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A pet dinosaur?! Levels! 🤌🏼

A pet dinosaur?! Levels! 🤌🏼
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17 hours ago
Reasonable-Bus-2187

And when Pocho died, crocodile tears

17 hours ago
MirthRock

17 hours ago
Schlackehammer

...him into pieces. But thats just nature

16 hours ago
Richard_b_Stillhard

The crocodile after it eats him

14 hours ago
nerfn1k OP

I knew that lions, cheetahs, hyenas and jackal can become beloved pets, never before thought of a crocodile in that roll.

17 hours ago
handtoglandwombat

You meant role. A crocodile roll is something else.

16 hours ago
Stannoth

Now you know why he was only part of the family for 20 years!

16 hours ago
ChaosRealigning

After that, the family was part of Pocho.

14 hours ago
Zwiwwelsupp

And Pocho left that porch, to return to the swamp. He was much wiser now and has grown white hair, and his beard became white, too.

13 hours ago
kaenen2

Crocs love rolling, it's how they tear their food apart

14 hours ago
ShavinMcKrotch

How do you nurse a crocodile with a gunshot wound to the head, is what I wanna know.

17 hours ago
Stannoth

I'm assuming plugs and balls of steel

16 hours ago
HeatherCDBustyOne

Remember: If you are a depressed crocodile, there is hope. Talk to a therapist or family member. Reptilian advisors are available in your area.

14 hours ago
ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Crocodiles are territorial it came back to it's territory and the guy probably keep him fed.

15 hours ago
Artistic-Team5536

Nice, now when i leave to work in mornings, i can proudly say everyday "See ya in a WHILE! My Darling CROCODILE!"

17 hours ago
Contrary_Coyotebait

If memory serves the croc was shot in the head and the brain damage basically made him imprint on the man.

This isn't some miracle but more like a happy accident. Croc would've ate him if having his brain scrambled by a bullet hadn't occurred first.

16 hours ago
SavageParadox32

You got proof of this imprinting thing?

15 hours ago
Duckfoot2021

There's a story of an American who rescued an alligator that also suffered a brain injury which made the alligator extremely docile with everyone… Strangers and kids included.

Then some asshole filed a complaint with the city and the alligator was basically arrested and executed.

Point of the story: some alligators with brain damage don't try to eat people. That's enough of a demonstration to count as evidence.

15 hours ago
SavageParadox32

Oh that’s crazy. I had never heard something like that. Super interesting. I wouldn’t want to be the person to test the TBI gator tho.

13 hours ago
FictionalContext

I'm on the stranger's side if they had the alligator hanging around kids. "You don't get it. It's fine. It has brain damage now. So it won't eat the kids."

11 hours ago
Duckfoot2021

We'll have a look and reconsider....

https://youtu.be/hJ_aQgKPjh0?si=etKtTRzkF1YSh12m

10 hours ago
FictionalContext

Oh wow. That's worse than I thought. Yeah, 1000% on the stranger's side, now. Those adults are something else.

10 hours ago
Zestyclose-Sink4438

Levels..?

17 hours ago
SnooPeppers7636

Until he ate them all

15 hours ago
Kidu-Kidutz

Until one day , when suddenly.....

15 hours ago
CelticSith

Pocho playing the long game

15 hours ago
Lord-Voidic

As a Floridian I’m suprised he wasn’t eaten

15 hours ago
budznbooze

Didn't the croc kill him?

14 hours ago
DaddaMongo

"For 20 years Pocho became part of the man's family." then the man's family became part of Pocho 

13 hours ago
West_Agency_6214

What happened after 20 years? LOL

17 hours ago
Farandrg

16 hours ago
Imaginary_Toe8982

was that the dude who was asked to choose between his family and the croc and he choose the croc

16 hours ago
Hawk-432

That’s awesome

16 hours ago
knit_on_my_face

Is this the case where the croc was shot in the head and likely had brain damage making it less aggressive?

Still a cool story though they seemed to genuinely have a bond as much as you can bond with a giant reptile

14 hours ago
Horror-Confidence-24

But seriously a gater skin poncho would be sick..

14 hours ago
breadhauntsme

It's so ugly and repulsive looking though... even if it was attached to me I could never

14 hours ago
DepartureUnited6097

I don't believe a damn word of this.

9 hours ago
clinpharmva

Reptiles cant think like that

8 hours ago
Lysolloniehen

Forget fetch, this pet’s playing extreme peekaboo

7 hours ago
zeptimius

I feel that the text leaves us hanging. What happened after those 20 years?

Maybe something like this? https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/14/pet-hippo-humphrey-kills-owner

3 hours ago
Monsieur_Vastenov

Incredible story, but this isn't a dinosaur my friend. People who own birds do have dinosaurs at home.

16 hours ago
EmileTheDevil9711

Raising a reptilian creature to not fear humans, what a wonderful idea.

15 hours ago