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Older the berry, sweeter the juice.
-Smoke Dog, 1996
Man I thought it was the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
Yeah well she blackadanamuthafuckatoo.
Look! She bendin over!
Heeeeeeey Mrs. PAAAAAARKER
Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd, he know what I want. Excuse me, brother.
RIP Bernie Mac
Miss Parker !!! Miss Parker!!
You made my day, guys! ♥️
It makes me happy knowing that dozens of redditors heard every line of this scene, in the appropriate voice.
Let me get a little somethin for my cataracts
You didn't put in on this, maannn!
“When we gon fuuuuuck, Mrs Parker?”
Smoke Dog? You mean "Smokey"
He refers to himself as smoke dawg!
It’s dogg
Tomato.... Tamahto....
Nope.
🎵Smoke Dog ev’ry day 🎶
Give me three minutes. Maybe even fo.
Too old and the juice don’t flow anymore though
Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Thomas Jefferson
I see this was actually Ben Franklin, but still, what an old hound dog.
Wait no way is this real.
Quote is real, but is Benjamin Franklin.
"The wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit." - Hunky Siren, Ice Age: Continental Drift
Oldie but goodie
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Let the boy watch!
Horrible
The cabin! Right! I don't know what I was thinking about.
No one's been in that cabin for years, either!
So…is that an open invite? 🤔
Perhaps, this might be one of the few times in life that it's ok to approach and say "Nice shirt, wanna fuck?"
One time I saw this very attractive mum on the bus. I wanted to say "Cute kid. Want another" but she wasn't wearing anything that said she was accepting pie from strangers
If she finds you attractive. If not, why were you staring at her chest?
Damn. I lose.
Just respond back, "An ugly guy with a dick is better than no dick" 🤷♂️
I’m a slow reader.
No pussy is better than problematic pussy..
Depends which head you’re thinking with
Now that’s what I call thinking with your small head…which is your heart. Because I’m romantic.
Omg not Baldwin
The one with a brain 🧠..
The pink brain or the grey one?
Pinkish Grey.
If its got titts or an engine, it'll cause you trouble.
But that's some prime grade A Walmart Great Value pussy. Better price per ounce than you'll find anywhere else.
Right?!
It’s all fun and games until you’re inches from being ran over…
We've all been there. Everyone sticks it in Crazy at least once.
An unfortunate truth: for some of us it isn’t only one smh
It's just so good!
I haven’t. Yes, I’m quite proud of myself. I also have major mommy issues, so I’m really a sitting duck - I mostly got married early and lucked out. Have a friend who just will not stop it, like he won’t every even consider dating anyone not obviously insane with lots of issues proudly on display.
Was wanting for this answer instead of all the horny simps.
I can fix her…
-stamps out cigarette in ashtray “Sure, call me me Ohio girl- whatever. Throw beer cans at me I don’t give a shit. But it’ll cost ye extra…”
Exactly what I thought too.
Spoiler alert: she’s 33!
33 yr old pussy: Also good
217k miles on the odometer
Anyone got her number?
Check bathroom stalls.
Shouldn't Lauren Boebert be back at congress?
where does she shop? asking for me
Walmart
Walmart in Gonzales, LA
Jesus Christ lmao This is the last place I expected to see Gonzales Walmart mentioned
Excuse me miss, can I help you with anything???
“Of course I work here”
Perfect shirt for volunteering at an animal rescue adoption and fundraiser event. Kittens are easy to place but need training and a lot of attention. Senior cats also need love. They are easy to please, don’t need much attention, not shy and know exactly what to do if you take them home. Some even know tricks.
Volunteers can raise awareness wearing the shirts that cats with life experience are often easy and have a cute little fupa from having bred and had a few feral litters with Uncle Daddy. Baby cats are inexperienced and have no idea how to please you or keep clean.
Shirt sales also could raise funds to help defray the medical expenses of adopters of older cats. Sometimes they have chronic viruses that require meds but they are still vigorous and enthusiastic.
All in all the shirt would be a home run at an animal rescue.
