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Europeans are harsh..

Europeans are harsh..
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22 hours ago
Dikheed

The opening statement.

21 hours ago
Snoo-88912

Yup. The urge to sodomize you're grammer...

21 hours ago
Thykothaken

17 hours ago
TheDunwichWhore

I read it and started hyperventilating. I know it’s bait but my neurodivergence won’t allow me to let it go.

Feelin like Doc Schultz at the end of Django.

20 hours ago
discerningpervert

Sodomizer of flies always gets me

19 hours ago
RCesther0

I'm French and I have no clue.

9 hours ago
zeptimius

"Feelin" needs an apostrophe at the end.

19 hours ago
Comfortable_Studio37

https://i.redd.it/ntpwb7ivawbf1.gif

18 hours ago
TheDunwichWhore

Dawg, this exactly.

14 hours ago
CharmingTeam156

Every time I see shultz I immediately think about sergeant shultz from hogan’s heroes and in this context is even funnier

https://preview.redd.it/pvsezcsbywbf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd15d60ed599a51a957e642a9e5a2d460fabfa0f

16 hours ago
Hamlenain

Feel you so much.

17 hours ago
Memignorance

Actually, it should be written "thats bait", the apostrophe is only for plural of "that". 

21 hours ago
bucolucas

Nice bait bro

21 hours ago
finger_licking_robot

its called a´postophe, but nobody is percrec

21 hours ago
Dry-Difference-396

Weather yuo sufefr fronn dislescya or nott, I cam bet yuo wilI be abble too reade this withuot any problen.

19 hours ago
slobs_burgers

It was a master bait

20 hours ago
Difficult-Bobcat-857

Nice bait, bro.

20 hours ago
Sweet_Concept3383

Ah, a fellow sodomite I see.

21 hours ago
Dry-Difference-396

Enculeur de mouche = sodomiseur de diptère.

19 hours ago
wholesomechunk

Actually..

21 hours ago
GerbilHands

...but its multiple word's!

21 hours ago
Sporketeer

You're either Baldrick or Blackadder and I'm really not sure which.

20 hours ago
phantom_gain

There is being pedantic though and then there is correcting an illiterate person. It is not the same

20 hours ago
OderWieOderWatJunge

So cheap 🙄

20 hours ago
chipshot

Or. Every day Redditor

18 hours ago
EarlGreyDuck

Right?! They should have used a colon instead of an ellipsis.

17 hours ago
redditusernaeme

😏

16 hours ago
Herr-Trigger86

Your right. Its bait. Hope someone have a worst reaction then me.

👀

12 hours ago
-Frank-Lloyd-Wrong-

I can’t look away

1 hour ago
Barniye

How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?

The correct term is ‘replace’

22 hours ago
Warm-Language-8076

Lmaoo

21 hours ago
traumfisch

Laughing your ass off off?

20 hours ago
MaitreGEEK

lmaooym

19 hours ago
Far-Shake-97

Laughing my ass off off young man

16 hours ago
Snoo-88912

SUBSTITUTE, I dare say!

21 hours ago
a_trane13

Substitute implies the new lightbulb is not exactly the same model as the old lightbulb

20 hours ago
polyspastos

and only stays for this weekend

19 hours ago
Free_Juggernaut8292

the correct term is also change

21 hours ago
[deleted]

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18 hours ago
Free_Juggernaut8292

im too lazy i just live in darkness

18 hours ago
Zwiwwelsupp

Not necessarily.

21 hours ago
Tartan_Samurai

'Sodomizer of flies', the French always have best put downs lol

22 hours ago
42stingray

I slap my balls on it

22 hours ago
Pyrhan

It's closer to "I slap my balls about it". ("Je m'en bat les couilles.")

Now, if you'l excuse me, I have some flies to sodomize...

21 hours ago
fucking_4_virginity

Dont forget to slap you're ball while your at it.

20 hours ago
Pyrhan

* Don 't forget to slap your balls while you're at it.

20 hours ago
RohelTheConqueror

Ah mais quel enculeur de mouches celui-là !

