TheSimpsons

Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
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Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
Sweet merciful crap!
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Sweet merciful crap!
“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
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“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
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I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
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"Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead.”
S08E11
Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
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Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
S2E15
"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
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"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
Thank you, Door !
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Thank you, Door !
it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
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it passed the first test... I didn't go blind.
I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
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I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
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"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
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"You did WHAT!?" "I borrowed your nail clipper, what's the big deal?"
"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
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"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
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Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
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Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
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Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
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Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault
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There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault
You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
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You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
Angry dad! Your fired!
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Angry dad! Your fired!
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
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I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
Homer's intelligence was underrated...
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Homer's intelligence was underrated...
S08E01
Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
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Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
S06E01
Besides, it was a baby ox
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Besides, it was a baby ox
Oh yeah, what if I'm taking a shower and slip on a bar of soap? ...oh my god, I'd be killed!!
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Oh yeah, what if I'm taking a shower and slip on a bar of soap? ...oh my god, I'd be killed!!
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