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8 hours ago
MickyG913

Yeah, that didn’t happen.

7 hours ago
Tricky_Big_8774

I'm going to take a wild guess and say the closest this person has come to working in fast food was that one time she had to get Wendy's doordash because everything else was closed.

7 hours ago
Memignorance

My wild guess is she did work at McDonalds but she had a track record of not coming into work and malingering, exagerating, and lying. And that's the reason she almost got fired. 

Managers are usually fine with people that call out sick as long as they aren't constantly getting swine flu and ebola at their grandma's funeral after they had to take their dog to the vet.

6 hours ago
dudesgotagun1

I once got fired for not coming in on my time off when I was like 4 hours away at a hotel I already paid for. Some managers are just legitimately crappy managers.

6 hours ago
Dick_Wienerpenis

I got fired from Dominos for calling in sick. In my manager's defense my reason was, "I feel super weird something is probably wrong" and it turns out I had a kidney stone and he felt bad and gave me my job back later.

2 hours ago
Memignorance

Yes some are crappy. But if she is publicly fantasizing that her old boss got swine flu and died, I think she was probably the problem. 

6 hours ago
Sensitive_Wash7883

Man I believe this post 100%. I worked at McDonald's in my teens and calling out wasn't a thing. I called out 1 day in the years I worked there. I was sick af and the manager tried to guilt trip me to come in. I would literally work sick af in the grill making you food,on the register handing you your food, and taking orders in deep end handling your money and washing the dishes people ate on.

Another story. I was once walking to work and holding in an excruciatingly painfully explosive diarrhea, made it to the door of the store where I slipped and fell and shit my pants. The manager didn't give me the day off, he had me walk home so I could change uniforms and walk back to work which was about an hour walk in the winter. My ass cheeks where almost frostbitten from the shit and cold but I was young and afraid of losing my job.

I've worked a few other kitchen jobs and almost all of them will try to make you work sick af even making people's food.

Idk how old you are but things have definitely changed in like the last 10 years or so with calling out and in the past you would most definitely be fired for calling out sick.

1 hour ago
cocoelgato

Dude you worked for years at Mc Donalds? In the first world?

Thats like a summer job for 19 year olds. Whats wrong with you man?

37 minutes ago
UnknovvnMike

Had a coworker get fired many moons ago for lying about having COVID. She had posted about it on social media and another coworker informed management (she wasn't well regarded)

6 hours ago
elyk12121212

It sounds like she might have been very regarded

3 hours ago
IAmTheNightSoil

This generalization is too broad. There are a lot of managers in this world that get really mad when people call in sick

4 hours ago
bigmanslurp

I've been fired from fast food for missing one day. You gonna call me a malingerer and a liar too? Lol

2 hours ago
baron_von_helmut

I once got Ebola in my ass. That was the day I was given the presidential medal of freedom. I had to make the president wait while I was destroying the toilet just outside the oval office. He was cool about it though. He let me fly home on Air Force One... Which was nice.

3 hours ago
TheBigness333

Comments like this remind me why sub is such garbage

2 hours ago
dinahll

The second part probably didn't, but I've absolutely seen management force people to work under threat of losing their job with active stomach bugs when I worked at McDonald's, one girl threw up behind the shake machine and they still didn't let her go home. It's fucked

6 hours ago
ChadWestPaints

Yeah the first part is 1000% believable.

3 hours ago
Mayonaigg

I think it's pretty obvious he wasn't talking about that part.

2 hours ago
SatisfactionUsual151

You'd be surprised. I've represented someone who was made to go into a work situation with norovirus. After calling to warn them that they were diagnosed.

That went... not well

6 hours ago
Ok_Money_3140

Remember kids, there are no true stories on the internet. Literally every single one of them is fake (and gay). /s

5 hours ago
OMITB77

It’s actually not a bad position to take.

4 hours ago
poop-machines

Swine flu mostly killed elderly people and only 284,000 worldwide so it's very unlikely this person knew someone that died of it, let alone passed it to them, let alone it not be an elderly person.

7 hours ago
IHateMashedPotatos

I knew a kid who died of swine flu in 09. I had it too, the only times in my life i’ve been sicker are when I had bronchitis in both lungs and when I had a mysterious respiratory illness in January 2020 (right after my friend’s dad got back from working in china.)

truth is stranger than fiction and sometimes stranger than statistics. is the person probably lying because it’s the internet? yeah. but it’s not implausible.

