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We work hard, we play hard.
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Hiiiii, here I am, playing on my peach tree, moooom!
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“Homer, you've got it set on whore!"
S10 E2 The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
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Let me get this straight. We’re behind the rest of our class and we’re going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?
S08E02
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"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
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Sweet merciful crap!
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"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
S08E11
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Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
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Homer's intelligence was underrated...
S08E01
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I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!
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it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
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I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
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“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
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"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
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Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
S2E15
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Thank you, Door !
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I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
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If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
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Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
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I have a headache
S08E08
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I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
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"Oh, I think she's getting ready to... Yeah. She's doing the Lindy Hop!"
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"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
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Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
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Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
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