I used to always pull the stickers off the cube and place them back as if I solved the puzzle. Everyone thought I was amazingly smart and good with puzzles. I still keep my secret of being just a regular idiot.
Being an idiot who can fool others into thinking you’re smart can take your far in life
You could become president , apparently.
And now you're exposed
This meme is so IRL
Very easy to solve once you've shit your pants 🤦🏻♂️
Walking in the front door, the body naturally relaxes and nature calls, but the decision has been made whether you get the belt off or not, and in that panic I have unzipped my fly to physically pinch the line
I love Samesies! If you liked watching Tires on Netflix then watch this
It's the same as with the printers, you can't let them know you are scared.
Use suspenders bro , it's in fashion in France
When you suddenly go from needing to pee slightly to nearly pissing yourself as your fumble for your keys at the front door, especially after a night on the sauce.
Buy a ratcheting belt. So easy to get on and remove. Plus, it's nice to easily be able to loosen after a good meal.
Same thing with my keys when I REALLY REALLY need to piss and I’m trying to get into my apartment.
This reminds me of a reddit post I once saw that suggested a game show where contestants take a strong laxative, then have to solve a series of puzzles to unlock a toilet.
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