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We work hard, we play hard.
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We work hard, we play hard.
“Homer, you've got it set on whore!"
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“Homer, you've got it set on whore!"
S10 E2 The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
Hiiiii, here I am, playing on my peach tree, moooom!
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Hiiiii, here I am, playing on my peach tree, moooom!
Let me get this straight. We’re behind the rest of our class and we’re going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?
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Let me get this straight. We’re behind the rest of our class and we’re going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?
S08E02
"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
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"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
Sweet merciful crap!
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Sweet merciful crap!
"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
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"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
S08E11
Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
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Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!
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I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!
Homer's intelligence was underrated...
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Homer's intelligence was underrated...
S08E01
it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
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it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
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I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
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If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
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“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
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"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
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Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
S2E15
Thank you, Door !
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Thank you, Door !
I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
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I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
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Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
I have a headache
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I have a headache
S08E08
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
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I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
"Oh, I think she's getting ready to... Yeah. She's doing the Lindy Hop!"
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"Oh, I think she's getting ready to... Yeah. She's doing the Lindy Hop!"
"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
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"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
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Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
I.Must.Destroy.You
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I.Must.Destroy.You
S5E17
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