Man, I go to the wrong bars.
I was at this bar (undertow) a couple months ago in St Petersburg Florida.The bartenders are... talented. Also, they have very nice sunsets
Huge, tracts of land
-One day lad all this will be yours.
-What the curtains?
Land that quite literally shows how not all of Florida is flat.
My parents have been staying in the little hotel directly next door to this place 2 weeks every spring and fall for the last 20 years.
This place has relived me of 2 separate insecure and needy girlfriends over the last 2 decades. I was actually nervous taking my current wife there for the first time when we were dating. Going there is inevitable when staying next door with the rest of my family.
It’s an experience, honestly the best part of that bar is the old dude that used to come and cook BBQ during football Sundays. He was a legend.
So, the bartenders wear bikinis and that bar on the ceiling is for hanging from and not a sprinkler? Genuis!
Yea they took the hooters/twin peaks model and gassed the fuck out of it. What I found interesting is they don't have bouncers. There are a bunch of older local biker guys who kinda hold court. Make friends with them and you're golden. The bar has this interesting little river thing that you can race runner duckies around. Hooked up with a girl cuz my duck won
Hooked up with a girl cuz my duck won
As he lifted his victorious duck from the water, their eyes met. When he saw her smile he suddenly realised it was true - a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
I like that version, but we were talking at the bar and she wanted to race the rubber duckies. Mine won and we left to get sushi afterwards. It was such a random bar pull, she was a bartender from Buffalo and I live in Boston and am 20 years older than her.. that chick was wild. Fun time not someone you'd want to date.
This guy ducks
Is this Road House?
1.5 hours away I’m sold see ya there
I’m literally 2 minutes from that bar
Lucky!
I miss Florida...
A sentence I thought I would never read
My immediate thoughts was how the f have I been wasting my alcoholism on trivial stuff when this exists?
I thought that fan was gonna come into play
She gets any closer and it's gonna be only hands
I haven't made a meme for that, however-
Beat me to it
If you insist
Definitely! And not how I thought the video would play out either!
Y’all been watching final destination huh? 😂
What fan
only fan
Stupid, hahahahaha!!
Well played
Fan? I was sweating the sprinkler system she was hanging from.
Sprinkler?! I hardly know her!
Is it bad I’m disappointed the fan wasn’t involved?
I saw that happen once. Was about to head home with a girl and then she decided to get up on the bar and dance with her friend. Immediately gets knocked in the head by the fan and falls off the bar. I caught her, but then couldn't stop laughing. She got mad that I was laughing at her, and I went home alone.
No, this is the way
Head or heel, I thought for sure it was getting whacked
OnlyFan
You have to pay extra for that
I thought that might be a sprinkler pipe. I was pleasantly surprised.
Final destination bloodlines at play lol
Those legs though, absolute quality.
I've no complaints about anything.
As a female speaking on a female. She is built like a brick shithouse. That girl has a phenomenal figure! WHEW!
She's built like a steakhouse but drives like a bistro.
She's like 70% legs! She's incredible!
The Widowmaker build
She can suffocate me with those beauties any day.
They seem to go all the way up.
My money is on Volleyball.
I double that. I knew some chicks who were twins and both did volleyball. And good fucking lord their legs were mint.
When I die, put my ashes in the sand at the highest beach volleyball championship.
Mesmerising, indeed. What a gal.
Damn I need to get in the gym.
I just did a single forearm workout
How many reps?
Probably 4 and a haaaaaaaa.
You can say you repd til failure and not be wrong
Idk if i would call it failure lol
Could you lift it again? Say no see? To failure.
Now, is it "down and up" for a single rep? How many sets? Idk if I can put up 3 sets. Im normally pretty exhausted after one set, might need a spotter
Down and up is one, a set is what you make it (10)
So you got 30 gj pimp
GG
More than 3 and you're playing with it
Mr stamina over here
Comments like this is why I love Reddit…I’m fucking rollin
You spelt “bar” wrong.
Wait, they have the same beer setup in the gym?!
I started going again this week and I hurt like fuck.
Eating pizza for dinner didn't hurt at all.
There's wisdom there somewhere
To do some cock pushups?
No you don’t. You need to find out where that bar is
i thought your cat walked on your keyboard
Those bartenders must make a killing in tips
Yes they do. It's a bar called undertow in St Petersburg FL
Easy to grift clientele. A bunch of chubby red faced oakley wearers that are convinced “hey outside of this bar she’d totally fuck me!”
Easy to grift clientele. A bunch of chubby red faced oakley wearers that are convinced “hey outside of this bar she’d totally fuck me!”
