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If I married her, why would I ask her to change who she was, I want to bang the blue chick.
All good until the rampancy kicks in. Then she gets even freakier
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 you say?
How did you do that?
Are you talking about the freaky font? I would like to know the sorcery behind this as well.
Indeed I am and sorcery it is.
Hang on I think you got the wrong one
Is that from the fifth element?
The filfth element.
NO NOT THAT ONE! wait...maybe that one too. I am into tall, strong women as well. Def still prefer the darker blue morph scales though.
Counterpoint, Asari from Mass effect.
First time I've ever seen this meme used in the original context lol
The correct use of this gif.
Turns out, you are one of the Blue Men Group….
YO LISTEN UP
Let's be honest she would be using this power to test if u cheating long b4 she uses it to look like the girl u want to b with
Ok but if she's doing a celebrity crush then it's fair game. I mean what are the odds of that ever happening? In this scenario an X-Men is less rare.
You going to risk that logic with mystique?
If I were her I would randomly change into whoever fucks me at that moment just for fun.
I came for the blussy and ima stand by it
I bet it's lilac instead of pink 😏
How do we know the blue chick is her true form?
That's how she looks when asleep or unconscious.
I prefer women of color…(the blue chick from Avatar and green chick from Guardians of the Galaxy)
And she was ashamed of who she really was, could only ever feel ok pretending to be somebody else. Tragic, I know some people like that irl
“I wanna get my dick all blue.” - James Cameron
Obviously, except for Henry Cavill. That's the exception
So like... Does natural form, blue mystique have Lady bits?
Exactly she is perfection as she is.
My thought exactly
Same. And I mean if we're confining this to the options in the picture she's the only woman of color. Not all of us are into white chicks and/or superman.
Or she can bang you, either way, it's a win win situation
This is what I was thinking, like I’m sorry have you SEEN her though???
Mystique would teach OP how to crop an image.
I see what you did there
Some of it at least.
Wow, I actually decrypted the missing part!
How do you teach a repost bot how to crop stolen posts?
Nothing wrong with it. If you removed the white borders, it would look bad with the letters being so close the the edge of the screen
They are referring to the buttons at the bottom.
Damn ngl I thought those were mine since I have an android too lol
Mystique: “I can be literally anyone on the planet past or present but all you ever want is Danny Devito every single time!”
Me: “Not true, sometimes I throw in Danny Devito as the Lorax too to spice things up, give me some credit here”
I don't think I could handle Danny Devito as Wolverine.
Penguin from Batman Returns deserves a few turns
LOL
Henry Cavill just sneaking in 😅 I wouldn't say no, though.
Add the mustache and I’m in
Cavil was a perfect Superman, I haven’t seen the new one yet, but I hope it lives up to the hype.
I loved Man of Steel, I thought it was great. I dunno why people shit on it so hard. He did a phenomenal job, his performance was spectacular.
I think they were more mad about the sequels (Justice League team movies), he had a lot of love from his debut, but those Justice League movies ruined it.
I don't care how bad the writing is most of the time. I'm just happy to see characters I love on the big screen. It's a bonus enjoying the movie.
Exactly how I feel. It's awesome seeing the characters come to life. Could the writing and storyline be better? Sure, but its awesome seeing superheroes in action.
He was great as Suoerman, everything else around him in those movies was pretty bad though
I enjoyed em lmao. yeah the CGI was shit and Jesse eisenberg was terrible but they were neat. Shame Snyder wasn't able to see them through.
Hey, saw the new one already. Henry was a perfect looking Superman, but David Corenswet is probably the greatest Superman put on film (Reeve will always be the GOAT).
Hope everyone gets to see it, it's the most refreshing CBM in years.
He's 28 years old in this gif...
https://i.redd.it/3k2x40lugwbf1.gif
The fact that he did this because his arms were tired from redoing the shot and the director wanted to keep it makes it even better.
reloads arms with malicious intent
Why, when we have The Mummy's Brendan Fraser?
The long hair was insane
As a heterosexual male, if the Man of Steel wants to whisper sweet nothings in my ear and Butcher my Blaviken, who am I to refuse?
Him too
I just refer to him as Superman. Quite a fitting name for him
It's a fun discussion topic to have with close friends, if you had to get railed by a person outside your sexual orientation, who would it be?
Mine is Jason Statham from the 2000s
Imagine telling your wife you want her to look like someone else.
Imagine telling your wife, who is a deadly mutant assassin with lots and lots of friends who are as dangerous if not moreso, that you want her to look like someone else.
Telling your assassin wife who was harrassed and hunted because of her appearance that you want her to look like someone else.
Mystique is pretty freaky in the sack (she's Nightcrawler's father in the comics. Yes, I said father). She would be the one to bring up changing during sex, not me.
OK, bear with me a moment, because I'm just a married dude. But I've known enough women to know that they want to look good because it makes them feel good and much of their insecurity is centered around it. And what is "good" changes depending on a lot of factors. One of those big factors is comparing herself to other women. Ironically, they most often want to look good for each other, and it's rarely about the dude. That said, I think a woman who gained morphing ability would have no issues "improving" herself quite often. You wouldn't have to ask her to look like some celebrity, because she's already comparing herself to them, and if she could morph into them or what she thinks is a better version of them, you know she's doing it. Your girl would be a fucking kaleidoscope of celebrities on a weekly basis. And if she really likes you, she'll probably ask who your type is so that she can be a better version of that. Even if she somehow dodged all that mental anguish by having a really good therapist, and she manages to settle on a version of herself, it will probably be a really fucking hot version of that and she won't ever age or gain weight unless she wants to.
tl;dr: If women could, you wouldn't have to ask.
