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Nothing is in its place..

Nothing is in its place..
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1 day ago
D1sCoL3moNaD3

Forgot about Mr President golfing and eating ice cream

21 hours ago
loadedjackazz

And filling his catheter bag

20 hours ago
Ducallan

And diaper

20 hours ago
loadedjackazz

Darth Diaper

20 hours ago
F4JPhantom69

His Löded Diaper

8 hours ago
Cosmosass

And covering up for a notorious pedophile ring because he is complicit in it

14 hours ago
jomo_mojo_

This tweet is “things not seen on Fox News” for 100

19 hours ago
ExcitementAshamed393

He'll be there Friday. Don't worry. /s

18 hours ago
D1sCoL3moNaD3

No no no, two weeks and the water will be down 400% /s

17 hours ago
DavidDaveDavo

How long until ICE arrests the Mexican rescuers?

23 hours ago
itsjackcheng

Imagine while they’re in the middle of rescuing.

23 hours ago
_WhatchaDoin_

Well, how do you think ICE is going to find them? 🤣

21 hours ago
Drew-404

By going to Walmart or Home Depot

10 hours ago
iTALKtoMYmyself

i am genuinely waiting to find an article saying they did exactly this

19 hours ago
GmoneyKaddy87

No later than tomorrow, I expect

19 hours ago
Tripple_T

Give it a couple days. They'll be arrested and deported by the weekend.

14 hours ago
iTALKtoMYmyself

straight to el salvedor
do not pass go
do not collect drowning children

3 minutes ago
MudddButt

When all the rescuing is done, it's off to Alligator Alcatraz for all of you! /s I hope

18 hours ago
FuzziestSloth

You have more hope than I do, friend.

10 hours ago
F4JPhantom69

"We're saving your gringo asses"

8 hours ago
Puzzled-Ad2295

They will say they are giving people time to work without interfering. Krispy Gnome has said that it is all a state issue for FEMA. Guess she doesn't understand the word Federal.

22 hours ago
Prestigious-Copy-494

Krispy Gnome - the name! 😅😂😅

7 hours ago
AizenCurious

Meanwhile a Black, woman, Nigerian immigrant helped pilot the rescue helicopter that flew through the storm to drop the Coast Guard swimmer into Camp Mystic to save so many kids. If this is what DEI hires look like, maybe we need more of them.

19 hours ago
AmigaBob

That's not DEI. That's just hiring competent people no matter what they look like.

16 hours ago
BKLD12

Duh, but unfortunately bigots will look at anyone who isn't a white cishet man and scream "DEI!" even when they're highly competent and well qualified for their job.

15 hours ago
24Abhinav10

That's just hiring competent people no matter what they look like.

That's literally what DEI is supposed to be.

13 hours ago
flyraccoon

No matter what they look like or what’s in their pants

12 hours ago
Tripple_T

No it's DEI.

13 hours ago
drstu3000

So is Cruz just permanently on vacation? Every time something catastrophic happens in Texas Cruz is on vacation

17 hours ago
MensaMan1

“Ted” or is it Rafael ?

10 hours ago
Parking_Sky9709

The GOP enshittification campaign is finally on track.

1 day ago
OkSession5483

People shouldn't even help the others for the GOP to take credit for it while doing not jack shit.

19 hours ago
Vg_Ace135

And fox news is reporting that democrats are "politicizing the tragedy." Give me a break. People are dead and fox is blaming the democrats and Biden.

17 hours ago
Tripple_T

But it's different when they shit on Bass and Newsome during Cali wildfires

13 hours ago
Five-Oh-Vicryl

And Mexico sent assistance with rescue

20 hours ago
drifters74

ICE will try to deport them

19 hours ago
doom_2_all

They sent thought and prayers, what more do you want?!?!?!

18 hours ago
rexxer454

Well you know "they" control the weather, right?

22 hours ago
Brilliant_Weird_329

Why is Cruz literally always on vacation

16 hours ago
Acceptable_Bat_533

Sounds like Texans voted for Ted Cruz to be on vacation at crucial times.

I'm not even surprised.

Are you?

And frankly, it's Texas.

You all deserve it for the voting you placed. Deal with it.