20 hours ago
la__chose

Il est connu dans le domaine :)

19 hours ago
cookiedanslesac

Quelle mouche t'as piqué pour que tu prennes la mouche si vite ?

19 hours ago
New-Let-3630

instructions unclear, slapped my balls on flies

18 hours ago
Bossitron12

Italian has the same saying with the exact same meaning

"me ne sbatto i coglioni"

Wonder if Romans had the same saying and we just both kept it

17 hours ago
CautiousSalad8535

Italians have that too (Me ne sbatto le palle)

20 hours ago
Bolieve_That

we're all the same when we think about it

19 hours ago
Crunchy-Illuminati

“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” French soldier

22 hours ago
Pyrhan

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

This bit has a hidden meaning.

Hamsters are known for their reproductive prowess, and elderberries were used to make elderberry wine.

So, effectively, it means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunkard"...

21 hours ago
freakin_fracken

Thank you! I always thought the elderberry was just a gay slur, but that would only make sense if they also used the term "fruity". Drunkard makes much more sense and is honestly a better insult.

20 hours ago
MasterBlasteroni

In Belgium we say 'antfucker' a little similar but it does the job!

20 hours ago
streamer3222

The translation is « enculeur de mouches » (meaning, ‘nitpicker’). I didn't know such an expression existed. Well, now you know! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21 hours ago
raidenversic

I'm French and I didn't know either :')

15 hours ago
Mountain_Cat_cold

About the same in Danish, though I would translate it to "fly-fucker"

21 hours ago
Commando_NL

We almost use the same in Netherlands: 'ant-fucker"

18 hours ago
MarioSpaghettioli

Flueknepper!

18 hours ago
Capable_Tumbleweed34

Sorry, could you repeat that, but without the potatoes in your mouth please?

16 hours ago
cooolcooolio

In Denmark we agree with the French as we call them 'fly fuckers'

21 hours ago
RohelTheConqueror

You call us what now?

20 hours ago
Potential_Flower7533

We say that in Danish as well but more like flyfucker

21 hours ago
RipOdd9001

Their racist epithet for Italians is macaroni. I read that in my French book le gimmick.

21 hours ago
GronkDaSlayer

That's still better than the one for the Brits: Rosbif (roast beef) Usually tho, instead of saying: un italien, they'll say: un rital.

21 hours ago
gregsting

During the coal mine period, they were called “mangeu de tube” in Belgium, meaning “tube eaters” as a reference to spaghetti

19 hours ago
Federal_Cicada_4799

Enculeur de mouche translate more to "fly ass-fucker".

21 hours ago
Minimum-Cicada7178

In the Netherlands we call them "antfuckers".

22 hours ago
SleepyCloudsurfer

Same in the flemisch part of Belgium : mierenneuken

21 hours ago
LobsterLaunch

Is het niet miereneuken?

Of mierepoepen in het Vlaams?

20 hours ago
Divolinon

Niet sinds de nieuwe spelling.

8 hours ago
ApatheticNorwegian

Flisespikker 🇳🇴

21 hours ago
Coolpabloo7

I hate to be the person.... but assuming German has just one expression for such an important job is pathetic. Besides Erbsenzähler (counter of peas) we have Fliegenbeinzähler (Counter of fly legs) Korinthenkakker (shitter of Currants), Haarspalter (splitter of hairs), klugscheisser (Shitter of smarts), Krümelkakker (shitting crumbs), kleinkariert (small checkered), kleingeist (Small mind). In dialects there are many more like Difleschisser (spitting small dots).

If you want it more formal one could use Paragrafenreiter (rider of paragraphs). Probably I am forgetting some. Feel free to add more.

21 hours ago
DeepMenlyVoice

And thanks to the youth we also have since a couple of years the phrase Korrekturensohn.

18 hours ago
Chris56855865

I don't speak German, but please tell me that's a wordplay on hurensohn

11 hours ago
Charming_Volume_8613

It is.

