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I’m FINE
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“I’m f.i.n.e.” = “I’m fucking initiating nuclear explosion”
When you have a bad day at work and you come back to “I’m f.i.n.e.” you would wish earth swallow you and stop existing
Yeah. I’m as far from suicidal as it gets, but I have this weird vision of a semi-truck loosing control and crashing into me quicker than I can respond, so no fault of my own but nothing I can do to change it, and looking up to the sky and saying, “Thank you.”
Suicide mission
Whatever you do, don't say calm down. You WILL get rekt, Kevlar or no
Even with full Beskar armour and a mithril shirt underneath?
Sometimes you’re tired of preserving peace and decide to go M.A.D
I never understood the point of "calm down" in any situation.
My suggestion is "slow down", in the sense of going slower even if staying angry, that's another way to dilute the anger, by giving breathing room to think it through.
I just ask if she is on her periods.
You need a longer stick
Pro survival tips:
-DONT ask her to calm down. NEVER.
-DONT ask her directly whats happening (she will attack you intantly because you SHOULD know what she is thinking <mind reading 101>).
-DONT touch or hug her unless she moves closer or demanads you.
-Bringing food or snacks (chocolate, fries, nachos, etc) that she likes will reduce by a noticealbe margin the chances of outburst or instant death.
-Proposing her to do something she likes (taking her to some place or do X activity) may reduce by a significant margin the chances of outbrust or instant death.
-Leaving her alone (ignore her) is OUT OF QUESTION > engage this situation ASAP or the nuclear reaction will only get worse.
Protip: bring chocolate.
Mine is a special breed. I have to lure her in with these…
Damn I haven’t had those is yearssss
Good luck and Godspeed
Tables will turn later that evening when he asks for sex and she asks for that 10 foot stick
Any time my ex said "alright", things were not indeed "all right".
I think this is my main problem with relationships. I'm not going to beg. If you tell me everything is fine when I ask if something is wrong I'm going to say "ok, cool." and walk away.
Exactly! So sick of 4D chess. Just be honest!
Right? I'm not a mind reader. If you want to to talk about something, say it. I'm not going to drag it out of you.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMSbGHy2r/
Honestly this sums it up well, especially the period part, fucking uterus
Look, It can be many things, in my case I don't want to upset anyone and it's scary to say it and they call you dramatic, irrational or hormonal (yes, sometimes it is the hormones but the feelings are still REAL)
Anyway we are all different, what can you say instead of "but you said you were FINE!" or "ok cool" and walk away, It's "okay but if you need to talk about something I'm here to listen because I care about you"
(Watch the video for more reasons but my two main ones as I said before are to not be annoying and because I myself am processing my feelings so even if I want to tell you I can't (I'm just using myself as an example but I'm obviously not the rule!)
Uhh Also (I think this is universal) when a girl finishes telling you the problem or what is bothering her, Saying "that's very simple! You just have to blahblahblah" is Not good, instead you can say "Is there anything I can do to help?", because most of the time we know how to fix it, We just want them to listen to us and say, "Hey, whatever happens, I'll still be here to support you."
You know it's serious when you need to don the full EOD gear just for a conversation
In my experience,You're gonna need a longer stick to poke that particular bear.
And that's where the phrase "I wouldn't even touch it with a 10ft pole" came from.
She said she was “just fine”, so I don’t see why you need to ask again.
No gloves?
Dude... this is just wrong and silly... you need atleast a rod twice as long
So the stick you use to poke her from behind a cover?
See the hooks at the end of the pole? They are for safe snack delivery.
Not anymore
are you back now?
You're gonna need a longer stick...
nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing... EVERYTHING! MY LIFE IS IN PEICES! I'M SO DONE!
Just tell her she needs to calm down.
Tell her to stop being irrational and emotional just like her mother said she would.
Too real
Is that an elven foot science pole?
Ah damn, yep
You're going to need a bigger stick.
I'm the only one who is tired of this abusing shit, don't let any woman harm you anyway
You are not Prepared!!!
Try asking if she’s in her feelings or solutions stage, better to gauge how she’s doing as a posed to that question that will probably make her more bad
hahaha I love not being able to communicate with my partner
Or husband lol
Hahahaha true
Why though? Just ask her if she’s ok. Just wait till she’s done lashing out and just walk away.
maybe you should calm down.
Straight up boomer Facebook meme shit
You know you'll be in trouble even you had done nothing haha
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