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He use 99.9% of his brain
That 0.1% lost in punctuation.
The missing 0.1% is the part where you remember to put your name and contact on the visible part of the CV.
Bro is making them pay Premium for The Full Application
EA insta-hire
He is naked.
My man! 😎
Many people say he's a genius. I'm not entirely convinced, but I trust you. I want to hire him!
Let me call him right n...oh wait
😂
Yeah, my printer used to do this sh#t too.
This character is not f2p.
It's like the annoying news sites that locks the content below the title to try to get you to pay subscription.
Spoiler resume
I don't hire joker
I would hire this person. Even if he sucked we'd probably have some good laughs together and be friends after the termination.
he is applying to EA games
CEO of EA games: "Hmmmm... Annoying, but I like his style."
Hiring me would be like hiring 5 pieces of gum.
...nah.
I would have hired him at a couple places I've worked
He has a high quality printer !
Printer ran out of toner no doubt
I didn't know Alfalfa was still alive
Not the resume paywall 😂
Soooo, where is his contact-info...?
If that haircut is the first thing I see, I don't need to see anything else 😂
Got paywalled
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