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Josh the ladies' man

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Josh did in fact kiss like he would kiss his mum and grandma


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1 day ago
Relative_Picture_786

That was a guy that thought a million thoughts in seconds.

1 day ago
smurb15

I've been there on the shyness part and goof it up. Don't regret any of it

38 minutes ago
Kobayashi42

Now I want to know how he kisses his mom and grandma.

1 day ago
Massive_Platypus_373

Like that but with with a raging hard on

1 day ago
-ThaKloned-

6 hours ago
Dannovision

You don't?

15 hours ago
leviathab13186

With his tongue

1 day ago
beakrake

I literally just shouted this at my wife as we watched this together.

1 day ago
Every-Intern-6198

AHAHAHA! No waaay! Crazy!

1 day ago
One_Priority3258

1 day ago
Acceptable-Worth-462

The french way

1 day ago
RevolutionaryDuck389

you ever heard of an Australian kiss? it's like the French way, but down undah

22 hours ago
CookieeJuice

Dude went crosseyed while staring at her lips

1 day ago
MotoKenji25

"Andy Stitzer" in real life.

1 day ago
Bobpool82

1 day ago
gsnumis

1 day ago
OnlyBeGamer

That hurt to watch

1 day ago
ScottJeepFan

Him: Wanna fuck?

Her: Sure!

Him: Here’s a picture of my dick. Bye

Her: Ok?! Is that it?

1 day ago
bigbilly1234567899

https://i.redd.it/rmti70n81qbf1.gif

1 day ago
blazerunnern

Whoa! Where the fuck is the NSFW tag?

1 day ago
Skirt_Thin

I'm gonna kiss this girl like my dog.

1 day ago
Stainless_Heart

Who Euro-kisses their dog?

1 day ago
Skirt_Thin

I do, but only with consent.

1 day ago
Stainless_Heart

You air-kiss your dog on one cheek and then the other?

Weird flex, but okay.

EDIT: /s for people that don’t realize. Kissing your dog is 100% normal.

1 day ago
BobbyBourbon1212

Grandma would probably call him back over and make him do it right.

1 day ago
fstop101

When did Russel Wilson go by “Josh”

1 day ago
imeeme

You mean Tiger?

1 day ago
Zealousideal-Yak-824

Okay someone has to give details. I kinda want to watch this trash TV just from this small clip.

1 day ago
giskardwasright

Love at first kiss

1 day ago
catheterhero

Jesus that was hard as fuck to watch.

1 day ago
Viscious-viking

Ouch!

1 day ago
pepiopete

The follow up with a different woman is also hard to watch.

1 day ago
Mctellinyou

His confidence is something else, walking a way without looking back after the best kiss of his life

20 hours ago
Small_Tax_9432

1 day ago
cyrusthemarginal

Elementary school dance flashbacks. Yikes

1 day ago
eze2030

good for him

23 hours ago
TuckerCarlsonsOhface

So like, was it all set up that he was just supposed to walk in and kiss her? Talk about adding an extra layer of awkwardness to the situation. Also, if she was so interested in more, she should have been a little more receptive to the obviously uncomfortable virgin fumbling his way around. I mean, it’s clear he needs a lot of work on his game, but why is it all his job? She just stood there too, and then acted like it was his fault.

1 day ago
Randompersonomreddit

Right! Like does she knows it was his first kiss? If so, it would have been kinder to give a little help rather than the snarky is that all comment.

1 day ago
true_gunman

She was throwing him a bone with that comment, giving him one more opportunity to kiss her again.

1 day ago
Joonscene

I almost threw up.

1 day ago
spacemouse21

At least she didn’t say my father kisses better than you.

1 day ago
Active_Engineering37

You kiss better than my mom!... Cooks!

1 day ago
One_Introduction_217

daddy says

1 day ago
ruphustea

I know a few guys named Josh and they all kiss like that.

1 day ago
Thepuppeteer777777

Practice. Stop putting women higher than yourself instead of viewing them as your equal. Instead of wondering if they like you ask yourself if you like them. Etc etc

18 hours ago
LeftOfCenter81

Lol, wtf was that?l and how does he kiss the older generational ladies -his closest female family members then? Many things are going on within him, so many he short circuited and spazzed out

15 hours ago
Classic-nooby

https://i.redd.it/xnww56rgfvbf1.gif

11 hours ago
DummieThic-Cheetos

https://i.redd.it/gkuwlr39fxbf1.gif

NSFW

4 hours ago
Individual_Ad8548

Swing and a miss!!!

2 hours ago
Guffney_Mcbottomburp

To be fair, given her body language, she hardly looked in to it either....forced interactions (I'd imagine) are awkward as fuck....definitely looked it to me.

2 hours ago
Bobpool82

1 day ago
TippsAttack

Bro don't wanna get #metoo'd

1 day ago
DaGGyzo

Guy literally had permission. I guess you don't know what "#metoo" was about.

6 hours ago
Anxious_Specific_165

Pretty sure I’ve seen this in a show, he’s on the spectrum. Shitty outtake without context. Edit: OP did not like the comment, shocker!

1 day ago
alaju

Why do you think it was op who disliked ?

16 hours ago
KieranWriter OP

I don’t have 7 burners lol

9 hours ago
ICU81MI_73

You ok? You look like when I asked you to talk dirty and you’re like, “Oh. Uh…I’m in you.”

1 day ago
JaeRokk

Next star of the 40 year old virgin.

22 hours ago
SATANIC_PLOSS

https://i.redd.it/1vml7yf1btbf1.gif

18 hours ago
Puzzleheaded_Abies_8

YOU SOLD!!!

9 hours ago
PsychologicalLie35

cough cough....PUSSY.....cough cough

23 hours ago
GodIsLoveAndLife

Wow, what a p*ssy.

1 day ago
CAPSNK

1 day ago
Willis050

I hope her ear didn’t hear and bad breathe

1 day ago