sudarshana Chakra of Vishnu, and the Trishula of Shiva.
Source of Creativity and Innovation: He is seen as the origin of all artistic inclination, engineering, and mechanical skills. He revealed the sciences of architecture and mechanics to humans.
Patron Deity: Lord Vishwakarma is the patron deity of workers, artisans, craftsmen, engineers, architects, and anyone involved in creative and mechanical professions. Vishwakarma Puja is a significant festival where people worship their tools, machinery, and workplaces to seek his blessings for success, prosperity, and safety.
Vedic Roots: While the name “Vishwakarma” was initially an epithet for any powerful deity in early texts, it later came to personify the creative power and the craftsman god. He is sometimes identified with Prajapati or Tvastar in Vedic traditions.
Symbolism: He is often depicted with various tools like a compass, hammer, and blueprint, symbolizing wisdom, creativity, and meticulous planning.
In essence, Lord Vishwakarma embodies the ultimate creative force and intelligence behind the physical manifestation of the universe and all its intricate designs.
Oh man, I love infodumps so thank you!!
Vishwakarma sounds like a dope technology god - I wonder what he would make of our modern tech like GPS satellites, mobile phones or the internet?
The Omnissiah Vishwakarma the Engineer god is a hindu deity that is well, associated with all things engineering. Pretty much the Hephaestus equivalent if you want an analogy.
This has to be the most intense burn I've ever seen. The guy's still on fire, I bet.
Saw your original comment but never saw the edit. Man! You have massacred him by words. That was brutal. I am a lawyer too, but damn! that was some good stuff.
Damn, I have no words
I know people like this. Everyone that has actually shared work or school with people like that know whats up. Its only a portion of their "friends" they manage to fool. Everyone else can see through the bs.
That actually raised my heart rate. It triggered my fight or flight response and it’s not even targeted at me. God damn.
Dat roast in beyond multiverse.
Daymn, not only was that an owning, but it was done quite articulately.
At least post yourself with a nice car, not some bland dad-wagon.
This is the most badass real king comment I’ve come across. What a champ!!
stop it he's already dead
Bro he destroyed him i would have sat my head down in shame
Holy sh.
Am I weird for thinking they're both giant losers
I dont disagree with the guy at all but... I mean is this not a little cringe on his part, too? Not as much as the dude flexing on a personal achievement sub with something he didn't personally do, but still kind of cringe, at least. Cause like who tf cares that much and talks to other people that way just casually
He literally wrote, "he loves his country" That kid is a politician's son, that car is bought by public money aka corruption money. That's why he went nukes on him
Somebody call the police, I think I've just seen a murder
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