Wellthatsucks
Broke my drink right as I got to the door
Rip
Discussion
That’s what u get for skipping that step…
i was just about to comment “bet you’ll never skip steps again” lmao.
Not while holding things at least. I skip steps all the time. Good for the quads.
maybe so. tbh, i skip steps too but i don’t think i’d skip them holding glass bottles. in OP’s defense, he only skipped one stair so that’s just very unfortunate luck.
Lol its such a bad habit
I'm only 5'5 but I have short legs and long arms (relatively) so I've gotten used to lifting my arms a bit when carrying things on stairs. Because if it hangs like a briefcase or bag it'll hit the steps lol
She was holding it by the cork?! 🤔
By habit
What was the drink?
Spicy water
So… does that mean sparking water or vodka?
OP!??
OP ITS BEEN SEVERAL MINUTES WHERE ARE YOU?!?!? /s
Dead
OP NO!!! DONT BE DEAD!!
Dead inside 🤧
Oh thank god!
/s
It’s ok, they still have their shoes.
You know im giving you a disappointing downvote. I see you reacting to nonsense instead of the real questions
Nooo don't be like that :((
Ahh dood - it was just fun and jest!!! I didn’t mean to make you mad. I hope you’re just being fun and jesting!
Personally I just love the oxymoron of your name with context of the conversation 👍
Leaky.
Man I relate. One time me and the wife went to the store for stuff. And the only thing I wanted was marinara sauce. Rest of stuff was hers or general house stuff. Damn thing fell through a hole in the bag as I picked it up and exploded on the driveway. Instant depression. She even offered to go back to the store.
Dangg now that's unlucky
This reminds me of when my dad had brought alcohol all the way from Syria to sweden and as he arrived to the front door he broke the bottles.😭
now that sucks man
It was the slightest ding, too. You must’ve hit it perfectly. That sucks, did you go replace it?
Nah I forgot to get a receipt so I'm stuck with it 😫
I don't think he meant under warranty. 😂
Haha I see
Yeah, no. It might have been alcohol, I’ve known many a person’s, including myself, who wouldn’t let an unlucky break derail the night’s plans.😂
I mean they could still pull your receipt up but... what would the game plan be? Take wet glass shards into the store and say something's wrong with it?
Yeah they would probably not care cuz its my fault
I think they meant buy a new bottle, not exchange.
There’s still time! Quick! Put your mouth under the drip!
Yummy broken glass
Why water cronchy?
It’s vodka
I’ve drank worse.
Goldschläger.
I'm so impressed with the quality of the sound when it breaks!!! Bro, what is your camera????
haha agreed that mic is crazy
But also where is it that light out at 9pm? Alaska? Northern Canada?
I once went out to the store shortly after getting my first job when I was 17. I bought 8 SOBEs. Half of them liz bliz, the best one. Brought them all home and intended to leave em in my room and enjoy at my leisure.
So they're glass bottles and they instantly smashed to pieces when I threw the fucking bag on the bed like an idiot. Now I can't buy them anymore. :(
I feel like I miss sobe but I also feel like if I tried one today I'd hate it. It's been so long.
I was always curious what the mouthfeel of these were. Was it like if tapioca pudding were a thin, drinkable liquid? That was my thought as a kid before knowing now what boba is as an adult.
Question still stands.
fuck yeah memories of SOBE… I miss that stuff
They changed the recipe after plastic bottles or the plastic made them taste bad. Either way. Glass bottles all the way.
Ripppp
You skipped a step. The bag didn’t.
Yessir
For a sec I thought u were gonna stomp on it due to anger.
Loool
Same energy
pika can relate
My wife broke a big bottle of vodka in our garage once as we were unloading groceries. We had a good laugh after a moment of silence.
Fuckin how?!
Dipped too low taking the double step. Knocked it right on the corner of the step, and full bottles don't bounce the same way empty ones do
Now that you’ve said it, I believe I can see it. That’s tragic man
Yeah stupid long arms
i watched it a few times like how did that even happen.
He skipped the 2nd step and took a huge step forward so his bag ended up hitting the last step. His drink is probably in a glass bottle.
This exact thing happened to me, with a 40 oz I walked to the store for and probably paid for with change. I sat it down on the ground to unlock my door and it just fell over and shattered. I didn't even clean it up. The depression was real.
Moment of silence for my boy
Bottle poured one out for itself.
Is the time right or is it very light at 9 pm where you are?
Yup the time is right I'm in Canada
Yeah I imagine you live on a very northern region of Canada.
Nope! I'm right by the us border
Manitoba?
yee
I had a delivery guy set my drink precariously on the table by my door & it fell as soon as I opened the door. He said "my bad!" and kept going.
Wow that's so lame, very unfortunate
You just had to skip that step. Lol
ive done it so many times before with no problems T^T
Short pants and hoodie is an american thing, isn't it? I guess in Europe it's (mostly) the other way round: long pants with t-shirt.
nah im from canada and my legs are warm even in winter haha
Maybe if you just take the bottle and turn in upside down you would save at least half of it..:D
Might be pieces of glass.
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Simply wasn’t meant to be.
Last month, I bought a quality, though expensive, bottle of wine. It fell from my hand and broke while I was taking the key out of my pocket. My friend and his wife were coming to visit us. I went and bought a new one.
dang what a waste
I did this with a bottle of nice tequila I'd bought for my first social event in months and months when I had no spare money and FINALLY decided to treat myself... Got to the pre's and smashed it on the door... The night went downhill from there
rippp
Hey , at least it's not making a mess inside !
trueee that wouldve sucked for sure
Man you can just hear it also... damnnn
Right, such a sad sound😭
something something low hanging fruit or whatever
I've done that. Made me sad.
Long arms gang?
Actually short. But same idea.
I mean... At least it didn't leak inside.
Well...shit.
Well, that sucks.
Vodka?
I thought that this was the Door Dash driver, and that the drink was going to break just as you opened the door. That really sucks.
Ashes to ashes….
I’m always surprised by peoples complete lack of awareness
I surprise myself
Maybe you will hold onto your “drink” better in the future
Carry it like you give a shit? Wellthatsucks that the same physics that existed since you were born still exists? Nice hoodie and shorts combo. And least it's a warning that you're dumb as fuck
You deserve it
Bro what 😭
I like how you had a moment of silence for it there at the end
probably was attempting (and failing) to hold back tears.
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probably, but his body language exudes sadness, angst, and discontentment.
I've been here. This isn't sadness, this is "God fucking dammit" moment, you stand there looking at it pissed off and then thinking if you're gonna get a new one or not, then whatever is decided you have to clean it up.
i’ve been here too! it’s like the icing on the shit cake. similar to when you had one of those days and you drop the keys on the ground when you’re trying to unlock the front door. or when you’re putting a sock on too fast and your fingers lose the sock and you end up punching yourself in the face. you get the gist.
I was just dumbfounded it even happened
i was being slightly dramatic in my choices of emotional descriptors. it’s just unfortunate. was it wine or something? or like a calypso.
Can we get a moment of silence for my $20 I spent
Bro went through the whole grieving process..
😭😭