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When even the fish is tired of phishing
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She was trying to figure out if the fish had stolen her wallet.
It's a tough section of ocean there, full of thieves.
Definitely a true sea of thieves
no one would believe her when she'll tell a fish stole her phone
Knocked her phone down. Fish didnāt steal the phone.
Hey you dropped this š
You do like taking middle fingers, huh. Weird people fill the world.
You donāt know what the fish did with it once back in the water.
True. But neither did anyone else. We shouldnāt accuse a fish without evidence, lol
That sounds like something a fish would say from a stolen phone.
I guess you didn't get the joke?
I did. However, my comment looked like I didnāt.
Why haven't you called me back? You're never gonna believe this, we were on a boat cruising along and a fish jumped into the boat and knocked my phone into the water.
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Classic fishing scamā¦. Guys train the fish to knock phones/wallets out of hands into a dragging net in the water, which they later scoop up to sell. Tourists beware
iFish
iSteal.
iKnow
It was a million to one shot doc, a million to one!
Never tell me the cods
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What were godamn chances
String theory would suggest they were infinite.
If you are on a river with Asian carp
High.
By the time she realized it was gone, it was 100 yards behind her and 50 feet deep.
The dysfunctional Hearts Will Go On flute rendition was a great touch
I want to call Miguel
PoF ads are getting intricate
The fish:
I heard those thing can kill you is that true?
Marlin can. And some swordfish. There's even a folklore in Singapore on how the Island was once hit by these flying fishes, killing everyone who get near to the waterline. In real life people do get impaled and killed by marlin
Yea I think that was a needle fish, which might be hard to kill you but could definitely do some damage.
Raiders!
All I hear is some lady with a Filipino in some Italian subway yelling āPick pocket! Pick pocket!ā
This is definitely fishy
Hey, can I borrow your phone ā¦ like real quick?
She was so confused she had no idea she was in that type of neighbourhood
Lol took the phone with it, heck of a shot