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Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
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Ha... Jeez, and they got the Stink Lines and everything
Sweet merciful crap!
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Sweet merciful crap!
“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
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“Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.”
I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
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I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you... especially his children!
Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
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Right now, I’m thinking about holding another meeting…in bed!!
S2E15
Thank you, Door !
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Thank you, Door !
"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
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"Brad and Neil were quite insistent you not die" "Frankly we don't care"
"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
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"Homer, stop picking at it!" "Oh! But I'm so sweet and tasty."
I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
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I want to register to run for Sanitation Commissioner and tell the fat cats upstairs, things are going to change in this town!
"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
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"Hmm, looks like there's a jam in Delta Sector. it's too big to be human." "Send down a few kids. That should dislodge it."
There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault
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There was nothing in Al Capone’s vault
Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
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Maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion, what if we don't have all the answers? You're right, Maureen, let's go get real jobs
You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
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You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly.
Angry dad! Your fired!
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Angry dad! Your fired!
Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
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Oh that...no. I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants
Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
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Remember what I told you. Just one thing. My car broke down, I’m Joe Namath, my car broke down.
Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
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Relax? I can't relax! Nor I can yield, relent, or.........only two synonyms???!
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
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I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you
Whazzuuuuupppp
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Whazzuuuuupppp
S13E11
Oh yeah, what if I'm taking a shower and slip on a bar of soap? ...oh my god, I'd be killed!!
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Oh yeah, what if I'm taking a shower and slip on a bar of soap? ...oh my god, I'd be killed!!
Good Gravy!!!
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Good Gravy!!!
S08E19 Oh, thank you, it’s just brown and water.
Besides, it was a baby ox
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Besides, it was a baby ox
What was this referencing?
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What was this referencing?
Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
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Chili! Red hot Texas-style chili!
S06E01
"And how is the spacecraft doing?" ... I dunno, all this equipment is just used to measure TV-ratings.
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"And how is the spacecraft doing?" ... I dunno, all this equipment is just used to measure TV-ratings.
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