8 hours ago
derkuhlekurt

Korrektur means correction, you already guessed the second part of the word play.

Im german, i have never heard this before (guess im too old) and i love it.

8 hours ago
Anders_142536

In eastern austria we also have I-tupferl-reida (I-Tupfen-Reiter), which means "rider of the dot on top of an i" or "i-dot-rider"

20 hours ago
CodSoggy7238

In my region in Germany we call them millimeter ficker

20 hours ago
BeeGrowing

Thank you ❤️

21 hours ago
AltFischer4

It is Korinthenkacker mit einem ck

20 hours ago
Angy-Person

Ckorintenkagger

17 hours ago
FixLaudon

Austria here. Adding "Semmelzähler" (counter of bread rolls) and "I-Tüpferl-Reiter" (rider of the dot on the "i") to the lot. I also remember "Schoudawiafla" (one who plays dice with granulated stone) but it's veeery local.
I'm sure there's more though, since we have nine regions and even more alpine valleys so it would be bold to assume there's less than at least twenty different variants.

19 hours ago
MisterXnumberidk

Krentenkakker is also Dutch for someone who's rich but refuses to spend money

From which we derive the word kakker (shitter), a slang word to describe posh people

20 hours ago
Ecclypto

To be honest I am a bit surprised. I always thought that the Germans have a genetic predisposition for ordnung

20 hours ago
Opposite-Cucumber487

You don't one up others in their Ordnung and tell it to their face, you make a mental note and talk shit behind their back, like a civilised person.

19 hours ago
YellowOnline

*Ordnung

7 hours ago
Immediate-Still-8170

Beside that are in my opinion Erbsenzähler (counter of peas) and Korinthenkacker (shitter of Currants) mostly not persons who correct everybody in grammar and spelling, but are mainly people who want to be very precise. The word pedants does match, but not the definition in brackets.

A person who corrects others regarding grammar and spelling is more the Klugscheisser (Shitter of smarts), or not?

hmm, am I a Korinthenkacker, Erbsenzähler or Klugscheisser now? :D ;)

19 hours ago
Ashamed-Character838

You lied. You love to be that person.

19 hours ago
LobsterLaunch

Besserscheisser I’ve been called too.

20 hours ago
AltFischer4

Besserwisser (betterknower) or Klugscheißer (smartshitter) but surely not besserscheißer

20 hours ago
LobsterLaunch

Then I can correct the in-laws next time 😂

20 hours ago
yongo2807

Korinthenkacker*.

20 hours ago
Coolpabloo7

Besserwisser. 😜

19 hours ago
DmReku

Atleast Tüpflischisser is correct

21 hours ago
EvolvedA

In Austria it is "i-Tüpferlreiter"

20 hours ago
Herz_aus_Stahl

And I wondered what that Swiss one would be, thx.

19 hours ago
AmputeeHandModel

*At least

14 hours ago
DmReku

Du Tüpflischisser

14 hours ago
CorkusHawks

Pilkunnussija. Torilla tavataan!

21 hours ago
HIRIV

https://preview.redd.it/7a6wc98ynvbf1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1f683027921689b6cf142ca739e5b5a2f2b232

20 hours ago
joittine

Torille! Kaikki pilkunviilaajat!

21 hours ago
RRautamaa

There should be a comma in the place of the first exclamation mark.

15 hours ago
TehMorko

Kielioppi on tärkeää, jotta erotetaan juhannussima teemukissa ja Juhan nussima Teemu-kissa.

19 hours ago
Kiljukotka

Tortillat avataan!

19 hours ago
RRautamaa

If you want to be polite, you can use pilkunviilaaja "comma filer" ("file" as the woodworking tool).

15 hours ago
nurgole

To-ril-la

20 hours ago
benevolent_defiance

Nulkunpissijä!

17 hours ago
-Havery-

In America it's correctile dysfunction.