4 hours ago
North_Explorer_2315

Yeah there was something going around right before COVID supposedly started. I got it too, I was sick for months.

4 hours ago
armoured_bobandi

Yeah, it was called COVID

3 hours ago
Ruedischer

In jan of 2020 I was so sick, I called my doc and said I can't come I'm too sick. And I was 21 and fit, and I couldn't walk stairs bo more

3 hours ago
lokiofsaassgaard

I lost an entire week from swine flu. I passed out on the sofa, and have no memory of anything after that. All I know is that I was the most miserable I’ve ever been

4 hours ago
PowRightInTheBalls

Swine flu mostly killed elderly people

It famously did the exact opposite, which is why it's particularly notable. 80% of people who die from the normal flu are 65+ but somewhere between 62% and 85% of people who died from H1N1 in 2009 were younger than 65. God damn I can't stand people who just speak out of ignorance with confidence or the idiots who believe them.

A source for people who can actually read instead of just upvoting dumb shit like this guy

4 hours ago
Active-Isopod-3656

This, thank you

3 hours ago
cikanman

precisely. 100% did not happen

worked in food service, had a guy who was clearly hungover, so throwing up but not contagious. Boss told him clock out, take a sick day, sleep it off and comeback when he wasn't a liability.

6 hours ago
Seer-of-Truths

I mean, I've worked in fast food.

Being told to take orders in the drive-through while sick is pretty normal.

I had coworkers demand I be sent home because of how sick I was.

My brothers has worked take while throwing up.

I think it's manager dependent.

4 hours ago
kakka_rot

I have a list of reddit detective stereotypical "smoking guns" that they often use to "prove" a story is fake

The "This story is fake because it never happened to me" is one of my favorites. It's closely related to the "This story is fake because the subject did something I wouldn't do" argument.

Found on absolutely everything posted to this website. Go to any comment section, doesn't matter which, you'll find some variation of this comment if you look hard enough.

3 hours ago
IAmTheNightSoil

Lots of managers do insist that people work sick. The swine flu thing seems like bullshit but making someone work when sick happens quite often

4 hours ago
excelance

I'll take things that never happened for $500.

8 hours ago
wraith_majestic

https://preview.redd.it/avohzqustubf1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4011b1bf4f0b0e46fd87f319fc326a2b95eb563a

Here, for future use. 😁

7 hours ago
Choice_Ambitious

Save to photos

7 hours ago
Fabulous_Wave_3693

I mean, it probably didn’t happen but what makes people so sure? Is McDonald’s generally known for making sure sick employees don’t end up working? Throwing up between orders does seem like a lot…

7 hours ago
Fine_Luck_200

This shit happens all the time in The restaurant industry, doesn't matter the level.

I have someone else's heart in my chest from overworking while sick. If you think it's just a stubborn cold, chances are it's walking pneumonia.

3 hours ago
Elidabroken

And in the 0.09% chance that it did happen, a whole shit-ton of people got fired right after these events

7 hours ago
i_dead-shot

does manager took leave or not ?

8 hours ago
Capable-Assistance88

When the titanic sank, white star lines sent a bill to the families of its workers because their relatives didn’t return their uniforms before they died. I wonder if mackas sent his family a bill for the cost of replacing ( training ) his position ….

7 hours ago
Skizot_Bizot

Just imagine rescue ships descending on the wreckage and pulling a dude out of the water just to take his jacket and shove him back in.

7 hours ago
Andrew_Waples

Like the Blazing Saddles scene where the guy rescues the kart but not Bart.

6 hours ago
Wokonthewildside

Hey that was lucky, they dog-gone nearly lost a $400 hand cart

5 hours ago
Elidabroken

Where's that man in green overalls when you need him

7 hours ago
GenericBeverage

Even better, they also sent a bill to grieving families asking them to pay 20 pounds if they wanted their dead relative's body back.

7 hours ago
Capable-Assistance88

Average salary in 1912 was about 40£ / year in Britain . It was probably less for the service sector. 20£ was steep

5 hours ago
resting-bass-face

Did he die on the clock? Because that would be a time clock violation

8 hours ago
Cheap-Committee6001

If somebody dies on the clock do you clock them out at the time of death or at the time their body gets picked up? I suppose you could be nice and pay them until the end of their scheduled shift.

