SipsTea
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He use 99.9% of his brain
That 0.1% lost in punctuation.
The missing 0.1% is the part where you remember to put your name and contact on the visible part of the CV.
Bro is making them pay Premium for The Full Application
EA insta-hire
He is naked.
My man! 😎
Many people say he's a genius. I'm not entirely convinced, but I trust you. I want to hire him!
Let me call him right n...oh wait
😂
Yeah, my printer used to do this sh#t too.
This character is not f2p.
It's like the annoying news sites that locks the content below the title to try to get you to pay subscription.
Spoiler resume
I don't hire joker
I would hire this person. Even if he sucked we'd probably have some good laughs together and be friends after the termination.
CEO of EA games: "Hmmmm... Annoying, but I like his style."
he is applying to EA games
Hiring me would be like hiring 5 pieces of gum.
...nah.
I would have hired him at a couple places I've worked
If that haircut is the first thing I see, I don't need to see anything else 😂
He has a high quality printer !
Printer ran out of toner no doubt
I didn't know Alfalfa was still alive
Not the resume paywall 😂
Soooo, where is his contact-info...?
Got paywalled
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