Yeh, in that context it would be pretty cool and I would 100% get behind it.
In Walmart it kinda gives desperate though.
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Your DMs are about to blow up
wtf, she is not old.
Sometimes it's not the years, it's the miles.
This post brought to you by incels who think any woman over 23 is “a hag”
Calls everyone here an incel when she’s the one who chose to wear the shirt.
Good ol’ reddit. Everyone is an incel but me.
Porn would classify her as a gilf
- an old dude, probably.
I knew I recognized her. Met her in a bar and I smoothly said, "I wouldn't mind a little pussy" in which she replied, "me either, mine's as big as a hat!"
He said hat!🤣🤣🤣
I can hear the laugh. :)
Billy!!
Something's out there..waiting for usssss
If it bleeds we can kill it.
Bullshit! You ain't afraid of no man.
We're all gonna die.
Naughty by nature voice: we down with OPP!
everyday I learn something new
Twice the xp for half the price
I mean, there are limits
Would??
Would what? Cremate?
Cream mate
Damn where she at
Some Walmart near you
Can confirm as a cat "owner".
As you get older, no pussy is better than toxic pussy. It's a funny shirt, but any woman who would wear this shirt in public is waving a red flag.
A little communistussy never hurt anyone.
Hag maxxing season. Get them chicken tendies ready.
Looks like one of my exes
Show me how those big tits fart
"Big titted animal"
I can go in raw with no fear of being daddy? I'm down
Hell, sometimes I prefer the older woman!
You seen how fine Chanté Moore, Salma Hayek and Halle Berry still are? 👀 I'd take them over many women half their age!
And it started early for me. I had a huge crush on Shari Lewis, as a young boy. I had no idea that she was already well into middle-aged. I just thought she was insanely pretty. 🤷🏾♂️
We coined the term "GILF," for a reason. 🙌🏾
She better have a good keagle regiment!!!!🤣
or, a regimen ... ??
Does this applies for dicks too ?like : Old dick is better than no dick.. For some reason i smell jail if wear it as shirt while doing groceries.
There was a clip that went viral in my country where some girl in her teens/20s was extolling the virtues of "old meat". Claimed the older guys work harder at it.
She's doesn't even look old. Maybe that means I'm old...
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-Senzu, art of war
Amen
I'm definitely getting old. Because she doesn't look old to me
She had me at the cart full of food, not gonna lie. Pussy is good, but these grocery prices are insane.
I'd fuck her... Js
Hear me out..
Not wrong
I've said it before and I'll say it again.Old pussy is better than MOST pussy
Blowjob is better than no job
It might as well say “You can put it wherever you want”.
Damn 🫣
She looks like she’d give me a stern lecture while in the middle of it.
Old pussy is better than moose pussy.
Old pus is better only if you take care of it
Im curious: Where do you see this. What state?
Can't argue with that marketing. Hope it's no lemon
Ah, my favourite supermarket wisdom.
Her pussy as the whiskey wears off…
I do like the fact that you can really play in it.
That one doesn't look that old and it's probably decent. I'm no gynocologist, but i'll take a look.
U got tam right
Can still play a good tune on an old fiddle...
And here comes a lady who spit facts
Benjamin Franklin thought the same thing. Famously writing about how sleeping with an older woman versus a younger woman was no different, if you’re comparing how they look downstairs.
He suggested one should prefer sleeping with an older woman versus a younger one. Going as far as to say that covering their upper body with a basket, you’d be unable to tell the difference just by looking at their vagina. Basically the equivalent of covering their head with a bag.
I’m not joking, he really did write about this. He was known to sleep around while on visits to other parts of the world.
A 3 is better than a 0
"The older the berry, the sweeter the juice."
~ Wayne Rooney, 2006
That gal looks in her prime
Can’t disagree.
Old class is better than no class.
Onlyfans is the new social security
No ring...
Apparently on the internet being adult means you're "old".
God damn facts
I actually, very much, prefer old P, thank you.
Can't argue with that honestly
She makes a compelling point
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