6 hours ago
cikanman

and to this day the manager was still earning time and a half

6 hours ago
1stltwill

And in other stories that never happened?

7 hours ago
Lilcommy

I got H1N1 from a fucking coworker when we had paid sick time. I was hospitalized and had to quarantine for a week.

7 hours ago
lemurlemur

I dearly wish this actually happened

7 hours ago
52BeesInACoat

I'm pretty sure I gave covid to an office food thief in February 2020! Covid wasn't supposed to be in my state yet, but I was horribly ill, negative for the flu, and developed pneumonia. I came back to work and my stash of snacks had been really thoroughly raided, which I had noticed off and on before this, but thought I was mistaken because I was sleep deprived with a newborn. (Which was why I had snacks in my file cabinet; I kept forgetting my lunch, and I was pumping milk, so I was always hungry.) But with my having been absent for so long, it was pretty noticeable food was missing.

My boss couldn't be bothered and told me to take everything home if I didn't want it stolen because the security cameras didn't actually work, so I brought my baby monitor to work (I warned everyone who shared my office that I'd bugged the space) and got some screenshots of the night janitor sitting at my desk eating my snacks. He had also just come back to work after a long illness, I was later told.

I'm aware this sounds very that happened, but I do actually still have the screenshots somewhere in my Google drive!

3 hours ago
DoctorFenix

I love a happy ending.

6 hours ago
kaykinzzz

idk i've been forced to come into a minimum wage food job while sick. not the most improbable thing in the world. pfp is also kind of giving mcdonald's employee respectfully

6 hours ago
MannequinWithoutSock

There’s people working at McDonalds who can’t afford to take a sick day showing up to work anyway.

8 hours ago
RedBaret

That’s why you have workers rights in developed countries. Things like paid sick leave, minimum wage, strict rules on working hours and overtime, mandatory holidays. And guess what? Those countries have McDonalds’ too!

But I recon standing up for your rights and not bending over to corporations is communism in some parts of this world.

7 hours ago
Glytch94

It's been a staunch thing where part-time work doesn't get benefits. Ultimately it incentivizes part-time hiring, instead of full-time, and means getting benefits is even harder. I imagine if full-time and part-time both got benefits, we'd be seeing almost no part-time jobs. Gotta get the most value for your dollar, and giving the same benefits to someone working 24 hours versus 40+ hours is simply too much to bear.

6 hours ago
Rich-Option4632

That's honestly an American thing.

Here in my country, the benefits would be prorated based on your work records.

Part timers get the same workers insurance protection because those are dirt cheap here and not paying or em only opens up the company to government lawsuit and business license cancellation.

Healthcare is free because government makes it so (only for local citizens, foreigners pay full price, which is still cheaper than America btw), so while full time workers have the option of going to company clinic where it might be closer or easier access, part-timers can go to govt clinic/hospital for health issues and not be bankrupted.

Part timers are also entitled to the same amount of annual leave as full timers, just prorated based on the amount they've worked for the year.

Why can this happen?

Because lawmakers made the law to protect workers. Which should have been their responsibility in the first place.

6 hours ago
Glytch94

Yeah, the US is pretty shit in regards to this. But my comment was about the US system because I assumed that's the shit system they were talking about (a not so subtle jab about how the US is a developing country, lol)

6 hours ago
Rich-Option4632

The land of the free (to oppress citizens).

6 hours ago
ManicMaenads

Yep, even in Canada. Both my assistant managers at 7-Eleven and GameStop were only written in to have 32 hours a week to avoid giving them benefits. Only the manager was salaried and recieved benefits, but corporate set our sales quotas so high at GameStop that the managers would continually fail to reach quotas and lose their positions over time so you couldn't stay in the role more than a couple years.

6 hours ago
Pyrostemplar

The only thing missing is, at the end a:

"He still works there"

6 hours ago
dudesgotagun1

People that think this never happened must have never had a job with no PTO, some places will fire you for no reason. They don't need a reason when you're part time, they can just stop putting you on the schedule.

6 hours ago
platinum_jimjam

Incredibly illiterate and sheltered comments here. I would 1000% beleive this scenario. Didn’t anyone ever look at Herman Cain award or leapordsatemyface?

3 hours ago
Top_Ingenuity5471

...and everyone clapped.

6 hours ago
TruculentTurtIe

4 hours ago
original_M_A_K

3 hours ago
lawyerjack12

So it all worked out it in the end

7 hours ago
YutoKigai

I hope that’s true

7 hours ago
98983x3

You hope that a corporation is so evil that it forces sick staff to make food and ultimately results in the death of ppl? You want that?

