SipsTea
Yooo...u goin straight to hell bruh😭
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A youngling with impeccable taste I see.
Sips earl grey
Matter of fact I’ll make one for myself now.
Enjoy your nice smelling hot water.
technically all tea... coffee too
Turns on Jeopardy
Not influenced by brainwash beauty standards
Picard pulling that off is more an exception then a rule.
That is 100% factual
He can Picard my Jean-Luc anytime.
My highschool latin teacher said this was her ideal man. Zero judgement.
Larry David is good looking, but Picard is sexy, no homo
bro is living old age at a young age
Every recruiters' dream. A 5 year old with 50 years of experience
Handing out wisdom in between juice boxes
😂😂😂
time to get him some sick new balances.
Guns‘n‘buns
backwards benjamin button
Bro got a free trial
You are the YOUNGEST person EVER!
i know a 26 year old with this hair
Might as well get used to it. He'll look the same in 15-20 years anyway with those genes. 😂
Real life Benjamin Button
First thought
I love you, pumpkin.
Just do a couple of cock push-ups
“YOU HAD ME CLEANING YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT!”
Looks like he just got out of kindergarten and a divorce at the same time
Lil bro is literally Benjamin Button
It's called The Cul De Sac
😂😂😂 ty
The Businessman
The skullet
I've always thought of it as a horseshoe.
In the Church we call it a tonsure.
Fuck that title is sick
I wanted to try out this hairstyle when I was 10 because it looks funny.
Now that I'm middle aged and balding.. yeah.. insecurity
My fault I have enough bald confidence to go around. Want some?
Join us to the dark side dude , shave the head and grow a rad beard
Idk man I think it kinda suits him
I was thinking the same thing.
Really surprising.
I wonder if he should double down with the pattern and go for shirts under open jackets.
Fr
He is an old soul
He‘s so lucky having such a nice uncle.
Carl
Back in the day my buddy was on a serious dry spell so he got his roommate to give him a Dr Phil. He got a gf in like a week.
Could you... break down the process by which that transpired
The process for the Dr Phil or the getting a gf?
Both, if the knowledge is not too powerful for humanity 🙏
TLDR: Alcohol
It started when he was working at Papa Johns and the handbook specified you can't have a beard but you can have a mustache. I'm not sure what transpired after that but one day the roommate shaved the top of his head into a perfect representation of the Dorset cove.
As for the getting a gf bit idk, maybe women like a funny guy who's willing to just be himself? Or maybe she had a hard on for the good Dr?
He knows who’s the father
Bro his mom! His sister! Is gonna chew you alive.
Straight to hell? For being nice to children?
He's a kid, he can carry it off...
When everyone else is chasing youth, and you just say ‘nah’🤣
That's so cute. He must really admire him.
Immediately brought this to mind:
Love it.
Is his neighbor Bill from King of the Hill?
Ron Howard found the fountain of youth, but didn't submerge himself all the way. Rookie mistake.
I don’t know. Looks more like Ralf Mouth with male pattern baldness.
Looks like me
What did Mom say about this?
yo mans skipped growing up and started growing old
Watch it never grow back in like what happened to my dad when my Uncle told him at age 19, if he shaved his head it would grow back in stronger.
He might turn out to be a spy master in Balmora in a few years.
That guy's just an old man with a skooma problem, I don't know what you're talking about.
Sir, do you own a red town car with license plate number 452AGT? Oh, you're only 7. My mistake.
I taught my three 10 year olds how to flip people off the other day. Does that count?
bro got the 40 yo hair cut
Parents should know better than accepting every whim of kids. Funny looking haircut though.
It wasn't parents tho. Was his uncle.
Uncles should know better than posting pictures of their newphew online.
Maybe he will make this a style. The burnt out middle managment look.
Occidental Monk style
Gave bro the culdasac cut
His mom is going to be sooo grateful and happy
"You see Gene, I'm a realist. And everybody knows I've got average size and speed, but I parlayed that into what I would call a very successful hairstyle."
I would be so furious if I were the mom.
That's a satisfied customer
So, he asked for the Ron Howard special?
lmao
The Tonsure is underrated!
