TheSimpsons

Sweet merciful crap!
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Sweet merciful crap!
"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
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"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
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Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
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"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
S08E11
“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
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“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
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I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
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it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
Homer's intelligence was underrated...
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Homer's intelligence was underrated...
S08E01
"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
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"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
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Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
S2E15
Thank you, Door !
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Thank you, Door !
I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
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I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
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"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
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Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
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Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
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I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
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"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
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Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
"Oh, I think she's getting ready to... Yeah. She's doing the Lindy Hop!"
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"Oh, I think she's getting ready to... Yeah. She's doing the Lindy Hop!"
Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
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Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
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You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault
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There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault
Angry dad! Your fired!
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Angry dad! Your fired!
Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
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Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
S06E01
Besides, it was a baby ox
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Besides, it was a baby ox
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