22 hours ago
SmilingStones

Lmao

21 hours ago
polyspastos

so many people mess it up it becomes correct

19 hours ago
Wabbit65

I'm so stealing that

19 hours ago
Chiparish84

We use pilkunnussijaa (comma fker) also in many other occasions. It's usually just a nit-picking little fker who can't see the joke in anything and keeps shit dead serious.

21 hours ago
Historical-Pie-5052

Sodomizer of Flies. Are you sure that's not a death metal band out of Finland?

21 hours ago
FinnSkk93

Am finnish, and thought the same. And I love metal 😀

18 hours ago
DMTwolf

that opening sentence is rage bait lol

20 hours ago
Psalm27_1-3

YOUR spelling and GRAMMAR

22 hours ago
wobbly_doo

Sodomizer of flies right here

21 hours ago
OrangeThrower

Damn. Yall really see bait and be like oh I can correct this.

19 hours ago
Snoo-88912

How do you proceed with sodomising your flies, dear Redditor?

20 hours ago
Longshadowman

Enculeur de mouches, voilà !

21 hours ago
Maj0r-DeCoverley

Pedant ! Cuistre !

18 hours ago
Global-Tale4870

In Italy I don't know how to properly translate it, but the concept is "he/she who can shit dicks". So maybe "dickshitter" or something.

21 hours ago
olddoglearnsnewtrick

In Italy we use the broader "cagacazzi" (dick shitter) or "scassaminchia" (dick destroyer)

21 hours ago
Ok-Plan-3153

*your

18 hours ago
Life_Indication1190

Sodomizer of ants ( Belgium) or mosquito Sifter ( Belgium)

21 hours ago
HaloJonez

Wait, flies have an asshole?

21 hours ago
BoringEntropist

Yup, they have those. Assholes are actually one of the oldest organs complex animals have. A long, long time ago animals only had one hole to eat food and expel waste (think jelly fish or sea anemones). But this is rather inefficient if you crawl around in the mud and don't want to stop every time you have to go to the toilet. So, a through gut evolved in the clade we call bilateria (literally means two-siders). It goes even as far that we can split them into two groups depending if the first opening developed by an embryo turns into an anus or not (we humans are deuterostomes, btw).

14 hours ago
JoshuaGraham2137

Pierdolenie kotka za pomocą młotka roughly translates to fucking a kitten with a hammer

21 hours ago
Hooooolaquetal

In Spain “Talibán ortográfico “ or “Grammar taliban”

21 hours ago
IndomitablePotato

I would rather use tiquismiquis although it's a broader term

7 hours ago
Eldr1tchB1rd

Rare France W

20 hours ago
Seabrook76

Goddam, France…..

19 hours ago
francisco_DANKonia

I like Finland's insult. The others are just generic insults

19 hours ago
lImbus924

your*

and

grammar*

20 hours ago
Snacks75

Love the bait... "you're" instead of your, "grammer" instead of grammar. If you say anything, you are instantly implicated and insulted yourself. LOL. Adam Sharp is ten steps ahead.

21 hours ago
Character_Past5515

In belgium we call it mierenneuker, translated in english that means antf*cker.

21 hours ago
Adventurous-Big-6195

Little dot shitter is correct, can confirm

21 hours ago
ialsohaveadobro

"Sodomizer of Flies" is my favorite Pig Destroyer album

21 hours ago
Significant_Book9930

I can pass on grammar errors but if you spell lose as loose like a moron I just can't let it go lol.

20 hours ago
Strange_Historian999

*your.

20 hours ago
Murky_Sandwich4865

*Your

20 hours ago
Nyardyn

German/Austrian: Korinthenkacker = raisin shitter

19 hours ago
SadAdult77658

Y-O-U-R means your Y-O-U-R’E means you are

19 hours ago
WhyTeaNotCoffee

Your*

19 hours ago
AngryCrawdad

In Denmark we call them 'flueknepper' which is someone who has sex with flies.

16 hours ago
EgoTwister

Languagenazi. The Netherlands 

5 hours ago
midnattblues

Yep. Flisespikkeri

5 hours ago
Traditional-Month698

The French correct your language more than they breath

20 hours ago