Forgot about Mr President golfing and eating ice cream
And filling his catheter bag
And diaper
Darth Diaper
His Löded Diaper
And covering up for a notorious pedophile ring because he is complicit in it
This tweet is “things not seen on Fox News” for 100
He'll be there Friday. Don't worry. /s
No no no, two weeks and the water will be down 400% /s
How long until ICE arrests the Mexican rescuers?
Imagine while they’re in the middle of rescuing.
Well, how do you think ICE is going to find them? 🤣
By going to Walmart or Home Depot
i am genuinely waiting to find an article saying they did exactly this
No later than tomorrow, I expect
Give it a couple days. They'll be arrested and deported by the weekend.
straight to el salvedor
do not pass go
do not collect drowning children
When all the rescuing is done, it's off to Alligator Alcatraz for all of you! /s I hope
You have more hope than I do, friend.
"We're saving your gringo asses"
They will say they are giving people time to work without interfering. Krispy Gnome has said that it is all a state issue for FEMA. Guess she doesn't understand the word Federal.
Krispy Gnome - the name! 😅😂😅
Meanwhile a Black, woman, Nigerian immigrant helped pilot the rescue helicopter that flew through the storm to drop the Coast Guard swimmer into Camp Mystic to save so many kids. If this is what DEI hires look like, maybe we need more of them.
That's not DEI. That's just hiring competent people no matter what they look like.
Duh, but unfortunately bigots will look at anyone who isn't a white cishet man and scream "DEI!" even when they're highly competent and well qualified for their job.
That's just hiring competent people no matter what they look like.
That's literally what DEI is supposed to be.
No matter what they look like or what’s in their pants
No it's DEI.
So is Cruz just permanently on vacation? Every time something catastrophic happens in Texas Cruz is on vacation
“Ted” or is it Rafael ?
The GOP enshittification campaign is finally on track.
People shouldn't even help the others for the GOP to take credit for it while doing not jack shit.
And fox news is reporting that democrats are "politicizing the tragedy." Give me a break. People are dead and fox is blaming the democrats and Biden.
But it's different when they shit on Bass and Newsome during Cali wildfires
And Mexico sent assistance with rescue
ICE will try to deport them
Well you know "they" control the weather, right?
Why is Cruz literally always on vacation
Sounds like Texans voted for Ted Cruz to be on vacation at crucial times.
I'm not even surprised.
Are you?
And frankly, it's Texas.
You all deserve it for the voting you placed. Deal with it.
Disaster after disaster, year after year, and yet you fools continue to vote for the SAME people who do nothing to help, but everything to control you and make your lives miserable.
No I am not going to have empathy. You voted to place a fascist, rapist in the WH, install Christian Nationalism against the will of every American who does NOT believe like you do, and you kill women who need abortions.
So? A few of you die in disastrous flooding.
You VOTED for this!!!
Texas voted to reelect Ted Cruz after the Snowpocalypse of 2021 when he hopped over to Cancun and blamed his daughters for it. This definitely isn't the first time he has noped out when Texas faced a natural disaster, and I suspect it won't be the last.
I personally never voted for that bastard, but it's frustrating to see my neighbors mindlessly toe the line despite getting screwed over again and again by the same people. Ugh.
So they said it was an unnatural flooding, I think I read in a book about a sudden unnatural flooding...
Ich just can't remember who was the mastermind behind it and what was the goal
“Ted” or is it Rafael ?
Meanwhile
And who is being more helpful than our actual government
No wait I saw him at a press conference the other day and he frowned extra hard for at least an hour which makes it Ok.
We're the baddies, aren't we?
Shame and pressure, had to end the vacay early.
And his name isn't Ted, it's Rafael.
Right. Your Christian name is unchangeable, just like everything else assigned to you at birth. /s
Because it’s not time to act like they care yet!
What kind of timeline is this BS?
That's a lot of meanwhiles
How many times is have to tell people that government doesen't care about you, me or anybody. Business, money and power is what they are all about
They did something, they prayed. To the same god that flooded Christian summer camps. The irony.
A true government for the rich by the rich
And I just read a father is leading the rescue efforts at the camp. Not the police. Not the Feds.
wow decency matters
Can't find anything about the 'saved 20', source?
I thought I read that 2 girls ran into other cabin/tents to wake up other campers and get them outside to run to safety.
Everything is upside down. It is like reality isn’t real, wtf
The Christian party indeed...
Cancun Cruz is at it again
It's a funny old world.
🇺🇸 🫡
Man, you guys in the U.S. are so fuucked.
“We got this” 🏈!
I prefer the Wacky Wednesday with the shoe on the wall and tree in the toilet. This version is shit. 1/10.
Meanwhile
Call me heartless but these people got exactly what they voted for. If they want my sympathy they can cry me a whole other river.
Ok, and? This is what was voted for.
Did people have this same energy when the L.A. mayor was on vacation in Africa while L.A. burned?
Kick out the illegal aliens ✊😎
Kick out the inbred white trash ✊😎
They are a cancer on society
Damn racist much. I'm Mexican btw.
White trash is an identity, not a race. Anyone can be white trash, including Mexicans like you.
Ok black trash
Trash comes in many flavors. Take your pick.
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