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Europeans are harsh..
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The opening statement.
I read it and started hyperventilating. I know it’s bait but my neurodivergence won’t allow me to let it go.
Feelin like Doc Schultz at the end of Django.
Sodomizer of flies always gets me
"Feelin" needs an apostrophe at the end.
Dawg, this exactly.
Feel you so much.
Every time I see shultz I immediately think about sergeant shultz from hogan’s heroes and in this context is even funnier
Yup. The urge to sodomize you're grammer...
Said with a motorhome accent it's just fine.
Actually, it should be written "thats bait", the apostrophe is only for plural of "that".
Nice bait bro
its called a´postophe, but nobody is percrec
Weather yuo sufefr fronn dislescya or nott, I cam bet yuo wilI be abble too reade this withuot any problen.
It was a master bait
Ah, a fellow sodomite I see.
Enculeur de mouche = sodomiseur de diptère.
Actually..
...but its multiple word's!
You're either Baldrick or Blackadder and I'm really not sure which.
There is being pedantic though and then there is correcting an illiterate person. It is not the same
So cheap 🙄
Or. Every day Redditor
It's also nonsense, nobody says any of those anywhere other than Google results.
Right?! They should have used a colon instead of an ellipsis.
😏
How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?
The correct term is ‘replace’
Lmaoo
Laughing your ass off off?
lmaooym
Laughing my ass off off young man
SUBSTITUTE, I dare say!
Substitute implies the new lightbulb is not exactly the same model as the old lightbulb
and only stays for this weekend
the correct term is also change
So how many of you does it take to change a lightbulb
im too lazy i just live in darkness
Not necessarily.
'Sodomizer of flies', the French always have best put downs lol
I slap my balls on it
It's closer to "I slap my balls about it". ("Je m'en bat les couilles.")
Now, if you'l excuse me, I have some flies to sodomize...
Dont forget to slap you're ball while your at it.
* Don 't forget to slap your balls while you're at it.
Ah mais quel enculeur de mouches celui-là !
Il est connu dans le domaine :)
Quelle mouche t'as piqué pour que tu prennes la mouche si vite ?
instructions unclear, slapped my balls on flies
Italian has the same saying with the exact same meaning
"me ne sbatto i coglioni"
Wonder if Romans had the same saying and we just both kept it
Italians have that too (Me ne sbatto le palle)
we're all the same when we think about it
“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” French soldier
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
This bit has a hidden meaning.
Hamsters are known for their reproductive prowess, and elderberries were used to make elderberry wine.
So, effectively, it means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunkard"...
Thank you! I always thought the elderberry was just a gay slur, but that would only make sense if they also used the term "fruity". Drunkard makes much more sense and is honestly a better insult.
In Belgium we say 'antfucker' a little similar but it does the job!
The translation is « enculeur de mouches » (meaning, ‘nitpicker’). I didn't know such an expression existed. Well, now you know! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm French and I didn't know either :')
About the same in Danish, though I would translate it to "fly-fucker"
We almost use the same in Netherlands: 'ant-fucker"
Flueknepper!
We say that in Danish as well but more like flyfucker
In Denmark we agree with the French as we call them 'fly fuckers'
You call us what now?
Enculeur de mouche translate more to "fly ass-fucker".
Their racist epithet for Italians is macaroni. I read that in my French book le gimmick.
That's still better than the one for the Brits: Rosbif (roast beef) Usually tho, instead of saying: un italien, they'll say: un rital.
During the coal mine period, they were called “mangeu de tube” in Belgium, meaning “tube eaters” as a reference to spaghetti
In the Netherlands we call them "antfuckers".
Same in the flemisch part of Belgium : mierenneuken
I hate to be the person.... but assuming German has just one expression for such an important job is pathetic. Besides Erbsenzähler (counter of peas) we have Fliegenbeinzähler (Counter of fly legs) Korinthenkakker (shitter of Currants), Haarspalter (splitter of hairs), klugscheisser (Shitter of smarts), Krümelkakker (shitting crumbs), kleinkariert (small checkered), kleingeist (Small mind). In dialects there are many more like Difleschisser (spitting small dots).
If you want it more formal one could use Paragrafenreiter (rider of paragraphs). Probably I am forgetting some. Feel free to add more.
Thank you ❤️
In eastern austria we also have I-tupferl-reida (I-Tupfen-Reiter), which means "rider of the dot on top of an i" or "i-dot-rider"
In my region in Germany we call them millimeter ficker
It is Korinthenkacker mit einem ck
Ckorintenkagger
Austria here. Adding "Semmelzähler" (counter of bread rolls) and "I-Tüpferl-Reiter" (rider of the dot on the "i") to the lot. I also remember "Schoudawiafla" (one who plays dice with granulated stone) but it's veeery local.
