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That ref slide is impressive
The whole thing was impressive. I want to be at that reception… but just watching
Yeah I'm surprised no one is talking about how difficult it is to fake a throw like that safely on a hard floor
My thought too. It looks like they both had to know exactly what to do in order to make it look good without actually hurting. You can see the guy's legs whip around to take the initial impact, and the girl allowed him to roll with the impact instead of actually slamming him down.
"So should we book some sort of dance class before the wedding or..."
Together: "WRESTLING CLASS!!" then they both jumped high fivved is what I assumed happened.
goals
(I did not know using a hashtag did that. Huh.)
Cool and funny wedding for sure.
YOU
Greetings, fellow xenomorph
There's dozens of us!
Yes! Little Naitch!! Exactly who i was thinking of!
Wait till you see this one: https://youtube.com/shorts/83c49HRtdMs?si=KzpDJiFMxSvo4Saq&utm_source=ZTQxO
That's fantastic!
Fast count though - screwjob cos groom didn't want to do the favours
Risky Business tier smooth slide
I ripped my suit pants watching this video.
Maybe it's the shoes diff lol
When Big Larry came round just to put him down~
wear proper full cut trousers mate haha
That means your pants are too small and tight. Slim fit is a disease
Ah yes, I see you know your judo well.
And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
This is democracy manifest!
I'm so confused
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!
Ta ta, and farewell for now!
Get your hands off my penis!
Holy shit, how have I never seen this? You're officially my favorite redditor of the day! That's some funny shit.
RIP chinese food dude, a genuinely hilarious man
You're one of today's lucky 10,000!
Probably doesn't get this reference either.
You're most welcome.
Did he crack his head on the floor BEFORE she propped her elbow under his head? I saw it the first time watching, now in slow mo, it appears he bangs his head on the floor, then she quickly brought her arm under his head.
Yeah, normally you would pull his arm up additionally, in good form he wouldn‘t land on his full back but more on his side. But i figure those clothes are not helping.
The ref must be his close friend
Judging from where his face ended up, he wasn't even trying to kick out
preview....
Ref is supposed to do a three count
He got robbed
THAT REF WAS TRYING TO FUCK ON HIM
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I don't get the joke. Someone explain.
The white shirt guy acts as a wrestling referee and proceeds to countdown as the woman pins the man down. Usually they count to three, but here he stops at one
No pile driver ???
Not till the honeymoon
That’s later after the party ended.
Finished concrete floors aren't forgiving.
"If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed in hOH, IT'S STEVE WITH THE BIG ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!"
Suddenly the Undertaker is in the room!
"3 times for fuck sake". lol
I love them.
He's like "Look at my badass wife everyone I'm so proud hahaha"
and she's like "Look at my emotionally stable and self-secure badass husband everyone, he celebrates my strength publicly instead of being intimidated by it. I'm so proud hahaha"
Perfect marriage vibes
I think this is a bridesmaid and groomsman. She has the same dress as the others at the head table, and he runs ahead instead of sticking with her to walk to the table.
… I mean, they could both still be married.
Kinda rude if you think about it, “I’ve never met you before but you’re bigger than me, wanna switch roles to be funny bc you’re bigger than me?”
How do you know they never met before?
I’ve been to big weddings like that, it’s rare that the groomsmen are acquainted with the bridesmaids. They’re usually paired up based on height for photos.
That such a general statement lmao and honeslty sums up a huge problem with the world in general
"My experiences don't match this so yours must be fake"
Bro, weddings are some of the most non universal things on the planet. Literally everyone does it differently. You going to 10 of the millions of wedding that happen everyday tells you literally nothing. Its even less likely that you were in the groom for more than like 3 max and wouldn't even have knowledge of how well they know eachother. Its crazy how much people think they can draw from a video of two. Sometimes they don't know eachother, sometimes they do. You act like it's incredibly unreasonable that a husbands friend and a wife's friend may have been at the same gathering in the past before. Maybe they're brother and sister ffs like geuinely who the fuck knows. I know a couple who literally had a brother on one side and his sister on the other. By your logic I guess that means every wedding on earth also has that
Sometimes, yeah. I’ve been in a few weddings and was once paired up with someone I knew pretty well beforehand. Happens a lot with weddings of high school/college sweethearts, people who never moved out of their hometown, or groups of friends that all live in the same city
You realize that the bride and groom likely share a lot of the same friends, no? Surely your anecdotal evidence is the only option..
This is … one of the weirdest takes what the fuck?
Lol that toss was fucking done from someone with experience. Not "oh you're bigger than me..."
You're fucking weird.
