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-Starting arguments
-Malicious comments
-Making other members uncomfortable
-Trying to start drama
HAHA!!! I gotta steal this meme
Looks like we got a little situation
Yoink
Girlfriend probably;
Creeper probably;
The other creeper
Boyfriend actually:
And it really ruined what had been an otherwise uplifting sermon by the reverend.
Usually I have to pay extra for this
The boyfriend then got a boner …I was married once
Truf
Some men are into this type of kinks
It's not cheap either.
Something about a lentil right?
I wish a got this joke. Normally, if I don’t get something on Reddit, I chalk it up to not being chronically online. But this seems like something I should have known dammit!
Edit: wait, does it have to do with a lentil being a type of pea and it being a play on words? (Or is it a bean?) Yeah, still don’t get it lol
What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Well, I wouldn’t pay $200 to have a lentil on me.
Loool. Heard this years ago with the comparison being a garbanzo bean! Anyways, I am sufficed. Thank you mucho
That’s because chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing, so the joke actually makes sense in that context lmao.
Yeah but you can make a lot of money being President.
I would say RIP that girls DMs
Lmfao yeahhhh I kinda woulda liked that
you never know
Hey at least I'm housebroken.
Ever thus to deadbeats
Did the carpet pissers do this?
Clearly you're not a golfer
That rug really tied the room together, did it not Dude?
Thanks a lot asshole.
I wish people would stop posting every moment of their life online, just stop
Yeah, this post just ain’t it.
It's even sadder to think this person has an audience, and that someone from this audience thought it was hilarious and needed to be shared on other platforms. And people upvote this.
It's funny, and it's hilarious, it brings joy and I'm here for it.
Why are you guys taking this so seriously
Because it never happened. We all know it never happened. We are just here because we got nothing better to do.
My partner once cocked her leg to fart while naked on the sofa and shit on my hand. So there's that.
In any long term relationships you'd better be comfortable with any and all bodily excretions.\ You don't know if it's real love until you've both had a stomach bug together. One that's firing from both exits.
Helping clean up your sick partner’s shit and vomit when they’re sick is one thing, them shitting on your hand cause they wanted to fart on it is something else entirely. It’s pretty weird, ngl. Unless you’re imto that
My kinks are more mundane than that tbh
Nooooooooo 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Some people pay good money for a service like that.
I don't see the difference?
Accidents happen. Why raise your leg to fart anyway ?
Style points. My brothers and I always cock a leg up to unleash the most brutal farts.
That’s called a fartality
Like a dog living his leg to piss. Sick!
A queef per chance?
…to dream?
Shakespeare really did invent so much of our modern language…
You can’t just say perchance
I'm guessing the boyfriend does it, so she was giving him a taste of his own medicine.
Might be Canadian.
everyone started clapping
I'm more disgusted with her trying to fart.
Yeah my thought was she’s gross either way.
yeah a fart definitely would have saved the situation...wtf?
I thought this was going to end ….
More explosively, if you know what I mean?
Yeah, like not only thunder and rain, but also hail!
This is a solid metaphor
Wonderful woman. We’re all very fond of her
I think people are getting too comfortable posting these kind of shit 😭😂
I don’t know which is worse - the original incident or sharing it online for the world to see
Batman couldn't beat this out of me
Y'all are too comfortable online. We need to bring back shaming. Most people take these kind of shit to their graves
If she's not this comfortable with you it ain't it chief
Disgusting
Marriage-material, trained my wife like that as well
Do you.... do you rub her nose in it??
If he stays, good. If he bolts, it was never ment to be.
“….and that’s how we got into golden showers”
Power move on her part
....and that was the last time he asked me to help fold a fitted sheet"
Hopefully she was well hydrated
this post is the fetishist finder. if you're not against it, then i can predict your internet history
(Applause)
- the boyfriend probably
I would piss myself laughing so she wouldn't feel alone 🥰🥰🥰
HA! This one’s a keeper! 😆👍 🏆🥰
Reminds me of the story when a girl decided to sneak into a shower to “make a surprise” for her BF who was there. It turned out that he was shitting in a shower, so he surprised her first
Could have been worse- he could’ve also soiled the floor.
Look, shit happens, but the more important question: did she clean up after herself? If yes, a conversation about the function of a toilet needs to be had. If no, there are not enough words in the entire world to make this okay.
Hey if the above is your thing, get to rolling around in it.
Thanks for sharing
Pet-play going a step too far maybe
And lo, a new only fans account was born.
Boss move
I thought this was one of the pee kink groups i follow for a sec
My reaction if I was the guy:
And you are sharing that online for the whole world to see. Don't worry, the thing you described is not the scariest shit your boyfriend should be worried about...
Marriage material
Step 1: Establish Dominance
I question why she thought that sharing the moment on social media was something she had to do.
Press F to assert dominance
Boyfriend:
"....I hope this doesn't awaken something in me"
Some people have to pay for this type of service.
Did he rub her nose in it?
Dominance. Asserted.
Why is farting different lol
Idk CBTM!
*like a boy dog
oh no ,
HARAM !
And then he ejaculated without touching himself….
I’ll never understand why some women are so comfortable sharing their Ls out for the whole world to see.
She's a keeper since she's already marked her territory
Wel i think he understands and respect that.
Did he propose there and then?
Haha WOOF
He should marry you lol
Asserting dominance.
The boyfriend:
Then they fucked.
Some people are into that you know
New kink unlocked
Oddly, this would've turned me on.
Hahaaaa okay.... moving on!
LMAO🤣 that’s different level of comfort
Some people pay premium for that service.
I was hoping it was poop
At least it wasn’t diarrhea 🤣
If he stayed with you after that, he is a keeper.
Or a serious freak.
Wanted to be disgusting, became sexy
Video or it didn’t happen
Alpha move.
Awkward boner
*BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK*
And he proposed two days later
Next time don't forget to bark
The only way to play it off is to loudly exclaim "THIS HOUSE IS NOW MINE!"
Asserting dominance 101
Some people have to pay extra for that.
And then everyone clapped cheeks
You’ve unlocked a new level in the relationship. Congratulations. Nothing is off limits from this point forward. Remember though, you started it.
new achievement unlocked: Pet-play
get the leash
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