7 hours ago
YutoKigai

Well, the one who deserved it died. I want no more. Not sorry. There is too little justice or karma, call it what you want.

6 hours ago
Born-Agency-3922

Your thought, and Huh for every title. This bot has taken over this sub.

7 hours ago
FeloniousFinch

Of all the things that didn’t happen this didn’t happen the most 🤷‍♂️

7 hours ago
PONYSGIRTH

Ive worked in a few well known fast food outlets, i too have took breaks to puke up before returning to handle customers food. One time the manager slammed a door on my arm and i bled all over the burger station and the front of the fryer and i had to clean it up and continue working 🤷🏻‍♂️

6 hours ago
Ambersfruityhobbies

Well that's a surprisingly neat and exemplary case. It's almost too elegant to be true.

Did the manager also die at work and fell, flu dripping from the warm corpse, into the burger mincing machine, unbeknownst to the diligent and bullied staff during a busy rush?

6 hours ago
Responsible_Movie_14

I didn’t cee nothon’

5 hours ago
No_Heron7011

100% did not happen

4 hours ago
shrimpgangsta

Bulllshit

15 minutes ago
shrimpgangsta

She made all that shit up. Fake news

15 minutes ago
asoupo77

I think someone has a vivid imagination.

8 hours ago
dirthurts

I experienced very similar so I'm actually not surprised at all .

7 hours ago
Capable-Assistance88

I worked with people who died from Covid. So possibly????

7 hours ago
Artistic_Task7516

r/thathappened

7 hours ago
ZariZoomsThrough

Unbelievable!

8 hours ago
armaedes

Yes, literally I do not believe it.

7 hours ago
wobbly_doo

All things considered, i think it had a nice ending

8 hours ago
vagabond_primate

I'll take "Things that Never Happened" for $500, Alex.

7 hours ago
Johnnadawearsglasses

Cool "story", green hair.

6 hours ago
Competitive_Sail_844

I’ll take things that never happened but make feel good stories for $1000 Alex.

7 hours ago
Ask_Aspie_

It's a feel good story that someone was forced to spread germs to customers and ended up infecting and killing their boss?

7 hours ago
GroceryPowerful2233

Interesting

8 hours ago
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8 hours ago
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8 hours ago
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8 hours ago
CHItown_representer

I'm lovin that shit

7 hours ago
SquirrelMoney8389

Yeahhhh suffer and die manager, hahaha I love deserv-ed death

7 hours ago
purseygirl

Karma never skips a beat 🎵😎

7 hours ago
Double-Pool-2452

He still came in the next day, though right..

7 hours ago
RobsGarage

So.. is that murder or suicide?

7 hours ago
bwnsjajd

Good, that's awesome!

I mean. Except for all the customers who caught it. If someone I lover died of an illness they got from a fast food worker who's manager wouldn't let them stay home sick I'd have to make a big show of gutting that manager.

7 hours ago
troller999

Wow you couldve had millions but too dumb to bring a lawsuit

7 hours ago
Reginald_Sockpuppet

self-resolving problem.

7 hours ago
Head-Hunter-Cult

Rebecca, is that you?

7 hours ago
Vaportrail

I worked at McD's for all of 3 months, hired because my g/f and the GM got along. The shift manager had it in for me and would have me do a complete trash run, like 90 min of work and send me home. She had nothing to say when I called her out on the pattern. Lots of other drama going on too.

They were OBSESSED with the lil' clock when you're prepping food, too. I dunno, it was a weird job.

7 hours ago
Legio-V-Alaudae

7 hours ago
lImbus924

if true, then that's just fafo, right ?

7 hours ago
M4nofstee1

And?

7 hours ago
OnlineJohn84

Source: Τrust me bro

7 hours ago
Dire_Seagull

Probably fake, but also illegal for both the manager to ask and the worker to comply.

7 hours ago
FoxTailedGamer

Let's hear it for instant karma!!!

7 hours ago
Various_Occasions

/r/thathappened

7 hours ago
Global-Tale4870

Finally, a happy ending story!