Nothin wrong with owning your swag bro
Years ago a neighbor took in a friends kid for a weekend. My neighbor found a head lice on the boy so shaved his head. Sunday night when the friend came to pick up her kid I could hear most of the conversation from inside my house. I don't think they ever saw each other again.
Looks clean 👌
Turns out he was talking about the son
Your nephew is your little sister's kid isn't it...this screams big brother shenanigans
Now he looks like a middle aged irishman
Lil bro don't wait until 30
Awesome!
The stadium look is very common, but the rare cranium cul de sac is more fascinating
He can buy alcohol now
😂😂I wonder what he’ll think when he sees the pictures in future
Looks regal, prince William style.
Bros got a mortgage on the playhouse
Kid looking like he's gonna raise my rent 300 bucks when the lease expires
Bro turned 40 real quick
Frier
You gave him what he wanted. Your his hairy godfather.
Only an uncle would do this
Kid is experiencing the future.
😭
Suddenly acquired 15 years of experience selling used cars
Ahhh the 18th century monastery clearly cut. Got you fam.
Good ole Skullet
I had a couple students do this for crazy hair day. It was pretty funny.
Did he at least take him outside to yell at some clouds?
Nice. It’ll save him the shock later in life.
I’m pretty sure that’s Kyle Gass of the Kyle Gass Project.
Any guy who’s ever buzzed their own hair has tried this at least once before finishing haha same with the you know who stache and shaving
This is the precursor of tomorrow's AITA post when op is shunned by the parents.
Lil boy gonna experience how sunburn feels on the skull.
Really setting him up for that lifetime of ginger ridicule
Ngl he looks dope
A friend of mine did this when we were teenagers as a prank and to tease his grandfather. He's now pushing 50 and shaving his head to avoid this being his permanent look. Shoutout to you bearcat.
🤦♀️
He’s gonna be bald in a few years anyway. Better to start the adjustment process now
I'm convinced that kid is going to look back at this photo in 20 years and either laugh or start therapy. haha
8 or 35; can see it both ways
4 going 45 lol!
I gave myself this haircut 20 years ago as an adult. I'm not bald or anything. I just liked it.
Perfection
He looks dignified
My son requested that haircut for many years as a kid because his idol (his Dad) had that hairline. We never actually did it, though.
Get him in a political position NOW
He can go to the store to buy beer for you now.
Nah you were just giving him a buzz cut and decided to be silly before finishing it up.
dude it grows back
Didn’t they used to call this the Benjamin Button cut?
Fantastic!
We call that the fryer tuck
Nooo 😭😭😭
All He needs now is a red tie, blue blazer and a pair of loafers.
I was in my early-30s when I realized men weren't cutting it like that on purpose 😭 I thought it was just the friar fit.
Get him a candy cigarette and a root beer.
Benjamin Button
I think his mother may put your story on reddit, and not in a complementary way.
5 or 50
Now I understand why hair style is important for looks
He was bribed with chocolate, you can see it!
Looks like the guy that works the parts counter at a car dealership
You're the uncle every kid needs, hair will grow back but that picture will live in your family history forever.
Based
Well done. May you and your excellent nephew brave many a folly together, Sir!
Your sibling must have been so happy!
The ol’ cul de sac.
Wow that person hates their nephew 😭
You literally turned him into Young KG from Tenacious D 🤣🤣
Great uncle - dogshit brother though.
And what did his parents say?
Yeeesssssss
Egg in a bush for the win
If the kid asked for it then good for him!
I like to refer to this style as "The Atoll"
Geographer here, it just makes sense.
living at old age lol
Should have left it long in the back and given him a chonmage.
I drove my poor mother to tears the first time I asked for a haircut because I (a small girl in the Deep South) wanted to buzz off my as-yet-uncut hair like the boy next door
Cute!
Its summer it will grow back some by September right?
Bro is anywhere between 5 and 72
You gave him the Costanza!!!
It will grow back out.
Hopefully.
If it doesn’t, they can show their nephew, their internet points as a consolation prize. 🏆
Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today
Kid’s going right into regional management.
Well, no more babysitting for you!
Gave him the ol' Bobby Charlton 😂
He’s speed running Ron Howard’s career path on easy
Little man best get cracking on those TPS reports. Due Monday
Get that kid a bowling shirt and a beer, and it's perfect.
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