Imagine having a Wife that doesn’t Cosplay for sex……. Now thats sad.
Putting on an outfit isn't the same as asking her to be a different person homie
Ew why would you want anyone but Henry cavill?
So I can give Danny DeVito the night off.
Please. He'd a machine. He needs no time off.
True.. None of the others will play Warhammer 40k with me
“Monobrow, monobrow, king wants a monobrow! And big flabby grandma arms!”
Holup
Keep the blue… I know what I’m about
Seems pretty cut and dry to me
Seems barely cut and very wet.
All right then, guess I'll see you all in hell.
What a terrible day to be literate.
100% fuck I wish I could unread that
You know what she meant 😝
NO SHREK?????
“Now turn into Alyssa Milano 20 years ago”
Que Quagmires "Alyssa Milano" song
Also…
yes. I mean no, maybe? probably yes
Naw don't treat Mystique that way. You fuck her blue, or you don't fuck. 🙄
Yeah, haha right imagine. crumples up lude LoPunny drawing
adding Henry was a nice touch lol
One of these is not like the other...
You’re right, we need more redheads.
Now imagine her stabbing you in the heart
If we can fuck first worth it
...... that and if you did ask for her to change..... she likely would kill you.
100% if she even wanted to sleep with you asking her to shape-shift sounds like a pretty fast way to get stabbed
This is art.
Wow, to think my wife could have a headache as Denise Richards one night, then be bloated and crampy as Henry Cavill the next…
Holy fuck you win.
TIL that mystique suffers from Albinism underneath that blue.
Yeah, my mind goes towards Tia Carrere, Halle Berry, Pam Grier, and others in their peak forms, not Supergirl or Dany.
Pam Grier is unreal
Does the grip stay th— nevermind.
She can alter her body parts at will...
Just go directly to Henry and hope his dating method works on him 😅
I would have her turn into this picture so I can repost it over and over again
Possibilities of only white people?
I was looking for this for way too long…
Of all the possibilities displayed Henry Cavill is more appealing than all of them combined
Now imagine marrying mystique and morph. 😏
first the lower right hand corner is a fun detail
second like it's so funny that they're like "mystique could look like multiple variations of this one or two closely related looks"
I’m playing Warhammer with Henry cavil every night!!
Take away the blue and scales…Rebecca Romijn or Jennifer Lawrence is just fine by me
Am I the only one that finds her true mutant form far more attractive than any other form she can take?
"Sips bisexual tea"
Multiple Milk flavours ?? Can she do that ??
Ew no disgusting, I would never have her change into Brie Larson
I mean, and lot of people hate her, but it's not because she isn't attractive.
Yes, all of em. We all a lil gay anyway, what’s one Henry Cavill for dat ass on Brice Dallas Howard or those magnificent tits on Sidney Sweeney? Without a doubt.
Forgot Ryan Reynolds
And Frank Reynolds for that matter.
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She’s if your an NPC dating a player that can modify their avatar anytime 😂 she’s PERFECT
One Mr bean is enough thank you.
I'd want her blue and scaly
Those are the possibilities in your head. But you will find the reality is different when you print one of those celebrity or any other women’s face and ask your gf or wife to wear it as mask, when you do her.
Tem caroço nesse angu.
If I have to take a shot in the mouth from Henry Cavill to be with all those women, I’m down to clown.
There are pros and cons I see...what if to fuk with u she turns into your mom or grany when u r inside her clapping 🤯
Ironically, her spouse is blind
Imagine her turning into a customized big tittied Asian milf perfectly tuned to your liking, riding you until you cum, and then mid orgasm she shapeshifts into Nicolas Cage.
No honey, I love you for YOU!
So...can we roll play again tonight? I saw this hot blonde at the store earlier....
Why are you limiting to humans? There is a whole lotta aliens I'd do.
I am with Magneto.
🎶When I think about you, I touch myself 🎶
When she orgasms she accidentally turns into hulk hogan
I'd rather have her ability
You wouldn't have to spice up the marriage because she changes all the time and looks good in every way
op doesn't know how to crop
Imagine being mystique.
Ok, hear me out...
Romijn and Lawrence were both hot AF in blue makeup.
Wowww...hold it right there. 😂
I love that Henry is just slipped in there casually. 😜
I think he's onto something boys.
I would ask her to change to me, then change my name to Life and fuck her
You forgot...
And every other fantasy.
Asking this would probably end your marriage.
BDH is all I'd need
What if she kept Fuc&!ng with you and turned into Wolverine during Sex
Dating a cosplayer is also fun
This is ridiculously niche but this was actually a bit from perhaps the worst parody movie ever made that I can’t remember the name of, does anyone know what I’m on about?
I stick with Monica Bellucci (or Anna kurnikova or Meg Ryan).
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