TheSimpsons

"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
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"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
Sweet merciful crap!
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Sweet merciful crap!
Let me get this straight. We’re behind the rest of our class and we’re going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?
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Let me get this straight. We’re behind the rest of our class and we’re going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?
S08E02
Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
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Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
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"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
S08E11
Homer's intelligence was underrated...
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Homer's intelligence was underrated...
S08E01
it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
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it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
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I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
Hiiiii, here I am, playing on my peach tree, moooom!
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Hiiiii, here I am, playing on my peach tree, moooom!
“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
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“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
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"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
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Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
S2E15
We work hard, we play hard.
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We work hard, we play hard.
Thank you, Door !
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Thank you, Door !
I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
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I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
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Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
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"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
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I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
"Oh, I think she's getting ready to... Yeah. She's doing the Lindy Hop!"
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"Oh, I think she's getting ready to... Yeah. She's doing the Lindy Hop!"
Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
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Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
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Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
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"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
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Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
S06E01
Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
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Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
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You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
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