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So easy to win
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Older than the internet but a classic
Him ass a kid
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.
Hopefully no one gets hurt.
Back to the fundamentals, right?
The "technique," perhaps, but that clip isn't. Most of those car models did not exist 30 years ago.
Was this ever a clear video? It's like watching a 16 bit game.
Bro went from challenger to stalker in 3.2 seconds.
Offender*
It's hard to tell, but he is wearing a leotard, so all the important bits are covered (probably)
Looks like a Borat style mankini which would've been new and funny at the time.
Best defense is a strong offense.
He's the Sex Defender.
For real, man switched roles mid-walk like it was part of the script.
3.2 sec nah 1 sec lol
.... *Warrior
Best bit about the original of these guys. They would walk into an area talk shit to people, happily take a punch then undress into the mankini, instead of yelling its a prank that happens now.
Yep you won!
He wasn’t done winning yet!
He was trying to go all in!
All in… where?
All in 😂🤣😂😂😂
Are ya winnin son?
But at what cost??
Why does Chun Li's shirt change? Lmao
Bro activated cheat code. Btw that roundhouse 360 at the end was epic. Lol
Pee Wee level spin kick!
Lmao. 😂😂
I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy. - James Brown
I don't remember the comedian, but he said something like "Once they start doing ninja moves and sounds it's all over. Either they're going to beat you into a pulp or you'll be the asshole beating up disabled kids"
And it blinked at him XD
Winked
You can scare a big guy with a little pecker
Finally I can use mine for something other than gooning
That is one angry scrotum
Oh hell no
Gifs you can hear
God I miss old school Jackass
Goddamn show.
I think I've seen Pontius' dick more than my own.
The world needs you back partyboy
His Instagram is still pretty awesome, although he's not as crazy... party boy lives
Im a simple man. I see partyboy - I upvote.
Man did a 180 really quickly on this one.
That spinning kick though, I’d run too 🤣
Hit him with the horizontal meatspin
"phew, it was just the leg hitting me"
Ah this mfer is crazy hell nah 😆
Bro won but at what cost
Time to get off redit for the day smh🤦♀️
Randy?
transcripts:
black guy: come on mo'fucker! come on, mo'fucker! come on, mo'fucker! OH HELL NAW! I'm outta here!
You can't just walk up to a dude in the hood and ask for a fight (I've seen the original and that was exactly what he did). Well, unless you do something crazy like this lol.
You're still risking your ass, though. I've seen vids of prankers getting absolutely rocked before. They deserved it.
This is kinda racist lmao
That spin kick though
Wtf
Hey, go ahead and grab that NSFW tag real quick
He didnt want no parts of white chocolate
As Rodney Carrington said you can scare a big man with a little dick
Everyone's a gangster until you see someone wearing spandex charging at you
You either get into a fight with a naked guy, or worse you get beaten by a naked guy. In one move he took away every win condition for the other guy.
The turn around
I love that kind of videos when the more you watch it, the more you laugh.
Crazy for the TKO
Whew, that escalated quickly! I’m sure the other dude was like you wanna do this? Let’s go!! Then (sees pants drop) what the hell im outta here !!
"I may not know karate, but I know KA-RAZY!"
Remember: You can fuck with big, strong, fast, and even smart. But NEVER fuck with crazy.
Works every single time
Reminds me of that scene in blue mountain state. Where he got out of a fight by saying he want to perk him off. https://youtu.be/MaaUMOaNshs?si=icjl2gEGeNMjJYJT
Bro assessed the situation and switched the type of assault. Adapt and overcome :)
Do not show fear. Kick the dick. It is vulnerable.
Always has been
If I ever get in a fight I don't think I can win, this is the hack I'm using. "ohhhhhhhh, I'm gonna fuck you! 🤪"
His run towards the bloke always makes me laugh. Those short steps are just hilarious.
Best one ever posted ever ! Lmao in tears 😭
Fatality! friendship...FRIENDSHIP!
Being crazy does come in handy
This information just might have saved me from the Great Ass Whuppin of ‘21. Alas….
Dope jumping roundhouse kick at the end!
And now for something completely different....!
Ya just gotta gay em
I’m crying 😂
See If I do the same, it won’t be the same outcome; the guy is either going to laugh, or he’s gonna… nah he’s just gonna laugh.
Bro went next level.
Ive done that before. It is super effective.
“ hello 911 I was gonna bust this fool‘s ass, but then he took his clothes off and started chasing me”
BEST VIDEO TONIGHT!!! I'm crying🤣🤣
Shout out TwinzTV
Did we just become best friends?
Nope
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Bro’s fighting both shame and cardio demons.
Eww…a crack line tattoo!
Win the battle, lose the war against staying off the sex offender registry.
Can confirm it works
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of that prank in "Who is America"
"I'm gonna get you and make you a homosexual!"
"Oh this foo a loony. I aint taking advantage of a loony"
He is gonna get jailed in nz
Mans was like “oh hell nah im outta here!”
what did I just watch?
I did not see that one coming.
Ain't nobody messing with a man in a shoulder high thong!
Why do they always take their shirts off?
It would have been game over for the shorty if that was me he tried chasing. Mouth stuffed, cheeks clapped and hole full
I think it was a joke where he would say someting like "Hey, do you want to fuck with me ?" then undress if yes, if it's not that video then someone else did it.
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Works every time!
Idk why but "MORTAAL KOMBAAAT" suddenly played in my ears.
That jump spin kick though 🔥
Without a single touch lol
This was my little sister's defense mechanism.
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