I got these recently while playing Find All 2: Middle Ages and just thought they seemed hilarious out of context. Essentially, there is a part of the game where you basically play whack-a-mole and these are the achievements you can get. I'm just curious what ones y'all have seen that elicit a chuckle.
There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844â1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?
This is cookie clicker right?
Yes, it's so funny and so random
"The Part Where He Kills You" from Portal 2
On Rocksmith, the game that teaches you guitar thereâs an achievement I love called âWaking the Neighborsâ
Play Session Mode between 11:59pm and 3am.
Ironclad Tactics has 1 achievement: "RTFM" and you get it by reading the manual.
My teacher used to put that on the whiteboard when people asked questions of stuff he had explained before đ
TIS-100 also has this lol
i donât care if it doesnât stand for âREAD THE FUCKNING MANUALâ, it does in my heart
I like the achievement names in Civ 6. It's fun puns. Like winning a game with Nubia and the achievement is called "gg nub".
In Civ 5 the achievement for beating immortal is "the world is a mess and I just have to rule it", which is a reference to a line Neil Patrick Harris says in Dr. Horrible's sing along blog.
Had no idea until I got it, and laughed super hard.
"What Are You Doing?" achievement from Nier Automata.
If you know, you know.
For those who don't know...
If you position your camera to see under 2B's skirt, she'll kick the camera way. If you do that 10 times, it unlocks the achievement
Thereâs a similar one in lollipop chainsaw
Time to do some researches!
It's nothing special but to say I was chuckling like mad while getting them is an understatement.
It's pure chaos. (From Lil Gator Game)
Don't remember the names but some Stanley Parable achievements are bizarre
"You can't Jump" -no really we disabled it.
"88888" -88888
"Go outside" -Don't play for 5 years. (the fact that I still don't have this one is wild.)
just to name a few.
âGo outside plusâ is the harder version of this achievement in the rerelease
Crusader Kings III "Keeping it in the Family"- have a child with the Inbred trait
DiRT Rally: "I've Signed the DiRT Charter"
Unlock condition: Played DiRT Rally during Early Access.
See it's funny because if you didn't know about the game until after it left Early Access, there is no way for you to unlock it legitimately!
LOL FUNNY DEVS AMIRITE!?
Most funny is from Postal games they range to wtf to absolutely hilarious ones
13 years of waiting for in-game easter egg. Brilliant
Florida Man. you get it for killing yourself with a grenade in BL3
Satisfactory has some fun ones too.
"Do you want a medal?" awarded for completing the tutorial section.
"Are you sure that's coffee?" get and use the company coffee mug
"Wheeeee!" Hop on top of the large alien creature that roam around.
'Wait, you can pet it?" interact with the large flying alien creature
The Minor Cannibalism and Major Cannibalism in The Forest, my friends were horrified at how fast I could down a family. They've never heard of the snack that smiles back.
"Parle Ă ma main" and "Carte kiwi" from Ixion, the french translator had a fun time it seems. There is also "This is fine" if you have more than 20 fires The first one is a song by Fatal Bazooka and "Carte kiwi" was a real train pass in France which had a funny commercial
KKK Hero from South Park Stick of Truth is pretty good
The achievement name for getting all achievements in Hotline Miami 1 & 2 is called "Achievement Whore"
Thereâs one in high on life called âSpend 15 Hours in an alien strip clubâ
There is no strip club. The boss youâre fighting gives it to you to try and embarrass you when your friends see the achievement.
I thought it was quite creative.
sounds like something someone who spent 15 hours at an alien strip club and doesnât want their friends to find out would say
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hahaha that's great