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Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
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Sweet merciful crap!
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“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
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I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
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Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
S2E15
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Thank you, Door !
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"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
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I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
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"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
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"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
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Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
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it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
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There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault
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You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
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Angry dad! Your fired!
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Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
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Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
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Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
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I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
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Oh yeah, what if I'm taking a shower and slip on a bar of soap? ...oh my god, I'd be killed!!
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Whazzuuuuupppp
S13E11
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Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
S06E01
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Besides, it was a baby ox
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Good Gravy!!!
S08E19 Oh, thank you, it’s just brown and water.
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"Oh, I think she's getting ready to... Yeah. She's doing the Lindy Hop!"
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