7 hours ago
LobsterMountain4036

I was at college with someone who caught swine flu. Needless to say his nickname became pig 🐷

7 hours ago
C00lGuy444

Lmfaooo 🤣 CRAZYYYY KARMA I bet they let you take off from now on……. OH WAIT!? Lmfao

7 hours ago
bugbearmagic

Internet is 99.9% fake garbage. I feel bad for future generations. The early stages of the internet were a genuine leap for education.

7 hours ago
Lost-Dragonfruit-367

Corporate culture. It’s brilliance is only exceeded by its greed

7 hours ago
joittine

All's well that ends well, I suppose.

7 hours ago
Ok_Wait58

Just put the fries in the bag /s

7 hours ago
thegingerbuddha

Well that's fucking karma for you

7 hours ago
AcceptableIce289

No corporation has ever cared if someone died before. The hassle of hiring another is at the helm.

7 hours ago
JASCO47

Its possible, happened a lot to the COVID deniers.

PS, did he schedule it at least 1 months in advance in writing and have it cleared with upper management?

7 hours ago
unhingedsociopath224

Doubtful, but honestly? If real? Earned.

7 hours ago
carlrieman

Thank you for your many years of service, here is coupon for 10% off on your next purchase.

7 hours ago
myotheraccount2023

Good story.

7 hours ago
Chiparish84

Nobody seems to believe that happened but just in case it did: Karma.

7 hours ago
Zealousideal_Ask3633

It's true I was the manager and died

...I got better

7 hours ago
SemenSphinx

Fake and stupid oppression fantasy, made by a sad and pathetic person, to fool other sad and pathetic people into engagement.

7 hours ago
kingdount

lol

7 hours ago
Kore_Invalid

Look at the pfp think that tells you weather or not this happened

7 hours ago
Ok-Connection6656

I am so tired of this shit. 100% didn't happen. I could make that story up if I wanted to

7 hours ago
DifficultAd6366

Based on the hair color of the individual in the post, this didn’t happen.

7 hours ago
Bownzinho

My thought is that if you believe that happened then there is no hope for you.

7 hours ago
chumbucket77

Why do people make things up

7 hours ago
Draculeesa

Bosses in the 2000’s were complete jerks to teenagers

7 hours ago
MattMcdoodle

i worked at mcd as a young adult, they didnt let me attend my own art show. i called in sick and didnt even pretend to sound sick

7 hours ago
yougotthewrongdude

My mother told me to only speak good of the dead

The manager died

Good

-some white lady im completely blankin on her name

7 hours ago
LawfulnessDry2214

That would really be ironic if this actually happened

7 hours ago
R4GGER

Good for him

7 hours ago
Embarrassed_Aside_76

If your Maccies threatens to fire you for being sick, just leave that job.

Legitimately the best option you have, stick to your rights

7 hours ago
Odd_Intern405

I do not believe in Karma…but this one is nice.

7 hours ago
RutzButtercup

I had the swine flu. I woould say this pretty much worked out for the best.

7 hours ago
Jonguar2

Karma

7 hours ago
floppydonkeydck

6 hours ago
Tim_J_Drake3

Fake

6 hours ago
HOTSCHMALZ

Never forget who died for worker's rights, like this manager

6 hours ago
Biscuits4u2

This is how the culture works in literally every restaurant I've ever worked in. Zero fucks given about any sickness by management or the rest of the staff. No matter the reason they will curse your name if it means they have to do one single minute of extra work.

6 hours ago
biigsnook

Receipts?

6 hours ago
ProbablyMaybeWrong69

Plot twist, death had nothing to do with swine flu.

6 hours ago
SnooPandas5070

"Stupid is as stupid does" -Forest Gump

6 hours ago
Shadowfox7788

So, I know it's not the same, but I had 3 different occasions where bullies of mine ended up dying later in life. I'll explain.

7th grade - guy used to give me wedgies and just overall pick on me throughout 7th and 8th grade. Later found out he was driving a van, didn't see a construction zone, ejected and killed.

Early college - working in a warehouse when a guy pulled a knife on me. He was overall very antagonistic and just not a great person in general. Found out he had a head over handlebars motorcycle accident and fell off an Interstate overpass into traffic below.

Also early college - just a big d-bag who treated me like crap. Found out he also had a fatal motorcycle accident.

Not saying that if you mess with me, it won't turn out great for you, but just kinda weird how that happened.

6 hours ago
shastadakota

What a shame! Anyway........

6 hours ago
BreakfastBeneficial4

So is this just the sub where a woman says anything and then everybody calls her a liar?