I'm sure there's more though, since we have nine regions and even more alpine valleys so it would be bold to assume there's less than at least twenty different variants.
And thanks to the youth we also have since a couple of years the phrase Korrekturensohn.
To be honest I am a bit surprised. I always thought that the Germans have a genetic predisposition for ordnung
You don't one up others in their Ordnung and tell it to their face, you make a mental note and talk shit behind their back, like a civilised person.
Krentenkakker is also Dutch for someone who's rich but refuses to spend money
From which we derive the word kakker (shitter), a slang word to describe posh people
Beside that are in my opinion Erbsenzähler (counter of peas) and Korinthenkacker (shitter of Currants) mostly not persons who correct everybody in grammar and spelling, but are mainly people who want to be very precise. The word pedants does match, but not the definition in brackets.
A person who corrects others regarding grammar and spelling is more the Klugscheisser (Shitter of smarts), or not?
hmm, am I a Korinthenkacker, Erbsenzähler or Klugscheisser now? :D ;)
Korinthenkacker*.
Besserwisser. 😜
Besserscheisser I’ve been called too.
Besserwisser (betterknower) or Klugscheißer (smartshitter) but surely not besserscheißer
Then I can correct the in-laws next time 😂
You forgot "Hurensohn"
Flisespikker 🇳🇴
never heard anyone say it in my entire life. mostly we just use the first discriminating slur we can think of.
Atleast Tüpflischisser is correct
In Austria it is "i-Tüpferlreiter"
And I wondered what that Swiss one would be, thx.
*At least
Du Tüpflischisser
In America it's correctile dysfunction.
Lmao
so many people mess it up it becomes correct
I'm so stealing that
Pilkunnussija. Torilla tavataan!
Torille! Kaikki pilkunviilaajat!
Kielioppi on tärkeää, jotta erotetaan juhannussima teemukissa ja Juhan nussima Teemu-kissa.
Tortillat avataan!
We use pilkunnussijaa (comma fker) also in many other occasions. It's usually just a nit-picking little fker who can't see the joke in anything and keeps shit dead serious.
Sodomizer of Flies. Are you sure that's not a death metal band out of Finland?
Am finnish, and thought the same. And I love metal 😀
YOUR spelling and GRAMMAR
Sodomizer of flies right here
How do you proceed with sodomising your flies, dear Redditor?
Damn. Yall really see bait and be like oh I can correct this.
Totally beat me to it. I'm a pedant and I own it
Enculeur de mouches, voilà !
that opening sentence is rage bait lol
In Italy I don't know how to properly translate it, but the concept is "he/she who can shit dicks". So maybe "dickshitter" or something.
*your
Wait, flies have an asshole?
Yup, they have those. Assholes are actually one of the oldest organs complex animals have. A long, long time ago animals only had one hole to eat food and expel waste (think jelly fish or sea anemones). But this is rather inefficient if you crawl around in the mud and don't want to stop every time you have to go to the toilet. So, a through gut evolved in the clade we call bilateria (literally means two-siders). It goes even as far that we can split them into two groups depending if the first opening developed by an embryo turns into an anus or not (we humans are deuterostomes, btw).
In Italy we use the broader "cagacazzi" (dick shitter) or "scassaminchia" (dick destroyer)
Rare France W
Goddam, France…..
I like Finland's insult. The others are just generic insults
your*
and
grammar*
Sodomizer of ants ( Belgium) or mosquito Sifter ( Belgium)
Love the bait... "you're" instead of your, "grammer" instead of grammar. If you say anything, you are instantly implicated and insulted yourself. LOL. Adam Sharp is ten steps ahead.
In belgium we call it mierenneuker, translated in english that means antf*cker.
Pierdolenie kotka za pomocą młotka roughly translates to fucking a kitten with a hammer
"Sodomizer of Flies" is my favorite Pig Destroyer album
In Spain “Talibán ortográfico “
I can pass on grammar errors but if you spell lose as loose like a moron I just can't let it go lol.
*your.
*Your
German/Austrian: Korinthenkacker = raisin shitter
Y-O-U-R means your Y-O-U-R’E means you are
Your*
In Denmark we call them 'flueknepper' which is someone who has sex with flies.
The French correct your language more than they breath
*your spelling
And *grammAr
In Denmark “flyfucker”
Your, not you're
*your
Your…
Erbsenzähler? Das Wort habe ich noch nie gehört.
the “you’re” in the original tweet is diabolical
Currant Shitter (Germany)
Whiddler of woodchips if definitely my favorite, and i will find uses for it in my day to day life.
You nearly got me there. I'm not going to sodomise this fly.
As a highly educated and functioning but serious dyslexic person, I have a lot of color metaphors for these people. I also take probably too much pleasure correcting their basic math a physics mistakes.
Flyfucker in danish
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