Beautiful women can "grift" money from most men in most retail settings.
As a man..... yeah. But there are definitely some guys who are much bigger marks than others.
Source: My own eyes - I was the only male bartender for a couple years at a bar full of beautiful bartenders and servers.
more so deprived of attention
Meh it's win-win
Idk what happened but I sure enjoyed it
That is art.
They got a clear view of her shaboigan
My first reaction was to think of Sheboygan. Totally different view.
Almost got a glimpse of her chattanoogas too
Man, I need to get out more
Also thought the ceiling fan was going to take her out 100%
P. T. McHooter's Grand Sports Menagerie and Tavern
Hope they have a nickname, that one’s a mouthful.
If you’re lucky
McHooters or in Austrailia they can call it Smaccas.
Just call it PTMGSMAT.
This is Undertow in St.Pete beach Florida
God that ceiling fan made me nervous for the whole video
I would probably need to do a time and motion study, but at first glance this doesn’t seem like an efficient way to serve drinks.
It is very, very profitable though.
Does she work at the bar?
Just above it actually.
Or between the bars, technically
She’s the parking lot attendant.
She’s does, upper management
How did the camera man resist the urge to use the zoom feature ?
I was waiting for her to be whacked by the ceiling fan
The spot on the counter after she gets down...
That one guy on the bottom right trying his absolute hardest to not stare longer than 1.3 seconds.
His other half is most likely present.
Damn, she can probably pay for her mortgage in just tips, with performances like that. Lmao
Good Job Dad... Those gymnastics lessons really paid off.
I'm Irish but America really does fkin rule
Hell yeah brother
Wife material
The only time I wondered what her OF is?
I'd order so many drinks for the man across from me just for the dismount pov
These new bikini bottoms are a proctologist’s dream.
I don't get it what was the point of this?
Up next at the Bar Olympics, it's the 100 Meter Hurl followed by the 4x4 Drunken Domestic Violence.
Omg dismount again
Insert David Attenborough voiceover.
I could watch that dismount all day
Jon Taffer would be irate
Fine craftsmanship right there. That bar didn't even wiggle.
Okay so her body in incredible but I can see girls and some men ignore her. I think it was because she was trying to show off. I can also see some men trying really hard not to look but low key trying to look too.
That ceiling fan makes me nervous.
Unbelievable body.
... All I can see is the ceiling fan...
Geez shes so damn hot
Nobody else seems to care that she has her bare feet on the bar. Kinda gross, no?
I don't mind that ass cheek on the bar top at all.
The undertow!
Kaylas even hotter in person! Guy in the black shirt is a buddy of mine too. Reddits a fun place somtimes! Lol. Would never have expected a video of the tow in here. Much less with a buddy in said video!
God bless you, Kayla.
Dad’s take care of your daughters.
Oh Kayla…
Can almost see what she had for breakfast..
I’m sure her family is so proud of her.
Goals.....
I was expecting a bar scorp. This ending was ok too
Feature length film
*sniffs the top of the bar.
Talk about the OnlyFan™️
I wonder how busy the bouncer is at this bar.
I was watching for the sprinkler line to burst as well as the ceiling fan. I was expecting a scene from final destination....
I would sniff that
I expected st happen with the fan
So, how much would I tip not to look desperate, but not to be a cheapskate?
What a nice video! I'm happy we can record happy memories and amazing deeds!
Is this at the Undertow in St Pete Beach, FL?
It's been just buns here lately innit?
wonder if the food's any good?
Ma'am, you just put your asshole right where I was about to place my buffalo wings.
She’s all legs and I’m here for it
I thought for sure she was going to kick the fan. Also r/upvotebecausebutt
Oh to be young again.
What age would you pick to stay at if you had the chance?
That’s a lot of effort, can’t I just have my drink?
God damn Kayla is in shape
Is this Undertow on St Pete Beach? I recognize that bar and the skimpy outfits.
Lady, I’m just trying to drink my beer and watch the game.
Jon Taffer would lose his shit over this watching from the surveillance van
Curse whatever that suit is glued on with.
After you pay for this you feel like a prevert.
My gawd is see amazing..
Where is this bar?
Show me you’re a stripper without telling me
UnderToe!!!
Where is this place? and do they live stream??
IDK what is going on here. I've watched this video at least 10 times and still clueless.
damn...the dirty thoughts I just had 🤔🥴
Ew. That doesn't leek hygenic. I wonder what their health department score is? I give it, 10/10.
Leaving up for now bc she actually does something that I think is pretty cool. 😎