TheSimpsons
Bart! Have you started smoking?
S03E04
Discussion
And what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes
And what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away?
Would dat be a crime?
Hell no.
And what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away?
Man, wish I’d thought to post that quote.
I sure hope somebody got fired for THAT blunder
I upvoted you because stupid babies need the most attention!
Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion
I upvoted him and borrowed him a feeling.
"Borrowed him" is a perfectly cromulent expression
Ouch yes I’ve been a stupid baby. Thanks for the attention…
I love reading comments in this sub. Always brightens my day.
Mono...D'OH!
Good for you son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever do.
Have a dollar 💸
But he didn't do anything!
Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he?
Hey wait he didn't!
GIVE ME THAT!
I don't care!
Ahhhblubblubblub
my cigarettes...
Didn’t he….
Now I'm going to stand here and watch you smoke every one of these cigarettes so you learn your lesson
Anything slim.
Plan didn’t work!
It fell off a truck truck… truck.
What is this?....some kind of truck?
Hey! My tax dollars paid for that tube!
Is it about my tube?
You have 30min to move your tube.
Oh! Who said anything about a truck?
What's a truck?
Johnny Tightlips… can you see the shooter?
Folks, I'm pleased to announce that a new truckload of Laramies, with their smooth good taste and rich tobacco flavor, is already heading toward Springfield and the driver has been instructed to ignore all stop signs and crosswalks.
Ha ha, no, we're not worried. Our customers buy Laramie for its smooth taste, not its tobacco content. I predict that our new tobacco-free Laramie Zero will sell even better than our previous brand.
Well, that's the end of me.
*sips Manhattan * Supoib!
I love how homer doesn't question the quantity at all
Yeah he just assumes that if Bart were to take up smoking, he would go out and buy about 1000 cartons straight away
Prostitution, loan sharking, numbers... the kid liked to wet his beak in everything.
What's a truck truck?
uh-huh! Cigarettes. Just as I thought.
Don't lie to me, boy!
Ah ha, just a what I thought. Cigarettes!
"what's a truck-truck?"
I'm seeing double here
Four truckloads!
Bart looks like he’s about to launch his own tobacco empire.
Where do you want it Skinner?
Bart, I'm scared
What gave it away?
Son, I’ll never doubt you again
Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette. Kind of sophisticated.
https://preview.redd.it/hi7p1pf9aobf1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8b357ad49fc105486142fbe90421373c8dd005
Ah Haa, just as I thought. Cigarettes!
Orson Welles shot.
Oh no! Is he okay?
I didn’t even know he was sick
Son, I’ll never doubt you again.