Disaster after disaster, year after year, and yet you fools continue to vote for the SAME people who do nothing to help, but everything to control you and make your lives miserable.

No I am not going to have empathy. You voted to place a fascist, rapist in the WH, install Christian Nationalism against the will of every American who does NOT believe like you do, and you kill women who need abortions.

So? A few of you die in disastrous flooding.

You VOTED for this!!!

21 hours ago
BKLD12

Texas voted to reelect Ted Cruz after the Snowpocalypse of 2021 when he hopped over to Cancun and blamed his daughters for it. This definitely isn't the first time he has noped out when Texas faced a natural disaster, and I suspect it won't be the last.

I personally never voted for that bastard, but it's frustrating to see my neighbors mindlessly toe the line despite getting screwed over again and again by the same people. Ugh.

15 hours ago
BinDerWeihnachtmann

So they said it was an unnatural flooding, I think I read in a book about a sudden unnatural flooding...

Ich just can't remember who was the mastermind behind it and what was the goal 

13 hours ago
MensaMan1

“Ted” or is it Rafael ?

10 hours ago
NoEvidence136

Meanwhile

20 hours ago
twayb90

And who is being more helpful than our actual government

19 hours ago
Habaneroe12

No wait I saw him at a press conference the other day and he frowned extra hard for at least an hour which makes it Ok.

16 hours ago
Biscuits4u2
'MURICA

We're the baddies, aren't we?

20 hours ago
wes7946

Ted Cruz is actually back in Texas as of two days ago.

23 hours ago
typical-bob

Shame and pressure, had to end the vacay early.

And his name isn't Ted, it's Rafael.

21 hours ago
Ducallan

Right. Your Christian name is unchangeable, just like everything else assigned to you at birth. /s

20 hours ago
LivingTheTruths

Because it’s not time to act like they care yet!

21 hours ago
drifters74

What kind of timeline is this BS?

19 hours ago
blazedangercok

That's a lot of meanwhiles

18 hours ago
Many_Engine_1177

How many times is have to tell people that government doesen't care about you, me or anybody. Business, money and power is what they are all about

13 hours ago
Fennorama

They did something, they prayed. To the same god that flooded Christian summer camps. The irony.

11 hours ago
DetailCharacter3806

A true government for the rich by the rich

8 hours ago
fullmoonbeading

And I just read a father is leading the rescue efforts at the camp. Not the police. Not the Feds.

7 hours ago
Norrin_Rod

wow decency matters

17 hours ago
heruskael

Can't find anything about the 'saved 20', source?

16 hours ago
EarlGrey1806

I thought I read that 2 girls ran into other cabin/tents to wake up other campers and get them outside to run to safety.

13 hours ago
Individual-Engine401

Everything is upside down. It is like reality isn’t real, wtf

12 hours ago
External-Example-292

The Christian party indeed...

7 hours ago
Kangarooladd

Cancun Cruz is at it again

5 hours ago
fothergillfuckup

It's a funny old world.

9 hours ago
Matt_Foley_Motivates

🇺🇸 🫡

8 hours ago
ScorpionTrance

Man, you guys in the U.S. are so fuucked.

5 hours ago
Madewell-Hammer

“We got this” 🏈!

5 hours ago
l33tbot

I prefer the Wacky Wednesday with the shoe on the wall and tree in the toilet. This version is shit. 1/10.

5 hours ago
pitterpatter0910

Meanwhile

4 hours ago
Tight_Contact_9976

Call me heartless but these people got exactly what they voted for. If they want my sympathy they can cry me a whole other river.

10 minutes ago
Key-Ad-5068

Ok, and? This is what was voted for.

21 hours ago
jay2da_04

Did people have this same energy when the L.A. mayor was on vacation in Africa while L.A. burned?

14 hours ago
_0bese

Kick out the illegal aliens ✊😎

21 hours ago
BornWalrus8557

Kick out the inbred white trash ✊😎

They are a cancer on society

17 hours ago
_0bese

Damn racist much. I'm Mexican btw.

17 hours ago
BornWalrus8557

White trash is an identity, not a race. Anyone can be white trash, including Mexicans like you.

17 hours ago
_0bese

Ok black trash

16 hours ago
BornWalrus8557

Trash comes in many flavors. Take your pick.

16 hours ago