6 hours ago
GrimDawnFan11

Sounds fake and made up.

6 hours ago
Certain_Nothing7942

green hair, excessive makeup, yeah she’s a compulsive liar

6 hours ago
LiminalSapien

sounds like it worked out then

6 hours ago
Parking-Mess-66

Was it worth it?

6 hours ago
desmorck

The ultimate revenge

6 hours ago
djjwpa

Karma. They do this to nurses too. Really dumb.

6 hours ago
TestSubjuct

https://preview.redd.it/smrpimgo6vbf1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cfbd354d99c6518239fa58d75f1a6875884c2d7

6 hours ago
Breedab1eB0y

Don't worry, managers for big companies are just as replaceable as you are. No matter how high you climb the corporate ladder, there's another you to take your place the moment you fall.

6 hours ago
gerredy

And then everybody clapped

6 hours ago
Potato_Coma_69

6 hours ago
Ok-Explanation-9208

Next time maybe you go Burger King.

6 hours ago
Listening_Heads

I worked at McDonald’s in the early/mid-90s as a teenager.

One night, I stole my mom’s credit card to subscribe to a porn site (not many free sites back then). The next day I was working the grill at McDs and my mom called and the manager answered. He handed me the phone and my mom went apeshit on me for all the charges on her card. The manager could hear all of it. I hung up and said I needed to go home and he let me without any resistance.

So, if McDonald’s will let you go home for a porn emergency, I bet they would let you go home for the flu.

6 hours ago
Additional_Ad_8131

Did he die during personal time or during company time? Because if he died during company time, this is clearly a reason to be fired.

6 hours ago
Beneficial_Long_6280

Maybe he wanted to die.

6 hours ago
BoredandTypin

Nice try AI!

6 hours ago
CustomCarNerd

I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen “ for $300 Alex!

6 hours ago
Which-North-2100

Is the swine ok?

6 hours ago
MasterOutlaw

The comments are something else.

It’s likely a fabrication that this manager got sick and actually died, but a company like McDonald’s would definitely make a big deal about you coming in to work anyway even if you were sick enough to be vomiting.

6 hours ago
Agile_Future_1432

😆

5 hours ago
davanger1980

Soooo it all worked out in the end.

5 hours ago
Bitter-Voice-479

My humour broke

5 hours ago
DrejkSR

Green hair - yeah it never happened.

5 hours ago
Positive_Guarantee58

Well i mean i have instances where my temp is up near 40f and wanted to call out but took tyrenol and worked until boss realized im about to collapse and send me home. Since then she nvr doubted me when i say i need day off ..

5 hours ago
brittleknight

Put this in justice served

5 hours ago
DamnedDirtyHuman

https://preview.redd.it/b6aetltigvbf1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aec473bf14edf40e17e614357b96c0cdca0482f

5 hours ago
PsychologicalEmu

Grifter.

5 hours ago
SheriffBartholomew

I too have a totally made-up history with McDonald's!

5 hours ago
Stallie_XwX

Eh good riddance if it's true

5 hours ago
SpecterReborn

Doesn't surprise me if a pig died by swine flu.

5 hours ago
Bworm98

Karma at its finest.

5 hours ago
Neat-Ad5471

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

5 hours ago
Natural-Dealer3786

goof story, sadly it never happend

5 hours ago
JohnnyDerpington

I was in the national guard, wife was a nurse and had a co worker travel outside the US and came back and gave her the swine flu and she gave it to me. Guard made me attend our 2 week annual training anyways, got worse and they sent me home. I gave it to EVERYONE and they got stuck being quarantined for two weeks with no TV or anything.

Everyone hated me afterwards lol and they tried making me pay back the money I paid for the training, which I never did.

5 hours ago
Top-Brief7523

Have trouble believing your green hair

5 hours ago
No_Roof0642

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4 hours ago
celteen

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4 hours ago
Easykiln

Exaggerated, but a very real issue nonetheless. People using sick days is for the public good.

4 hours ago
mBBurns

And then everyone clapped

4 hours ago
ilovethedraft

Natural selection at work

Pun intended

4 hours ago
0utriderZero

Yes and I bet you clearly remember fighting the Hun in the trenches during WWI with Baldric and Captain Blackadder.

4 hours ago
mikejnsx

lol if teal, that's karma, is very plausible being in America

4 hours ago
QuadraQ

Instant karma

4 hours ago