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oh, you're into cargirls?
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FUCK! I just realized I haven't been paying my cat's taxes!
And you never should!!
I don't want to get on the bad side of the Feline IRS.
This could be you against if you stand against the the forces of Feline Tax Theft!!
If cats had taxes they would definitely evade them.
The FelineRS is coming for that cat, bud.
The government can now seize half your cat.
brother I'd like to know how much Income a year your cat makes to need to pay taxes.
I am not at liberty to divulge my cat's finances to random internet people.
Loll
this is false advertisement, I expected CAR girls
I was delightfully surprised though
Username checks out
Hawt. Fender boobs!
God damnit that's a motorbike!
I bow to your superior Transformers lore; it appears this version is indeed a motorcycle. I was thinking of Arcee as a convertible.
Pennis Drager is definitely an authority on this too
I spot no difference
Catgirls are direct and honest
Women use you to pay for their tuition saying they love you, then when they got their degree they cheat on you with a guy from their law firm and when exposed - blame you for 'not doing enough' to save relationships, like my ex wife did
So cat girls are better?
Ofc they are. That's why they are sadly not yet real.
I'm getting a first model robot girlfriend, no matter how creepy it seems
I am confused, I fucked a cat
Nah, girl hide the fact thet they are a bitch, cat girl be bitchin' all over the place and not hide it, different approach - same results
Why would you pay for anyone else’s tuition, though? Like, I think anything ultra personal like that should be paid for solo. Anything relationship-building can be split 50/50 but education? That’s a solo venture.
One of my cousins also paid for his gfs education at the time. A full years worth of tuition. She didn’t cheat on him, but she was batshit crazy and used to slap him for looking in the mirrors while driving because he “must be looking at another woman.” I ripped on him for being an idiot who paid for her groceries and tuition. If she can’t do it herself, is that really a partner you’d wanna have? Btw where we are, it’s easy to apply for an education loan.
I think he was just typing the plot to some hentai
Between a car and a cat?
That's women who aren't into you but know that you're into them.
Tbf that also describes most cats, doesn’t it?
They know we’re way more into them than they are into us
…deal.
Oh damn, it's a catgirl again
and a true catgirl would LOVE the 50lbs of tunafish i am about to buy her for 100$.
Why is it always catgirls this catgirls that when am i going to see some love for catboys its unjust
I'm more of wolfboy kinda guy.
There's a ton of people who show love for catboys too.
Yo this sub used to be peak. Now it's 80% thirst traps and 15% woman amirite jokes.
Look, I'm fine with 50% thirst traps, but there's got to be some variety or then what are we even doing here??!!
I’m not even in this sub, it just gets recommended to me from time to time and I could not tell you what the ‘purpose’ of this sub is.
Adachi is such a sigma male. If only I had the way with women he does!
I, too, would love to push people into TVs.
But with ear floof
Huh? Your cat have tax?
FOR REAL LOL
Man this sub is so ass always the same “women am I right” type posts
Mute button exists
There is a muted sub limit
Speaks volumes about you if you managed to discover that
Then you can just scroll down if you are repeatedly annoyed by sub's content?
Nah I just dislike anime and I’m not indian AKA the subs I muted. Nice try though.
That’s what I do typically. Me commenting one time is not a big deal lol. Relax lad
Mate, this is reddit. Let alone cargirls, only girls are hoax here.
That’s why they like cats so much 🤷♂️
Taxes? This is not how taxes work. Your Company pays them for you from your earned money and cats have no taxes.
You can pay on your own with no company cutting the pay. And 1099 companies exist. And being self employed. No one is forcing you to do a w4
Who's going to tell this poor soul that income tax isn't the only tax that exists?
I dont have to pay any tax actively.
Come on now, you do more than clean a toilet for your cat. A better analogy would be flushing the toilet for your lady friend. And if we wanted to be more accurate than that, you would be scooping...well you get the idea
A cat girl is a human with cat attributes. A human being with the power to weight ratio of a cat.
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Up there as one of the dumbest comments I’ve ever read
Share on the food and taxes, and that's basically what I've been asking for.
Does she eat bugs?
Nah, real girls also steal your food when you’re not looking at leave hair everywhere.
Wait a second
why you think they like cats so much?
What's the difference between a girl and a catgirl? A girl can take care of herself.
I feel like catgirls would be more independent
They strike me as mentally deranged
That’s the pull tho right?
My type of girls!
only a lil bit :333
And what’s a catgirl?
Cat girls are guaranteed to have disabling side effects from cat dna similar to autism for example
This makes them disadvantaged in human society the same way my autistic self is disadvantaged in non autistic society
Other way around. Cat usually take more care of themselves than humans....so...
Men: "women's place is the home, her duty is to raise children and take care of the house, men are the providers"
Women: "ok then provide"
Men: "fucking gold digger"
Lmao
I was lied to
Where’s cargirl?
He definetly got a point.
My ex didn’t have a butt plug with a cat tail attached to it.
yes, this meme is so true because women don't work. (i swear guys i am not an incel and i am not scared of women)
And this is why I prefer puppygirls, not catgirls.
Puppygirls and loyal, affectionate, and are excited to see you when you get home.
Plus you don't have to clean up after them as much if you have a fenced-in yard.
Except cat girls are better due to just being cat girls way more worth the sacrifice tbh
incels in the wild
Ok incel lol
Only thing worse than an incel is somone who calls everyone they disagree with an incel. You're killing any meaning that word once had.
I only call incels incels lol
Sure, keep telling yourself that.
Average redit when faced with a joke:
Average Redditor when asked to not make an incel joke:
Not every joke you don't like is an incel joke
right but it's an incel joke lol
So?
That’s a good deal
"yep, this is all girls" -redditor whose never had a girl
Guys here have some very strange misconceptions. I still didn't see any relationships where it would be true to a girl. My own ones included.
Isn’t the comment just explaining what the joke in the original image was already intended to be?
Edit: I’m genuinely curious what’s with all the downvotes here. Am I off base? It was a serious question. To me, the comment just seems like a worse/clumsier version of the joke already made in the image. If I’m wrong because I’m missing some sort of context, maybe someone could explain that instead of downvoting.
Did anyone tell you you're college material yet? If you didn't go it was a waste of good wits
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