Dying at the amount of assumptions you feel 100% correct in making lol the way you go through life must be WILD
I think it’s just as funny that everyone is assuming that’s not what happened like I’m 100% incorrect
She's clearly into the bit and peacocking after the fact. That you would look at that and automatically assume she was pressured into it is bizarre.
You’re literally assuming as much as me
Im using the fact that everyone seems to be happy in the video. I might be assuming as much as you but my assumptions are based on what I'm seeing in the video. You're assumptions are solely based on her weight.
Key word, ‘seems to be’ and my assumptions are based off my own experiences and also the fact that the groomsmen went straight to his boys for a good laugh
If you saw him running to his seat as insulting you're an odd duck.
You need to get off Reddit, bud.
Two people in the friend group of the bride and groom, that are both clearly experienced judo fighters, trust each other enough to do a move like that on a hard floor and have never met before? Surely.
Bride must be a Judoka, that technique was solid.
Pam Poovey's wedding reception.
I see you know your judo well.
Utterly ridiculous
Check the gun show!
The family that plays together, stays together.
Roll Tide!
They staying together forever
She big.
White socks on a suit. Oh my goodness, these third world countries!
Extra AF.
I say cringe
Weddings are exhausting.
Cringe
Ugh.
and that's how I met your mother
Is she single? Asking for…me.
Cringe
The guys in the back instantly took off their blazers haha, were they about to join ??
Nah, they'd already started taking the jackets off before the flip.
Charlie Puth and Selena!
He should have shot when she telegraphed the head throw. Or at least ducked and mat returned. He didn't even bridge. Weak.
Kicked out at 1
It is only by some small miracle, that the top kept the goods a mystery.
Ronda Rousey!
I got married too soon and should have my wedding party did this
Well executed barnyard
Cowboy throw to a pin.
I bet they are a lot of fun. : )
I know her from college
Early celebration. That was just a one count
Bride looks combat capable tbh
Is that the same lady who threw Murray into the pool on Impractical Jokers?
Man, really disappointed with what went down with them
They totally picked this venue specifically for how frictionless the floor is just for this stunt, and I ain’t even mad.
The barn aesthetics was just a bonus.
Am I the only one who thought this was Justin Trudeau?
man that slide made it all better
I know we’re that is at it’s a bella at Devine
She has a terrific ass too. Wow.
He likes big girls
FREAKIN SWEEEEET!!!!!
Kicked out at one; I don't hear no bell
Modern weddings are so cringe.
Fr. I miss the times when the king would come fuck my partner.
Prima nocta days
is anyone out there in this planet sick of watching like wedding "trying to be cute or funny" moments?
like early on in life at times it was acceptable... now it just feels like every wedding is forcing it so they dont feel like the boring odd ones out.
I CANT BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO SEES IT LIKE THIS
Or you’re only seeing the flashy ones online cause the regular ones dont get posted. Let people have fun man. If you don’t like it move on
its fake forced "fun" like come on man i know im on reddit and its asking for a lot but lets be real for once.
It’s literally not. I get that when you’re depressed, it’s hard to fathom what’s so funny about things(I’m not hating I have this issue, maybe you do too). But you have to learn to put that implicit “everyone is like me” assumption aside. Normal people actually do enjoy this stuff, it’s not fake. Or at least, the burden of proof would be on you to show it is, because the reasonable assumption is that it isn’t.
this is the exact miserable reddit reply i expect.
This shit really is an echo chamber.
What? You are the only miserable sounding person lmao
You're literally the miserable one lol, it's a vid of people having fun and YOU being upset about that.
Sometimes people just like doing goofy shit and like sharing to others.
Pretending to have fun is not having fun no matter how many times you try to gaslight yourself into believing it.
I don't know if you know this... different people find different things fun
She clearly trained to be able to perform that throw, maybe she did Judo; And the guy clearly knows how to take a fall. THEY clearly were excited to do this here.
I’m 100% with you. Everything gets squeezed to the last drop and ruined.
Yep I agree
Gross.
THIS is what a happy couple looks like
Cringe
I just died from the cringe
Everyone involved is a keeper
Clumsy me would break my face istg
Thats an impressive dishwasher
Was that the bride? A most unflattering dress, but I loved the wrestling moves!
When you marry Helga
Crazy seeing a fit man marrying a … large woman. Large. Difficult for me to understand.
Grosss.
Also this likely was a bridesmaid and groomsman.
The twee era is over
There goes 2 rental deposits….
The way they suddenly sped up feel so AI, even though this isn’t 😅
It feels like these “let AI guess what happens next” videos
Yes! That's exactly it!
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